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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 08 February 2010, 18:26:51
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I'm not feeling so optimistic today.....I turn fifty tomorrow... :-/ :-/ :-/....
Is this the start of the inevitable ..... decline into senility.....decrepitude.....incontinence....and erectile dysfunction?. :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/
I have a lovely wife ......children.....family and friends.......so I have much to be thankful for.....but I never wish to get to an age where .....visiting a local garden centre ......becomes preferable......to a good leg over. ;D ;)
.....I will simply have to console myself ...by buying a Suzuki Hayabusa ......and taking a twenty year old mistress.... ::) ::) ::) :y :y ;)
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Happy Birthday for tomorrow!! [smiley=birthdays.gif] [smiley=birthdays.gif] [smiley=birthdays.gif] [smiley=birthdays.gif] [smiley=birthdays.gif] [smiley=birthdays.gif] [smiley=birthdays.gif]
Your life should open up once you are passed 49!! :D :D :D ;) ;)
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Welcome to the realms of STOM ;D
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I'm not feeling so optimistic today.....I turn fifty tomorrow... :-/ :-/ :-/....
Is this the start of the inevitable ..... decline into senility.....decrepitude.....incontinence....and erectile dysfunction?. :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/
I have a lovely wife ......children.....family and friends.......so I have much to be thankful for.....but I never wish to get to an age where .....visiting a local garden centre ......becomes preferable......to a good leg over. ;D ;)
.....I will simply have to console myself ...by buying a Suzuki Hayabusa ......and taking a twenty year old mistress.... ::) ::) ::) :y :y ;)
Stop it; you`re making my envious! ;D
[smiley=birthdays.gif]Happy half Century [smiley=birthdays.gif]
......ooh sorry, that makes you sound even older! :P
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Oh here we go, FFS it's a number, sadly one that people focus so much on.
Live each day as it happens you never know what tomoorow will bring. Be possitive, you have the rest of your life infont of you to start enjoying. I am 14 months younger than you and when my health returns and the excess weight goes then I reckon the Hayabusa and a 20 year old mistress sounds good, so I might well come and join you .....in ....the....old...before ther time......peoples home.. :o ::) ;D ;D
Hope you have a good one matey. :y :y
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I'm not feeling so optimistic today.....I turn fifty tomorrow... :-/ :-/ :-/....
Is this the start of the inevitable ..... decline into senility.....decrepitude.....incontinence....and erectile dysfunction?. :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/
I have a lovely wife ......children.....family and friends.......so I have much to be thankful for.....but I never wish to get to an age where .....visiting a local garden centre ......becomes preferable......to a good leg over. ;D ;)
.....I will simply have to console myself ...by buying a Suzuki Hayabusa ......and taking a twenty year old mistress.... ::) ::) ::) :y :y ;)
From another old git
Yes :y
Yes :y
Yes :y
Definately No ;D
And yes please! :y
Mick ;)
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Welcome to the realms of STOM ;D
Naw, optimal aint that old yet. ::)
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I'm not feeling so optimistic today.....I turn fifty tomorrow... :-/ :-/ :-/....
Is this the start of the inevitable ..... decline into senility.....decrepitude.....incontinence....and erectile dysfunction?. :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/
I have a lovely wife ......children.....family and friends.......so I have much to be thankful for.....but I never wish to get to an age where .....visiting a local garden centre ......becomes preferable......to a good leg over. ;D ;)
.....I will simply have to console myself ...by buying a Suzuki Hayabusa ......and taking a twenty year old mistress.... ::) ::) ::) :y :y ;)
From another old git
Yes :y
Yes :y
Yes :y
Definately No YES ;D
And yes please! :y
Mick ;)
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Happy Birthday for tomorrow!! [smiley=birthdays.gif] [smiley=birthdays.gif] [smiley=birthdays.gif] [smiley=birthdays.gif] [smiley=birthdays.gif] [smiley=birthdays.gif] [smiley=birthdays.gif]
Your life should open up once you are passed 49!! :D :D :D ;) ;)
that will be the hip to put a new one in ;D ;D
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Happy birthday for tomorrow mate :y
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From tomorrow.....I shall start to wear my trousers ...a little higher.....about four inches below the nipples sounds about right for an elderly gentleman......Just like Patrick Moore. ::) ::) ::) :P
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50? Its just a number..... Best of luck and happy birthday.... :y
(better than 50 thousand posts on a web forum over a short period of time though.... :-X )
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i know youve reached 50 and yes the stannah is on order and your pickingup the honda civic next saturday,it takes longer to get off the toilet and you have to tuck your man boobs into your y fronts and forget the hype about steak and toffees soup is lovely and with some fixodent you could have the odd omelette,lift yer head up and take it on the chin..thora hird did ok and you will too
happy birthday ole bean :y
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I reached 50 in 2003 - the age we all dread had come, i was going through my second divorce, things couldn't have seemed worse - midlife crisis prompted me to buy a guitar and 7 years on i am at a level of peace and tranquility i never knew was ever possible - free, single, working full time, do what i like, buy what i like, ex-smoker, tee-total, celibate...not perfect but alright still...welcome to Nirvana 8-)
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50? Its just a number..... Best of luck and happy birthday.... :y
(better than 50 thousand posts on a web forum over a short period of time though.... :-X )
What's that H, a little louder please ;D
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last 2 statements yes & yes ;D
happy birthday [smiley=beer.gif]
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Welcome to the ranks of geezerdom Opti, I'm sure you will give a good account of yourself. Have a very happy birthday 8-) 8-) :y :y
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I reached 50 in 2003 - the age we all dread had come, i was going through my second divorce, things couldn't have seemed worse - midlife crisis prompted me to buy a guitar and 7 years on i am at a level of peace and tranquility i never knew was ever possible - free, single, working full time, do what i like, buy what i like, ex-smoker, tee-total, celibate...not perfect but alright still...welcome to Nirvana 8-)
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I have the Guitar, waiting for the rest..... :D :D :D :-X
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Happy birthday matey - I never thought I'd reach fifty (candle both ends job over many years!!). Then I reached 60 ( a few years back) As said before - its only a number and you're as young as the woman you're feeling - have a good one!! :y
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Happy Birthday for tomorrow!! [smiley=birthdays.gif] [smiley=birthdays.gif] [smiley=birthdays.gif] [smiley=birthdays.gif] [smiley=birthdays.gif] [smiley=birthdays.gif] [smiley=birthdays.gif]
Your life should open up once you are passed 49!! :D :D :D ;) ;)
that will be the hip to put a new one in ;D ;D
Lol I wasn't quiet thinking about hip relacements.........more like the pleasures of life.................you know what I mean - wink wink, nod nod!! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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You're not alone matey, i'm nearly 47, i think...hate the idea of clubbing, think 2 weeks in a chavvy resort is too hot & a waste of money. I refuse to throw anything away as it might come in handy one day but can never find it when i want it. Just had hernia done, overweight, think i've got ingrowing toenails on the way, looking down on folk & general life with ever growing disdain.
There comes a time when a broad mind & a narrow waist swap places!!! ::)
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I'm not feeling so optimistic today.....I turn fifty tomorrow... :-/ :-/ :-/....
Is this the start of the inevitable ..... decline into senility.....decrepitude.....incontinence....and erectile dysfunction?. :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/
I have a lovely wife ......children.....family and friends.......so I have much to be thankful for.....but I never wish to get to an age where .....visiting a local garden centre ......becomes preferable......to a good leg over. ;D ;)
.....I will simply have to console myself ...by buying a Suzuki Hayabusa ......and taking a twenty year old mistress.... ::) ::) ::) :y :y ;)
do what anyother self respecting guy having a mid life does
blow loads of dosh on some good hookers and a load of viagra
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hope you have a great day and remember you are only as young as the girl you are feeling :D ;D
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Many Happy Returns for today :y :y
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happy birthday mate, you're only as old as you feel :y
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Happy 50th Opti :y :y :y
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happy birthday!Hope you have an excellent day mate. Im not too far behind you myself and whilst Amigo's quip about broad minds and small waistlines may be all too true theres still plenty of stuff left out there for us to do and enjoy :y