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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: splott on 11 February 2010, 18:04:54
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In a bid to literally 'spice things up a little', I got my wife to sprinkle some chilli powder on my backside. On the whole it was a bad idea. :P
Came home from the pub,fell through the door and said to the wife " I fancy a change off position tonight!"
She said " OK. I'll go to bed and fart and you can do the ironing "
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;D ;D ;D ;D :y
A guy i worked with had a mate that cheated on his wife so she bought some Scotch Bonnets (Chillis), broke them open & rubbed all of his underware with them.
He said he had to go to A&E, because whatever he did, it wouldn't take away the burning ;D ;D
Scotch Bonnets are one of the hottest & try eating one if you don't believe me :o