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Title: Ahh good old dementia
Post by: dbug on 11 February 2010, 20:52:12
Three  mischievous old Grannies were sitting on a  bench outside  a nursing home

When an old Grandpa walked by. 

And  one of the old Grandmas yelled out saying,

"We bet we can  tell exactly how old you  are."   

The  old man said,

"There is no way you can guess it, you old  fools."

One  of the old Grandmas said,

"Sure we can!  - Just  drop your pants and under shorts and we can tell your  exact age."

Embarrassed  just a little, but anxious to prove they couldn't do  it, he dropped his  drawers.

The  Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times  and to jump up and down several  times.  Then  they all piped up and said,   

"You're  87 years old!"   

Standing  with his pants down around his ankles, the old gent  asked,

"How in the world did you  guess?"   

Slapping  their knees and grinning from ear to ear, the three old  ladies happily yelled in  unison...

"We  were at your birthday party  yesterday!"   

Title: Re: Ahh good old dementia
Post by: jonnycool on 11 February 2010, 21:47:43
That's a good un  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Ahh good old dementia
Post by: Vamps on 11 February 2010, 21:55:14
Nice one.... ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Ahh good old dementia
Post by: Entwood on 11 February 2010, 22:08:40
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y :y :y :y
Title: Re: Ahh good old dementia
Post by: Tony H on 11 February 2010, 22:35:49
 ;D ;D ;D