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Title: Valentines Poem
Post by: Hannah Judes Dad on 11 February 2010, 23:46:32

I've got a Valentine's poem that has never yet failed to get me into a girl's knickers :-

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I've got a knife,
Now get in the rather van.

Title: Re: Valentines Poem
Post by: Amigo on 11 February 2010, 23:58:40

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I've got a Valentine's poem that has never yet failed to get me into a girl's knickers :-

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I've got a knife,
Now get in the rather van.

After version...
  Roses are red,
  Violets are blue,
  I've got a knife,
  Now break off out of my van, you're doing my rather' head in!!!! ::)

Title: Re: Valentines Poem
Post by: Hannah Judes Dad on 12 February 2010, 00:01:16

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I've got a Valentine's poem that has never yet failed to get me into a girl's knickers :-

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I've got a knife,
Now get in the rather van.

After version...
  Roses are red,
  Violets are blue,
  I've got a knife,
  Now break off out of my van, you're doing my rather' head in!!!! ::)

You can tell we live in a similar area   ;D :y

Title: Re: Valentines Poem
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 12 February 2010, 00:04:39

Some really soppy bugger's on here is'nt there......not. :-/