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Title: Para training - French style.
Post by: Shackeng on 11 February 2010, 22:51:27

Two French paratroopers were seconded to the SAS for special training. After the first day they met up in the bar.
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"Ah, Pierre," asks one, " 'ow 'av you been doing?"
"Merde!" answers Pierre. "I 'av 'ad a mos' terrible day. Terrible! At seex zis morning I was woken by zis beeg 'airy sergeant. 'E dragged
me out of bed and on to ze parade ground."
"And zen what 'appened?" inquires his mate.
"I weel tell you what 'appened! 'E made me climb urp zis silly leetle platform five feet off ze ground and zen 'e said "Jurmp!"."
"'And did you jump?" asks his mate.
"I did not. I told 'im - "I am a French paratrooper. I do not jump five feet. It is beneass my dignity."
"And zen what 'appened?" asks his mate.
"Zen 'e made me climb up zis silly leetle platform ten feet off ze ground, and 'e said "Jump!"."
"And did you jurmp?" asks his mate..
"I did not. I told 'im - "I am a French paratrooper. It is beneass my dignity to jump ten feet."
"What 'appened zen?" asks his mate.
"Zen 'e made me climb urp zis rickety platform a 'undred feet above
ze parade ground. 'E undid 'is trousers, took out zis enormous willy,
and 'e said: "If you do not jurmp, I am going to stick zis right urp
your burm."."
"Ooooh!" says his mate. "And did you jurmp?"

"A leetle, at ze beginning."

Title: Re: Para training - French style.
Post by: waspy on 11 February 2010, 22:53:26

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D TPMSL ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Para training - French style.
Post by: Entwood on 11 February 2010, 22:53:49

One of the better ones  :y :y :y :y :y :y :y

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Para training - French style.
Post by: dbug on 11 February 2010, 23:07:11

Heard it before but bloody funny though  ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Para training - French style.
Post by: waspy on 11 February 2010, 23:23:54

I'm still laughing ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Para training - French style.
Post by: Radiomarko on 12 February 2010, 10:59:36

Spilt my tea - cheers!    :-X

Title: Re: Para training - French style.
Post by: splott on 12 February 2010, 13:00:13

 ;D ;D ;D Absolutely Brill  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Para training - French style.
Post by: sexydaz on 12 February 2010, 16:17:10

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D