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Title: Just received this by text
Post by: STMO999 on 14 February 2010, 20:09:51
DERRON BROWN TEST
This is creepy!






Think of a letter between A&W






Repeat it out loud as you scroll down






Think of an animal that begins with that letter






Repeat it out loud as you scroll down






Think of a persons name that begins with the last letter in the animals name






Now count the letters of the name using the fingers of your right hand






Take the hand you counted on and hold it in front of your face with the palm towards you






Look at the palm closely and notice the lines in your hand






Do the lines take the form of the first letter in the persons name?






Of course they f*ckin don't.






Now punch yourself in the face and get a f*ckin life. ;D
Title: Re: Just received this by text
Post by: Del Boy on 14 February 2010, 20:12:35
Had that before very good  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Just received this by text
Post by: feeutfo on 14 February 2010, 20:51:47
guessed the sort of answer about half way down, crap Steve tbh. We all know you can do much better...redeem yourself before bed time please. :P :)
Title: Re: Just received this by text
Post by: STMO999 on 14 February 2010, 20:56:29
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guessed the sort of answer about half way down, crap Steve tbh. We all know you can do much better...redeem yourself before bed time please. :P :)


I'll try.



Husband shouts downstairs to his wife " Can you come up here and help me with this clock?"
When she gets there he's standing naked with a big stiffie. "That's not a clock!" she says.
"It will be when you put two hands and a face on it"

 :-/ :-/ ;D
Title: Re: Just received this by text
Post by: feeutfo on 14 February 2010, 21:01:15
 ;D.,see, knew you could do it ;D ;D

although i've just read your hospital joke, that was good enough to be fair, cheers big ears. ;D :y
Title: Re: Just received this by text
Post by: PhilRich on 14 February 2010, 21:03:59
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guessed the sort of answer about half way down, crap Steve tbh. We all know you can do much better...redeem yourself before bed time please. :P :)


I'll try.



Husband shouts downstairs to his wife " Can you come up here and help me with this clock?"
When she gets there he's standing naked with a big stiffie. "That's not a clock!" she says.
"It will be when you put two hands and a face on it"

 :-/ :-/ ;D








Yep! You've redeemed yourself! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Just received this by text
Post by: waspy on 14 February 2010, 22:36:28
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Now punch yourself in the face and get a f*ckin life. ;D

I'd rather punch you in the face for telling such a crap joke ;D ;)