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Title: Hospital joke
Post by: STMO999 on 14 February 2010, 17:56:53

A woman goes into hospital for a vaginal tuck. When she comes round she sees three cards on the bedside cabinet. One is from the surgeon to say all went well, one is from her husband to say how much he loves her and the other one is from Tommy in the burns unit to say thanks for the new ears. ::)

Title: Re: Hospital joke
Post by: PhilRich on 14 February 2010, 17:57:55

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A woman goes into hospital for a vaginal tuck. When she comes round she sees three cards on the bedside cabinet. One is from the surgeon to say all went well, one is from her husband to say how much he loves her and the other one is from Tommy in the burns unit to say thanks for the new ears. ::)

PMSL  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Hospital joke
Post by: Proz on 14 February 2010, 18:07:03

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  :y

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Post by: Shackeng on 14 February 2010, 18:12:27

Ouchhh ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y :y :y

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Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 14 February 2010, 19:03:03

Very funny..... ;D ;D ;)

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Post by: waspy on 14 February 2010, 19:07:08

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

All in a flap over his new ears :D

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Post by: cam2502 on 14 February 2010, 19:18:03

 ;D ;D ;D ;D.......sent to a few mates :y

Title: Re: Hospital joke
Post by: albitz on 14 February 2010, 19:57:01

Last time I heard that joke it was Niki Lauda who said thanks for the ears. ::) ;D

Title: Re: Hospital joke
Post by: STMO999 on 14 February 2010, 20:00:21

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Last time I heard that joke it was Niki Lauda who said thanks for the ears. ::) ;D

Yes. But not everyone on here is an old fart like you. :P

Title: Re: Hospital joke
Post by: Tony H on 14 February 2010, 20:26:42

 :y ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Hospital joke
Post by: albitz on 14 February 2010, 21:03:51

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Last time I heard that joke it was Niki Lauda who said thanks for the ears. ::) ;D

Yes. But not everyone on here is an old fart like you. :P

And no one is as old/miserable/decrepit as you. :P :)

Title: Re: Hospital joke
Post by: Hannah Judes Dad on 15 February 2010, 11:24:21

Quality joke  ;D ;D ;D