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Title: One for the girls!! (sorry fellas!)
Post by: dad1uk on 15 February 2010, 22:04:43
He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it
I said to him . . . You wear pants don't you?
 
He said to me . . ...... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said . That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart




He said to me.. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him . ..... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him .. . They don't have time 
 
He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him .. . I don't know; it has never happened. 
 
He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends. 
 
He said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
I said. . . A widow. 
 
He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him .. . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
Title: Re: One for the girls!! (sorry fellas!)
Post by: maria on 15 February 2010, 22:08:01
That is brillant and so true ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: One for the girls!! (sorry fellas!)
Post by: Lazydocker on 15 February 2010, 22:09:20
I've no issues with that... Funny actually ;D ;D ;D

Perhaps it's just because I'm in touch with my feminine side :-X ;)
Title: Re: One for the girls!! (sorry fellas!)
Post by: Debs. on 15 February 2010, 22:09:38
 :P..... ;)..... ;D..... :y
Title: Re: One for the girls!! (sorry fellas!)
Post by: Entwood on 15 February 2010, 22:12:38
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: One for the girls!! (sorry fellas!)
Post by: dad1uk on 15 February 2010, 22:15:52
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I've no issues with that... Funny actually ;D ;D ;D

Perhaps it's just because I'm in touch with my feminine side :-X ;)


You haven't been with Loo-knee have you???? :o
Title: Re: One for the girls!! (sorry fellas!)
Post by: Lazydocker on 15 February 2010, 22:20:42
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I've no issues with that... Funny actually ;D ;D ;D

Perhaps it's just because I'm in touch with my feminine side :-X ;)


You haven't been with Loo-knee have you???? :o

Errm.... Not since Newent, last year ::) ;D
Title: Re: One for the girls!! (sorry fellas!)
Post by: fletchesmrs on 16 February 2010, 10:20:59
all true  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: One for the girls!! (sorry fellas!)
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 16 February 2010, 12:38:40
Cant knock those comments appart from one, I did'nt realise I was supposed to be gay....... ;D ;D
Title: Re: One for the girls!! (sorry fellas!)
Post by: Hannah Judes Dad on 16 February 2010, 15:01:12
I liked them all,no complaints from me(because she told me to not to) :y
Title: Re: One for the girls!! (sorry fellas!)
Post by: v6fletch on 16 February 2010, 20:53:57
if we lads  posted sexist jokes there would soon be complaints,ie the avatar of the lady whose airbags have activated,caused uproar , i think it is one law for the women an one law for us lads ,..
 thats it i feel a sulk coming on , bottom lip out , hands in pockets an puffing me chest out ...OUCH !! sorry sweetheart , didnt realise you were looking over my shoulder !  :-[ :D ;D :-/
Title: Re: One for the girls!! (sorry fellas!)
Post by: v6fletch on 16 February 2010, 20:55:14
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if we lads  posted sexist jokes there would soon be complaints,ie the avatar of the lady whose airbags have activated,caused uproar , i think it is one law for the women an one law for us lads ,..
 thats it i feel a sulk coming on , bottom lip out , hands in pockets an puffing me chest out ...OUCH !! sorry sweetheart , didnt realise you were looking over my shoulder !  :-[ :D ;D :-/ i think theyre lovely smashing great super jokes ....
Title: Re: One for the girls!! (sorry fellas!)
Post by: v6fletch on 16 February 2010, 20:56:50
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i dont beleeeeve it ,if we lads  posted sexist jokes there would soon be complaints,ie the avatar of the lady whose airbags have activated,caused uproar , i think it is one law for the women an one law for us lads ,..
 thats it i feel a sulk coming on , bottom lip out , hands in pockets an puffing me chest out ...OUCH !! sorry sweetheart , didnt realise you were looking over my shoulder !  :-[ :D ;D :-/ i think theyre lovely smashing great super jokes ....
they dont call me victor meldrew for nothing you know l :)