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Title: Black Panties!
Post by: dad1uk on 15 February 2010, 21:55:57
Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world. Finally, Anna said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone.
 
Her daughter immediately replied, "Mum! I have someone for you to meet.."
 
Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asked her to join him for a weekend away...
 
Their first night there, she undressed as he did.. There she stood nude, except for a pair of black lacy panties; he was in his birthday suit.
 
Looking her over, he asked, "Why the black panties?"
 
She replied: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning."
 
He knew he was not getting lucky that night..                                       
                                                                           
The following night was the same- she stood there wearing the black  panties, and  he was in his birthday suit- but now he was wearing a black condom.
 
She looked at him and asked: "What's with the black condom?"
 
He replied, "I want to offer my deepest condolences...."
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Post by: waspy on 15 February 2010, 21:57:51
 ;D ;D ;D ;D PMSL :y
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Post by: Plomien on 15 February 2010, 22:01:44
ROFL ;D ;D
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Post by: Vamps on 15 February 2010, 22:04:43
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Post by: Lazydocker on 15 February 2010, 22:10:34
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Post by: Entwood on 15 February 2010, 22:12:57
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Post by: Xplicit 2.0 on 16 February 2010, 09:46:13
 :D :D :D ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y
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Post by: ScottieMV6 on 16 February 2010, 14:04:09
Brilliant, just brilliant :y ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: jerry on 16 February 2010, 14:28:18
very good ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Hannah Judes Dad on 16 February 2010, 14:45:40
What a gentleman  ;D
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Post by: Elite Pete on 16 February 2010, 14:49:15
 ;D ;D
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Post by: PhilRich on 16 February 2010, 14:57:18
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Post by: griffin on 16 February 2010, 15:04:05
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Post by: sexydaz on 16 February 2010, 17:36:46
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Post by: Dave-C on 16 February 2010, 17:43:37
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Post by: jonnycool on 16 February 2010, 18:41:15
Very good  :y :y
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Post by: cam2502 on 16 February 2010, 22:44:47
thats a cracker :y :y :y :y :y
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Post by: maria on 16 February 2010, 23:35:51
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 16 February 2010, 23:38:45
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Just had to look at your post then Maria just in case you said "I wear black panties, and james the black condom, cause it makes him look a bit bigger!!" ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: maria on 16 February 2010, 23:40:38
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Just had to look at your post then Maria just in case you said "I wear black panties, and james the black condom, cause it makes him look a bit bigger!!" ;D ;D ;D
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You cheeky sod :D :D :P
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 16 February 2010, 23:41:51
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Just had to look at your post then Maria just in case you said "I wear black panties, and james the black condom, cause it makes him look a bit bigger!!" ;D ;D ;D
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You cheeky sod :D :D :P


Me?? never!! :-*

Come on spill the beans ;D :D
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Post by: maria on 16 February 2010, 23:42:58
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Just had to look at your post then Maria just in case you said "I wear black panties, and james the black condom, cause it makes him look a bit bigger!!" ;D ;D ;D
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You cheeky sod :D :D :P


Me?? never!! :-*

Come on spill the beans ;D :D[/quote]

yeah you  and there are no beans to spill  :P