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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: SJKOO01 on 18 February 2010, 17:39:10
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Secret UFO files released !!
http://www.talktalk.co.uk/video/25515/news/Secret-UFO-files-revealed/
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Roswell .....New Mexico......1947....the truth is out there....... ::) ;)
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i cant believe any tinker would want to come to earth. would you?? especially england, there spaceship would be clamped within 5 mins of landing, the police would probably pull it over and say its been reported stolen as they do, then it would be impounded cause you havent got no proof of insurance on you
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I remember an old cartoon about this subject. The flying saucer has landed on a garage forecourt and one of the aliens is trying to strike up a conversation with a petrol pump. His mate comes out of the ship and says "It's no good, he can't hear you. He's got his d!ck in his ear". ::)
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The thing that gets me with aliens is that they have the technological ability to traverse vast stretches of space, at near light speed, avoid vast arrays of tracking equiptment, maybe even enter from another dimension and when they get here they either crash, avoid any major conurbations and mutilate a few cows and prod around in some hicks backside.
"Have a nice day out dear in the 4-dimensional universe"
"OK, Splob wrote his ship off though, but i did managed to get some photos of Cletus's backside.What's for dinner?"
"Tripe"
"ooooh, smashing"
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The thing that gets me with aliens is that they have the technological ability to traverse vast stretches of space, at near light speed, avoid vast arrays of tracking equiptment, maybe even enter from another dimension and when they get here they either crash, avoid any major conurbations and mutilate a few cows and prod around in some hicks backside.
"Have a nice day out dear in the 4-dimensional universe"
"OK, Splob wrote his ship off though, but i did managed to get some photos of Cletus's backside.What's for dinner?"
"Tripe"
"ooooh, smashing"
Outstanding! ;D ;D ;D
And they peel them with their metal knives!
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The thing that gets me with aliens is that they have the technological ability to traverse vast stretches of space, at near light speed, avoid vast arrays of tracking equiptment, maybe even enter from another dimension and when they get here they either crash, avoid any major conurbations and mutilate a few cows and prod around in some hicks backside.
"Have a nice day out dear in the 4-dimensional universe"
"OK, Splob wrote his ship off though, but i did managed to get some photos of Cletus's backside.What's for dinner?"
"Tripe"
"ooooh, smashing"
Outstanding! ;D ;D ;D
And they peel them with their metal knives!
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKt-KR1TsRg[/media]