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Title: Secret UFO files revealed !!
Post by: SJKOO01 on 18 February 2010, 17:39:10
Secret UFO files released !!

http://www.talktalk.co.uk/video/25515/news/Secret-UFO-files-revealed/
Title: Re: Secret UFO files revealed !!
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 18 February 2010, 17:44:20
Roswell .....New Mexico......1947....the truth is out there....... ::) ;)
Title: Re: Secret UFO files revealed !!
Post by: Richie London on 18 February 2010, 18:03:37
i cant believe any tinker would want to come to earth. would you?? especially england, there spaceship would be clamped within 5 mins of landing, the police would probably pull it over and say its been reported stolen as they do, then it would be impounded cause you havent got no proof of insurance  on you
Title: Re: Secret UFO files revealed !!
Post by: STMO999 on 18 February 2010, 18:09:09
I remember an old cartoon about this subject. The flying saucer has landed on a garage forecourt and one of the aliens is trying to strike up a conversation with a petrol pump. His mate comes out of the ship and says "It's no good, he can't hear you. He's got his  d!ck in his ear". ::)
Title: Re: Secret UFO files revealed !!
Post by: threppence on 18 February 2010, 19:15:21
The thing that gets me with aliens is that they have the technological ability to traverse vast stretches of space, at near light speed, avoid vast arrays of tracking equiptment, maybe even enter from another dimension and when they get here they either crash, avoid any major conurbations and mutilate a few cows and prod around in some hicks backside.

"Have a nice day out dear in the 4-dimensional universe"
"OK, Splob wrote his ship off though, but i did managed to get some photos of Cletus's backside.What's for dinner?"
"Tripe"
"ooooh, smashing"
Title: Re: Secret UFO files revealed !!
Post by: pedroMV6 on 18 February 2010, 19:19:17
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The thing that gets me with aliens is that they have the technological ability to traverse vast stretches of space, at near light speed, avoid vast arrays of tracking equiptment, maybe even enter from another dimension and when they get here they either crash, avoid any major conurbations and mutilate a few cows and prod around in some hicks backside.

"Have a nice day out dear in the 4-dimensional universe"
"OK, Splob wrote his ship off though, but i did managed to get some photos of Cletus's backside.What's for dinner?"
"Tripe"
"ooooh, smashing"

Outstanding! ;D ;D ;D

And they peel them with their metal knives!
Title: Re: Secret UFO files revealed !!
Post by: Richie London on 18 February 2010, 19:24:29
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The thing that gets me with aliens is that they have the technological ability to traverse vast stretches of space, at near light speed, avoid vast arrays of tracking equiptment, maybe even enter from another dimension and when they get here they either crash, avoid any major conurbations and mutilate a few cows and prod around in some hicks backside.

"Have a nice day out dear in the 4-dimensional universe"
"OK, Splob wrote his ship off though, but i did managed to get some photos of Cletus's backside.What's for dinner?"
"Tripe"
"ooooh, smashing"

Outstanding! ;D ;D ;D

And they peel them with their metal knives!


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