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Title: Friday jokes
Post by: iggy21uk on 19 February 2010, 15:44:35

Distraught farmer finds all his cows frozen in snow.He prays to god for help. A woman appears from nowhere puts her arms over his icy cows. they immediately defrost. the farmer asks her if she is angel sent from god? No replies the woman, I'm Thora Herd

Q:How do you titillate an ocelot?
A: Oscillate its tits a lot.   ;D ;D

Coat ----------------> Exit

Title: Re: Friday jokes
Post by: Pitchfork on 19 February 2010, 16:21:01

Q How do you tell if a woman is ticklish?

A Give her a Test-tickle!

(Coat's already on) ::)

Title: Re: Friday jokes
Post by: waspy on 19 February 2010, 21:13:00

I hope you pair didn't take them off ::)