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Title: New element discovered!
Post by: Nickbat on 21 February 2010, 14:47:33

The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 22 assistant neutrons, 323 deputy neutrons, and 300 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 646.

These 646 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

http://constantlyfurious.blogspot.com/2010/02/new-element-discovered.html

 ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: New element discovered!
Post by: Debs. on 21 February 2010, 15:36:11

My favourite feux-periodic and particularly rare-earth element is:

Unobtanium (from the movie "The Core") ;D

Makes hen`s teeth and rocking horse droppings seem common-place. :P

Title: Re: New element discovered!
Post by: SWMBO on 21 February 2010, 15:46:55

Very funny ;D, I especially liked:

'In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each re-organization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.'  ;D

Title: Re: New element discovered!
Post by: waspy on 21 February 2010, 15:52:12

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: New element discovered!
Post by: Hannah Judes Dad on 21 February 2010, 18:56:51

What an accurate description. ;D

Title: Re: New element discovered!
Post by: Bixy1 on 21 February 2010, 19:07:28

Thats good!  I like that...................  ;D ;D

Title: Re: New element discovered!
Post by: Del Boy on 21 February 2010, 19:15:00

Very good  ;D ;D ;D :y