Omega Owners Forum
Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: alunonhisown on 23 February 2010, 19:57:48
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...Be Warned!!!!!!
I just saw a woman getting into a car the wrong way.
Through the driver's door.
My Jewish colleague had trouble concentrating,
So we sent him to a concentration camp.
Why do hot dogs come in cans of 10, and hot dog buns come in packets of 8?
Because Americans cant count.
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?" "Eight," the boy replied.
The man continued, "do you know what these are used for?"
The boy replied, "not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four.
We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do either."
I've just spend hours trying to come up with a name for a 24 hour period.
I think I'll call it a day.
My girlfriend dumped me because apparently I keep making jokes about her weight.
She needs to lighten up abit.
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Good ones there di and made me laugh ;D ;D :y
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Really good ones Diane :y :y
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:) ;D ;D :y
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I spent most of last night wondering where the sun had gone...then it dawned on me !! :D
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