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Title: Irish Prostitute
Post by: bluehawk on 23 February 2010, 06:09:15

An Irish daughter had not been home for over five years.


Upon her return, her father cussed her, "Where have ye been all this time?


Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum through?"


The girl, crying, replied, "Dad, I became a prostitute."


"Ye what??!! Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family."



"OK, dad, as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten-bedroom mansion, plus a savings certificate for $5 million.


For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye, daddy,

the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside, plus a membership in the country club and an invitation for ye all to spend New Year's Eve on board me new yacht in the Riviera, and...."


"Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says dad. Girl, crying again, says,


"A prostitute, dad."


"Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old dad a hug!" 

Title: Re: Irish Prostitute
Post by: jonnycool on 23 February 2010, 06:28:18

Brilliant  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Irish Prostitute
Post by: mudflap on 23 February 2010, 07:35:14

 ;D :y

Title: Re: Irish Prostitute
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 23 February 2010, 09:36:00

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D outstanding B  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Irish Prostitute
Post by: Hannah Judes Dad on 23 February 2010, 09:39:44

Loving it  ;D :y

Title: Re: Irish Prostitute
Post by: ScottieMV6 on 23 February 2010, 10:21:51

Superb ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Irish Prostitute
Post by: unlucky mark mv6 on 23 February 2010, 11:56:12

 ;D ;D,wish i had a fanny,i would be a millionaire by now. :P

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Post by: R.C. ™ on 23 February 2010, 17:55:50

L   ;D   L

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Post by: PhilRich on 23 February 2010, 18:05:21

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

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Post by: Amigo on 23 February 2010, 18:18:37

 :D :y :y

Title: Re: Irish Prostitute
Post by: Turk on 23 February 2010, 19:05:28

Dat's a cracker ! It's de way he tells 'em !!  ;D

Title: Re: Irish Prostitute
Post by: sexydaz on 23 February 2010, 19:10:56

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;D ;D,wish i had a fanny,i would be a millionaire by now. :P

id be a right dirty bitch ;D

Title: Re: Irish Prostitute
Post by: maria on 23 February 2010, 19:36:20

Good one as i need cheering up, as i am in bed with a stomache bug and feeling rough and got a temp :( ;D

Title: Re: Irish Prostitute
Post by: alunonhisown on 23 February 2010, 19:39:58

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Good one as i need cheering up, as i am in bed with a stomache bug and feeling rough and got a temp :( ;D

Aww, get James to give you a kiss and a kuddle :y
Oh and some nice red wine
Lovely, drink all of it and you will sweat it out :P :P :P :P

Title: Re: Irish Prostitute
Post by: maria on 23 February 2010, 19:51:57

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Good one as i need cheering up, as i am in bed with a stomache bug and feeling rough and got a temp :( ;D

Aww, get James to give you a kiss and a kuddle :y
Oh and some nice red wine
Lovely, drink all of it and you will sweat it out :P :P :P :P

I will di, but for the wine i dont drink it or like it so i will have to suffer :(

Title: Re: Irish Prostitute
Post by: waspy on 23 February 2010, 20:21:09

 ;D ;D ;D ;D Good one :y

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Post by: Vamps on 23 February 2010, 22:38:52

Nice one............ :y :y :y

Title: Re: Irish Prostitute
Post by: dbug on 24 February 2010, 01:32:26

Nice one mate  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y