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Title: Irish Logic
Post by: dbug on 01 March 2010, 22:46:07

I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting into heaven.
I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?'
'NO!' the children answered.
'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?'
Again, the answer was 'NO!'    By now I was starting to smile.
'Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?'
Again, they all answered 'NO!'.
I was just bursting with pride for them.
I continued, "Then how can I get into heaven?"
A six year-old boy shouted out:  "YUV GOTTA BE FOOKN' DEAD!"
"It's a curious race, the Irish."

 

Title: Re: Irish Logic
Post by: jonnycool on 01 March 2010, 22:47:51

Very good  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Irish Logic
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 01 March 2010, 22:48:21

PMSL.   ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Irish Logic
Post by: Vamps on 01 March 2010, 23:01:58

 ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Irish Logic
Post by: Entwood on 01 March 2010, 23:05:25

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Irish Logic
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 02 March 2010, 10:35:11

Hahahahahahaha splendid  8-) :y :y