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Title: Yorkshire Men
Post by: Sir Popple on 03 March 2010, 11:17:27
Ee bah gum!

Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet.
Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat."
Vet: "Is it a tom?"
Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it with us."

A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a
gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by.
Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"
Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?"
Yorkshireman: "No I want it chewin' a bone yer daft bugger!"

Bloke from Barnsley with a sore arsehole asks chemist "Nah then lad, does
tha sell arse cream?"
Chemist replies "Aye, magnum or cornetto?"
Title: Re: Yorkshire Men
Post by: Varche on 03 March 2010, 11:23:56
Excellent. My former next door 85 year old neighbour still talks like that.

"Dums trays" = they are trees.

It is a better practical language than Queens English having for example a verb for emptying a bucket of water with a sideways throwing motion. as in "swale a bucket a watter" .
Title: Re: Yorkshire Men
Post by: Entwood on 03 March 2010, 13:22:18
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y :y
Title: Re: Yorkshire Men
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 03 March 2010, 14:12:55
Only place you hear that these days is Barnsley.

Bloody funny at times though.   ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Yorkshire Men
Post by: STMO999 on 03 March 2010, 18:51:08
Taking my missus for a leaving do in Barnsley soon. I'll tell her these before she goes, then she won't be out long. ;D ;D
Title: Re: Yorkshire Men
Post by: sexydaz on 03 March 2010, 19:34:10
nah then tha gi mi a reet chuckle then tha knoz :y

proud to be a yorkshireman ;)
Title: Re: Yorkshire Men
Post by: Tony H on 03 March 2010, 20:33:49
Off on a slight tangent a man from lancashire was on master mind and one of his questions was name  three events in the olympic games that start with the letters th? he thought for a second then replied "thurdles, thammer anth thigh jump"

Footnote :  I know where the cloakroom is  ::)
Title: Re: Yorkshire Men
Post by: waspy on 03 March 2010, 20:37:06
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Yorkshire Men
Post by: sexydaz on 03 March 2010, 20:50:59
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Off on a slight tangent a man from lancashire was on master mind and one of his questions was name  three events in the olympic games that start with the letters th? he thought for a second then replied "thurdles, thammer anth thigh jump"

Footnote :  I know where the cloakroom is  ::)
yer forgot tharchery and thrice jump n good ole thundred metres :y
Title: Re: Yorkshire Men
Post by: maria on 03 March 2010, 21:41:33
 ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Yorkshire Men
Post by: Tony H on 03 March 2010, 21:41:58
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Off on a slight tangent a man from lancashire was on master mind and one of his questions was name  three events in the olympic games that start with the letters th? he thought for a second then replied "thurdles, thammer anth thigh jump"

Footnote :  I know where the cloakroom is  ::)
yer forgot tharchery and thrice jump n good ole thundred metres :y
:y ;D
Title: Re: Yorkshire Men
Post by: BigAl on 03 March 2010, 22:08:13
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Ee bah gum!

Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet.
Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat."
Vet: "Is it a tom?"
Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it with us."

A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a
gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by.
Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"
Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?"
Yorkshireman: "No I want it chewin' a bone yer daft bugger!"

Bloke from Barnsley with a sore arsehole asks chemist "Nah then lad, does
tha sell arse cream?"
Chemist replies "Aye, magnum or cornetto?"
Is'nt that how they take ecstasy up north ?
Title: Re: Yorkshire Men
Post by: Hannah Judes Dad on 03 March 2010, 22:10:52
You can always tell a Yorkshire man but never twice.

The Yorkshire war cry "it's ow much?,thee's not payin' that for them!" ;)
Title: Re: Yorkshire Men
Post by: cleggy on 03 March 2010, 22:48:17
Not bad for a YIM YAM.   ;D
I came to Nottingham from Huddersfield on missionary work 35 years ago! it's taking longer than I thought!
Title: Re: Yorkshire Men
Post by: Amigo on 03 March 2010, 22:56:22
As a southerner in Lincolnshire Driving about i spend alot of time in Yorkshire, cracking folk.
   This was sent to me by a mate in Rotherham!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4U17cLoAXI :y
Title: Re: Yorkshire Men
Post by: PhilRich on 03 March 2010, 22:56:35
Tha's awl nobut cheeky melts skrikin' abaht buggery! ;)
Title: Re: Yorkshire Men
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 04 March 2010, 15:00:30
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Ee bah gum!

Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet.
Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat."
Vet: "Is it a tom?"
Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it with us."

A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a
gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by.
Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"
Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?"
Yorkshireman: "No I want it chewin' a bone yer daft bugger!"

Bloke from Barnsley with a sore arsehole asks chemist "Nah then lad, does
tha sell arse cream?"
Chemist replies "Aye, magnum or cornetto?"




 ;D ;D ;D ;D very good SP  ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Yorkshire Men
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 04 March 2010, 15:01:56
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Off on a slight tangent a man from lancashire was on master mind and one of his questions was name  three events in the olympic games that start with the letters th? he thought for a second then replied "thurdles, thammer anth thigh jump"

Footnote :  I know where the cloakroom is  ::)



 ;D ;D ;D ;D outstanding  ;D ;D :y