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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Sir Popple on 03 March 2010, 11:17:27
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Ee bah gum!
Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet.
Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat."
Vet: "Is it a tom?"
Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it with us."
A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a
gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by.
Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"
Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?"
Yorkshireman: "No I want it chewin' a bone yer daft bugger!"
Bloke from Barnsley with a sore arsehole asks chemist "Nah then lad, does
tha sell arse cream?"
Chemist replies "Aye, magnum or cornetto?"
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Excellent. My former next door 85 year old neighbour still talks like that.
"Dums trays" = they are trees.
It is a better practical language than Queens English having for example a verb for emptying a bucket of water with a sideways throwing motion. as in "swale a bucket a watter" .
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y :y
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Only place you hear that these days is Barnsley.
Bloody funny at times though. ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Taking my missus for a leaving do in Barnsley soon. I'll tell her these before she goes, then she won't be out long. ;D ;D
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nah then tha gi mi a reet chuckle then tha knoz :y
proud to be a yorkshireman ;)
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Off on a slight tangent a man from lancashire was on master mind and one of his questions was name three events in the olympic games that start with the letters th? he thought for a second then replied "thurdles, thammer anth thigh jump"
Footnote : I know where the cloakroom is ::)
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Off on a slight tangent a man from lancashire was on master mind and one of his questions was name three events in the olympic games that start with the letters th? he thought for a second then replied "thurdles, thammer anth thigh jump"
Footnote : I know where the cloakroom is ::)
yer forgot tharchery and thrice jump n good ole thundred metres :y
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;D ;D ;D :y
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Off on a slight tangent a man from lancashire was on master mind and one of his questions was name three events in the olympic games that start with the letters th? he thought for a second then replied "thurdles, thammer anth thigh jump"
Footnote : I know where the cloakroom is ::)
yer forgot tharchery and thrice jump n good ole thundred metres :y
:y ;D
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Ee bah gum!
Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet.
Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat."
Vet: "Is it a tom?"
Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it with us."
A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a
gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by.
Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"
Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?"
Yorkshireman: "No I want it chewin' a bone yer daft bugger!"
Bloke from Barnsley with a sore arsehole asks chemist "Nah then lad, does
tha sell arse cream?"
Chemist replies "Aye, magnum or cornetto?"
Is'nt that how they take ecstasy up north ?
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You can always tell a Yorkshire man but never twice.
The Yorkshire war cry "it's ow much?,thee's not payin' that for them!" ;)
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Not bad for a YIM YAM. ;D
I came to Nottingham from Huddersfield on missionary work 35 years ago! it's taking longer than I thought!
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As a southerner in Lincolnshire Driving about i spend alot of time in Yorkshire, cracking folk.
This was sent to me by a mate in Rotherham!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4U17cLoAXI :y
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Tha's awl nobut cheeky melts skrikin' abaht buggery! ;)
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Ee bah gum!
Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet.
Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat."
Vet: "Is it a tom?"
Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it with us."
A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a
gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by.
Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"
Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?"
Yorkshireman: "No I want it chewin' a bone yer daft bugger!"
Bloke from Barnsley with a sore arsehole asks chemist "Nah then lad, does
tha sell arse cream?"
Chemist replies "Aye, magnum or cornetto?"
;D ;D ;D ;D very good SP ;D ;D :y
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Off on a slight tangent a man from lancashire was on master mind and one of his questions was name three events in the olympic games that start with the letters th? he thought for a second then replied "thurdles, thammer anth thigh jump"
Footnote : I know where the cloakroom is ::)
;D ;D ;D ;D outstanding ;D ;D :y