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Title: Getting older?
Post by: Radiomarko on 04 March 2010, 10:32:22
Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house together. One night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, 'Was I getting in or out of the bath?'

The 94-year-old yells back, 'I don't know. I'll come up and see.' She starts up the stairs and pauses 'Was I going up the stairs or down?'

The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, 'I sure hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood.' She then yells, 'I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door.'


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A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing home. As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say 'Supersex..' She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair. Flipping her gown at him, she said, 'Supersex.'

He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered, 'I'll take the soup.'
Title: Re: Getting older?
Post by: maria on 04 March 2010, 10:34:59
Both good ones ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Getting older?
Post by: Entwood on 04 March 2010, 10:37:10
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Getting older?
Post by: Seth on 04 March 2010, 11:10:30
Nice one!
Title: Re: Getting older?
Post by: waspy on 04 March 2010, 12:13:44
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Good ones
Title: Re: Getting older?
Post by: Amigo on 04 March 2010, 22:14:20
Was the soup cock a leekie?!!! :D