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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: alunonhisown on 04 March 2010, 21:58:56

Title: Toyota (Joke)
Post by: alunonhisown on 04 March 2010, 21:58:56

Toyota have apologised for not spotting the fault which causes loss of control.
They would have noticed it sooner if the Yaris had actually been bought by men.

I see Toyota sponsor ITV Movies.
Ironic really as, in ITV's case, movies are ruined by the breaks.

Toyota have announced that they will be taking part in Formula 1 this year after all. They reckon they'll be unstoppable.

I'm popping round later, but don't worry I'm not stopping...
I'm in a Toyota

My new Toyota is great - I didn't know it had cruise control.
Any ideas how to turn it off?

My friend, a smoker since age 14, told me that smoking is the hardest thing to stop.
He's obviously never driven a Toyota.

Title: Re: Toyota
Post by: rob in gib on 04 March 2010, 22:11:01

all very good  :y :y ;D ;D

Title: Re: Toyota (Joke)
Post by: dad1uk on 04 March 2010, 23:03:05

Brilliamt  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  :y

Title: Re: Toyota (Joke)
Post by: maria on 04 March 2010, 23:10:38

Good ones there di ;D ;D ;D :y