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Title: Thursday Joke !!!
Post by: iggy21uk on 04 March 2010, 18:35:29

During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners to   her students asked the following question:

"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady,
how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"

Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."
The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite.

What about you Peter, how would you say it?" Peter said, "I am sorry,
but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."
"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the
dinner table.

And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?"
I would say: "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment?
I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner."

Teacher fainted   ;D ;D

Title: Re: Thursday Joke !!!
Post by: waspy on 04 March 2010, 18:51:54

 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y

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Post by: splott on 04 March 2010, 19:38:43

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

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Post by: maria on 04 March 2010, 19:52:26

Good one ;D ;D :y

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Post by: Entwood on 04 March 2010, 20:24:37

 :y :y :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: Amigo on 04 March 2010, 21:37:16

I think that's the height of good manners! ;D

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Post by: Dan1005 on 04 March 2010, 21:41:41

:D :D :D :D  excellent,, will have the remember that for the next night out ;) :D

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Post by: Cumbria on 04 March 2010, 23:27:48

Excellent.  :) :) :) :y

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Post by: dbug on 05 March 2010, 08:28:34

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y Nice one