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Title: top 10 pet hates, whats yours........
Post by: sir moanalot on 05 March 2010, 08:45:46
1) noisy inconsiderate neighbours.
2) chavs
3) bass music
4) poor drivers
5) people who drop litter unnecessary
6) unhelpful/unknowledgeable staff in shops/stores
7) people who shout down their mobile phones on buses
8) paris hilton/jordan
9) faulty goods (kenwood frothie maker X 5)
10) people who dont pick up their dogs sh7t.

maybe i just live in a crap area but whats your pet hates??  ;D
Title: Re: top 10 pet hates, whats yours........
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 05 March 2010, 09:03:16
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1) noisy inconsiderate neighbours.
2) chavs
3) bass music
4) poor drivers
5) people who drop litter unnecessary
6) unhelpful/unknowledgeable staff in shops/stores
7) people who shout down their mobile phones on buses
8) paris hilton/jordan
9) faulty goods (kenwood frothie maker X 5)
10) people who dont pick up their dogs sh7t.

maybe i just live in a crap area but whats your pet hates??  ;D






1) people who dont pick up their dogs sh7t.
2) nosey neighbers.
3) people who dont pick up their dogs sh7t.
4) untidy front/rear gardens
5) people who drop litter unnecessary
6) unhelpful/unknowledgeable staff in call centres
7) people who shout down their mobile phones in my home thinking they are still at work
8) poor drivers
9) people who dont pick up their dogs sh7t.(yes I live in a rural area,sadly people come and poop thier dogs on a grass area a few yards frommy front door and just walk away and leave it there.
10)warm milk/lager/beer.


 noisy inconsiderate neighbours...Moved away from mine, cant fault my curren tone's
 chavs = They have to live with it.
bass music - my hifican compete and beat the best of themif pushed.  ::)
paris hilton/jordan - cant stand PH, Jordan would improveinmy mind if only she kept her trap shut.
faulty goods (kenwood frothie maker X 5) - Sounds like a personal vendatta.  ::)l
Title: Re: top 10 pet hates, whats yours........
Post by: STMO999 on 05 March 2010, 09:06:15
1) Skruntie
2)Skruntie
3)Skruntie
4)Skruntie
5)Skruntie
6)Skruntie
7)Skruntie
8)Skruntie
9)Skruntie
10) Errrrrrr...............Skruntie

 :y :y ;D
Title: Re: top 10 pet hates, whats yours........
Post by: Pitchfork on 05 March 2010, 09:07:42
1) Lager
2) Lager
3) Lager
4) Lager
5) Lager
6) Lager
7) Lager
8) Lager
9) Lager
10) Fishwives
Title: Re: top 10 pet hates, whats yours........
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 05 March 2010, 09:08:10
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1) Skruntie
2)Skruntie
3)Skruntie
4)Skruntie
5)Skruntie
6)Skruntie
7)Skruntie
8)Skruntie
9)Skruntie
10) Errrrrrr...............Skruntie

 :y :y ;D

rather typical,and not unexpected.   ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: top 10 pet hates, whats yours........
Post by: Auto Addict on 05 March 2010, 09:14:04
1) Chinese Food
2) Chinese Food
3) Chinese Food
4) Chinese Food
5) Chinese Food
6) Chinese Food
7) Chinese Food
8) Chinese Food
9) Chinese Food
10) People who say, are, but you'll like the Chinese food at such and such a restaurant.
Title: Re: top 10 pet hates, whats yours........
Post by: TheBoy on 05 March 2010, 09:19:05
I never thought I'd say this, but I miss not having a chinky sit-down nearby.  All Brackley has is curry houses, and the American Diner (food is variable, but always expensive)
Title: Re: top 10 pet hates, whats yours........
Post by: waspy on 05 March 2010, 09:22:37
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1) Skruntie
2)Skruntie
3)Skruntie
4)Skruntie
5)Skruntie
6)Skruntie
7)Skruntie
8)Skruntie
9)Skruntie
10) Errrrrrr...............Skruntie

 :y :y ;D

Hey STOM, you forgot me ;D
Title: Re: top 10 pet hates, whats yours........
Post by: Kevin Wood on 05 March 2010, 09:35:45
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1) Lager
2) Lager
3) Lager
4) Lager
5) Lager
6) Lager
7) Lager
8) Lager
9) Lager
10) Fishwives

With you there, Oh, and Cretins like the poser who I followed to work today. He'd obviously found his way to the Porsche garage to buy his woman's car (Boxster) and found the button that folds the roof down when it's sunny so he can pose, and found his gay looking sunglasses so he can pose. Why the break hasn't he found the indicator stalk yet? >:( Of the right hand pedal, for that matter. ::)

Kevin
Title: Re: top 10 pet hates, whats yours........
Post by: TheBoy on 05 March 2010, 09:37:48
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1) Lager
2) Lager
3) Lager
4) Lager
5) Lager
6) Lager
7) Lager
8) Lager
9) Lager
10) Fishwives

With you there, Oh, and Cretins like the poser who I followed to work today. He'd obviously found his way to the Porsche garage to buy his woman's car (Boxster) and found the button that folds the roof down when it's sunny so he can pose, and found his gay looking sunglasses so he can pose. Why the break hasn't he found the indicator stalk yet? >:( Of the right hand pedal, for that matter. ::)

Kevin
Maybe he saw your ballet dancing earlier in the week ;D  :'(

On that subject, you still going for plan B?
Title: Re: top 10 pet hates, whats yours........
Post by: waspy on 05 March 2010, 09:38:17
1: Cat shit >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
2: Over the top loud exhaust from tin pot french crap.
3: Drivers tail gating me when i'm doing the limit.
4: Spongers, be you foreign or British.
5: STOM ;D Only kidding ;)
6: Standing next to someone that clearly needs a bath/shower.
7: Lazy fat people that can clearly do something about it, but claim of the state for it.
8: Macdonalds & all the other fast food chains (i blame these for #7)
9: Old people that shouldn't be driving, because they think it's still 1960.
10: BMW & Mercedes drivers, most "think" they're better than everyone else.

Amended :y
Title: Re: top 10 pet hates, whats yours........
Post by: Kevin Wood on 05 March 2010, 09:42:12
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On that subject, you still going for plan B?

Yep. Strip chassis and get it repaired. New nose cone (Although, actually, with a bit of fibreglassery the old one might fix if I'm feeling tight.)

Kevin
Title: Re: top 10 pet hates, whats yours........
Post by: TheBoy on 05 March 2010, 09:44:51
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On that subject, you still going for plan B?

Yep. Strip chassis and get it repaired. New nose cone (Although, actually, with a bit of fibreglassery the old one might fix if I'm feeling tight.)

Kevin
Ah, I take it the nose took some of the damage, I thought it was a sideways bang into kerb.

What about suspension, has that taken damage?

I assume the damage to nosecone hasn't damaged cooling system?
Title: Re: top 10 pet hates, whats yours........
Post by: STMO999 on 05 March 2010, 09:59:38
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1) Skruntie
2)Skruntie
3)Skruntie
4)Skruntie
5)Skruntie
6)Skruntie
7)Skruntie
8)Skruntie
9)Skruntie
10) Errrrrrr...............Skruntie

 :y :y ;D

Hey STOM, you forgot me ;D


I only try to annoy folk who are online at the time. Now you are here:



(http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n156/stmo987/VSIGN.jpg)
Title: Re: top 10 pet hates, whats yours........
Post by: Debs. on 05 March 2010, 10:25:51
Nosey, intrusive, lazy, potty-mouthed, creepy, racially-prejudiced, petty, tiny-minded, selfish and tight-fisted neighbours.

.....Oh, did use up all of my 10 choices on just that! ::)
Title: Re: top 10 pet hates, whats yours........
Post by: waspy on 05 March 2010, 10:50:24
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1) Skruntie
2)Skruntie
3)Skruntie
4)Skruntie
5)Skruntie
6)Skruntie
7)Skruntie
8)Skruntie
9)Skruntie
10) Errrrrrr...............Skruntie

 :y :y ;D

Hey STOM, you forgot me ;D


I only try to annoy folk who are online at the time. Now you are here:



(http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n156/stmo987/VSIGN.jpg)

Seems like you're missing a finger(http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn231/Waspy_01/198.jpg)

That's better ;D
Title: Re: top 10 pet hates, whats yours........
Post by: Kevin Wood on 05 March 2010, 10:59:27
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Ah, I take it the nose took some of the damage, I thought it was a sideways bang into kerb.

What about suspension, has that taken damage?

I assume the damage to nosecone hasn't damaged cooling system?

Nosecone took all of the impact as far as I can see. I wish they hadn't made the damned thing so strong as I would have been happy for it to shatter rather than pass the forces into the chassis! Westfield were a bit OTT with the thickness of their fibreglass panels in those days.

No, back end stepped out,  full opposite lock failed to stop the slide and it pointed me straight at the bank by the side of the road. Nosecone plloughed into that with a significant sideways component to its' direction which sent me spinning up the road until I hit tarmac. I'm glad there was a bank there instead of a ditch.

Suspension looks to be OK. I'll change the steering rack as a matter of course. (already sourced a cheap nearly-new 2nd hand item). WF suggested changing the wishbones but at £100 each I think they will recieve some careful scrutiny beforehand.

Kevin
Title: Re: top 10 pet hates, whats yours........
Post by: JesterRT on 05 March 2010, 13:21:34
At the moment (changes on a minute by minute basis, cos I'm a grumpy old git)

1. Fog lights - they should just be banned or replaced with 'Styling' lights that are permitted at no more than 1w.  No fog - people just being nobs.  Foggy - they make it more difficult to see ahead.  Pointless.

2. Cats.  I've got to pick up my neighbours cat crap before my toddler can play on my own property.  Cats should be inside or on leads - same as dogs.  They all used to run wild, we're just soft with cats because they haven't been on the front pages mauling a child.

3. Fuel Duty... and no, I don't have a better idea to shift the taxation.

4. Immigration - but only where they're sponging off the state.

5. Car Tax.  I struggle to make ends meet.  I've got a 14 year old commute-mobile.  Tax me off the road - then I'll be in the line for state handouts, and more than 120 quid every six months.  Buy a new car?  No chance, couldn't afford the repayments.  I've got a mortgage and kids.

6. Respect.  My house, my land, my car, my posessions - keep the hell off them.  I shouldn't need to worry about kids destroying my flowerbeds, or have the pristine snow messed up by with footprints and drawing from the local p*ssed up kids.  Yeah - it's only snow, but it's MY snow.

7. Planning Office - I want to copy an extension on a house just down the road from me.  Can't because they say I can't see it from my property.

8. Car Technology - When I was growing up I was promised that cars would be able to drive themselves and everyone would have one.  I'd love that for my commute - just hop in, fall asleep and however long later wakeup in work car park.

9. Tailgating - One day I'm just going to jump on everything I've got - hopefully I'll be driving something much bigger and heavier than they are, but that's not usually the case is it?

10. Washing Up.  I've not got a dishwasher (no room), and until my boy can reach the sink I'm stuck with the chore.


......ahhhhhhhh - that feels much better.  It's like therapy  ;D

Still, it won't stop me having to sit through rush hour  being tailgated by some nob with his fog lights on only to get home to a bomb site with a pile of dishes to do and whilst stood at the sink notice that next door's cat's only gone and sh*t in my trampled flowerbeds again, will it?
Title: Re: top 10 pet hates, whats yours........
Post by: TheBoy on 05 March 2010, 13:24:21
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Nosey, intrusive, lazy, potty-mouthed, creepy, racially-prejudiced, petty, tiny-minded, selfish and tight-fisted neighbours.

.....Oh, did use up all of my 10 choices on just that! ::)
Hmmm, do I detect just a small bit of friction between the locals up there ;D
Title: Re: top 10 pet hates, whats yours........
Post by: TheBoy on 05 March 2010, 13:26:30
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Ah, I take it the nose took some of the damage, I thought it was a sideways bang into kerb.

What about suspension, has that taken damage?

I assume the damage to nosecone hasn't damaged cooling system?

Nosecone took all of the impact as far as I can see. I wish they hadn't made the damned thing so strong as I would have been happy for it to shatter rather than pass the forces into the chassis! Westfield were a bit OTT with the thickness of their fibreglass panels in those days.

No, back end stepped out,  full opposite lock failed to stop the slide and it pointed me straight at the bank by the side of the road. Nosecone plloughed into that with a significant sideways component to its' direction which sent me spinning up the road until I hit tarmac. I'm glad there was a bank there instead of a ditch.

Suspension looks to be OK. I'll change the steering rack as a matter of course. (already sourced a cheap nearly-new 2nd hand item). WF suggested changing the wishbones but at £100 each I think they will recieve some careful scrutiny beforehand.

Kevin
Did the driver's seat survive as your backside chewed its way through the gusset of your pants  ::)
Title: Re: top 10 pet hates, whats yours........
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 05 March 2010, 14:17:56
1. Gobby women.... ::) ;)
2. Inner city "drinking pit"....(sometimes called a Pub)
3. Greedy....inept bankers.... :-/ :-/ :-/
4. Low I.Q "old Etonians"...Tim nice but dim... ;D ;)
5. East Enders and Corrie.. Total crap.. ;D ;D ;)
6. Women drivers.( special test required) ::) ;)
7. The unchecked power of Tesco... :-/ :-/
8. Wife one ...and wife two. ::) ::)
9. Dogs that crap on my lawn  >:( >:(
10. Branston pickle...Looks ..... tastes...and smells  like vomit... :-/
Title: Re: top 10 pet hates, whats yours........
Post by: Pitchfork on 05 March 2010, 18:40:36
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1. Gobby women.... ::) ;)
2. Inner city "drinking pit"....(sometimes called a Pub)
3. Greedy....inept bankers.... :-/ :-/ :-/
4. Low I.Q "old Etonians"...Tim nice but dim... ;D ;)
5. East Enders and Corrie.. Total crap.. ;D ;D ;)
6. Women drivers.( special test required) ::) ;)
7. The unchecked power of Tesco... :-/ :-/
8. Wife one ...and wife two. ::) ::)
9. Dogs that crap on my lawn  >:( >:(
10. Branston pickle...Looks ..... tastes...and smells  like vomit... :-/
That's how they keep the European Turnip mountain under control ;D
Title: Re: top 10 pet hates, whats yours........
Post by: Gaffers on 05 March 2010, 20:59:27
1. Outside lane hoggers
2. Middle lane hoggers
3. Beemer drivers
4. Pikey wagons
5. Neighbours having noisey parties to which I am not invited
6. Chavs
7. Squirrels
8. Fish that wont go for the bait
9. Speedboaters, aka MoBos, that dont realise that passing a dinghy at 20+ knots is dangerous.
10. People who are ignorant of other people's cultures
Title: Re: top 10 pet hates, whats yours........
Post by: chunk on 06 March 2010, 08:28:29
1. Liars who blame others for their cock ups.
2. Racists.
3. People who pick their noses in public.
4. Irritating Drunks.(happy drunks are fun)
5. Pushy sales people.
6. Cruelty to animals.
7. Loud bass music in traffic jams.
8. People who leave their dogs poo in the park where kids play.
9. Family arguments.
10. People who talk on the mobile whilst driving (not hands free)

Title: Re: top 10 pet hates, whats yours........
Post by: Gaffers on 06 March 2010, 09:02:15
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Nosey, intrusive, lazy, potty-mouthed, creepy, racially-prejudiced, petty, tiny-minded, selfish and tight-fisted neighbours.

.....Oh, did use up all of my 10 choices on just that! ::)
Hmmm, do I detect just a small bit of friction between the locals up there ;D

Remember, in N Wales they dont like folk not from around them parts.

Shame, as it is one of the most stunning places in GB.
Title: Re: top 10 pet hates, whats yours........
Post by: waspy on 06 March 2010, 09:37:49
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1. Outside lane hoggers
2. Middle lane hoggers
3. Beemer drivers
4. Pikey wagons
5. Neighbours having noisey parties to which I am not invited
6. Chavs
7. Squirrels
8. Fish that wont go for the bait
9. Speedboaters, aka MoBos, that dont realise that passing a dinghy at 20+ knots is dangerous.
10. People who are ignorant of other people's cultures


I wanted twelve to include these ::) Only Grey Squirrels though, Red ones are nice :)
Title: Re: top 10 pet hates, whats yours........
Post by: STMO999 on 06 March 2010, 10:17:34
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Nosey, intrusive, lazy, potty-mouthed, creepy, racially-prejudiced, petty, tiny-minded, selfish and tight-fisted neighbours.

.....Oh, did use up all of my 10 choices on just that! ::)
Hmmm, do I detect just a small bit of friction between the locals up there ;D

Remember, in N Wales they dont like folk not from around them parts.

Shame, as it is one of the most stunning places in GB.


That's right. If you're not from Liverpool. you can't buy a pub. ;D
Title: Re: top 10 pet hates, whats yours........
Post by: Richie London on 06 March 2010, 10:17:48
people asking if you have a spare fag
fat women in mini skirtsand low cut tops
people who park inches from your car door
my neighbours
tescos stores
tv
men acting hard with there mates around them
people who are convinced there kids do no wrong
smelly office workers on the underground
unnessasry use of police sirens at 3am


Title: Re: top 10 pet hates, whats yours........
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 06 March 2010, 10:58:21
1) noisy, nosey, intrusive, lazy, potty-mouthed, creepy, tiny-minded, selfish and tight-fisted neighbours/job mates (thanks Debs :y)
2) extremely religious people or who abuse religion
3) people who rather park in the middle of road
4) arrogant people
4) BMW drivers (may seem to be related to no 4 but not necessary to be like no 4)
5) unknowledgeable boss/worker in a technical department who even cant understand what I tell
6) mechanics,electricians who damage your car instead of repair
7) people whose IQ level is below their greed
6) warm drinks/cold food
7) people who use their mobile every minute (specially lasses)
9) faulty goods and cars
10) man eater women
Title: Re: top 10 pet hates, whats yours........
Post by: waspy on 06 March 2010, 11:05:06
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1) noisy, nosey, intrusive, lazy, potty-mouthed, creepy, tiny-minded, selfish and tight-fisted neighbours/job mates (thanks Debs :y)
2) extremely religious people or who abuse religion
3) people who rather park in the middle of road
4) arrogant people
4) BMW drivers (may seem to be related to no 4 but not necessary to be like no 4)
5) unknowledgeable boss/worker in a technical department who even cant understand what I tell
6) mechanics,electricians who damage your car instead of repair
7) people whose IQ level is below their greed
6) warm drinks/cold food
7) people who use their mobile every minute (specially lasses)
9) faulty goods and cars
10) man eater women

I like a man eater :D ;D
Title: Re: top 10 pet hates, whats yours........
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 06 March 2010, 11:18:36
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1) noisy, nosey, intrusive, lazy, potty-mouthed, creepy, tiny-minded, selfish and tight-fisted neighbours/job mates (thanks Debs :y)
2) extremely religious people or who abuse religion
3) people who rather park in the middle of road
4) arrogant people
4) BMW drivers (may seem to be related to no 4 but not necessary to be like no 4)
5) unknowledgeable boss/worker in a technical department who even cant understand what I tell
6) mechanics,electricians who damage your car instead of repair
7) people whose IQ level is below their greed
6) warm drinks/cold food
7) people who use their mobile every minute (specially lasses)
9) faulty goods and cars
10) man eater women

I like a man eater :D ;D

 ;D

not physically ;D
Title: Re: top 10 pet hates, whats yours........
Post by: Foxycav on 06 March 2010, 12:09:59
1 chavs
2 gypsies
3 people who take forever to move when i need to get petrol, faffing about in their cars
4 old duffers who drive at 30mph on a 50mph speed limit
5 sexist men
6 women who cant even check the oil on their own cars (my sister)
7 french cars (all piles of crap)
8 arrogant drivers who think they own the road
9 people who dont thank you when you let them out of a junction, people who dont thank you at all really.
10 people who cant reverse park and there car sticks out by 10 miles from the pavement ::)
Title: Re: top 10 pet hates, whats yours........
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 06 March 2010, 12:13:07
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1 chavs
2 gypsies
3 people who take forever to move when i need to get petrol, faffing about in their cars
4 old duffers who drive at 30mph on a 50mph speed limit
5 sexist men
6 women who cant even check the oil on their own cars (my sister)
7 french cars (all piles of crap)
8 arrogant drivers who think they own the road
9 people who dont thank you when you let them out of a junction, people who dont thank you at all really.
10 people who cant reverse park and there car sticks out by 10 miles from the pavement ::)


You...... have joined the right forum Foxy.......none of that sort of thing is allowed at OOF. ::) ::) :-* :-*
Title: Re: top 10 pet hates, whats yours........
Post by: Foxycav on 06 March 2010, 12:16:11
 :P
Title: Re: top 10 pet hates, whats yours........
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 06 March 2010, 12:18:35
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:P

...... :P :-* :-*
Title: Re: top 10 pet hates, whats yours........
Post by: zirk on 06 March 2010, 12:22:22
1. Post Office queues
2. Bank queues and the tellers talking about her freking holiday
3. Following Cars in the outside lane who constantly use the brake pedal cause they cant decide what speed to do, normally BMW & Mercedes drivers.
 >:(
Title: Re: top 10 pet hates, whats yours........
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 06 March 2010, 13:06:13
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1 chavs
2 gypsies
3 people who take forever to move when i need to get petrol, faffing about in their cars
4 old duffers who drive at 30mph on a 50mph speed limit
5 sexist men
6 women who cant even check the oil on their own cars (my sister)
7 french cars (all piles of crap)
8 arrogant drivers who think they own the road
9 people who dont thank you when you let them out of a junction, people who dont thank you at all really.
10 people who cant reverse park and there car sticks out by 10 miles from the pavement ::)


You...... have joined the right forum Foxy.......none of that sort of thing is allowed at OOF. ::) ::) :-* :-*

I see you have made yourself known to foxycav then Optimal.  ::) ;D ;D
Title: Re: top 10 pet hates, whats yours........
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 06 March 2010, 13:55:47
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1 chavs
2 gypsies
3 people who take forever to move when i need to get petrol, faffing about in their cars
4 old duffers who drive at 30mph on a 50mph speed limit
5 sexist men
6 women who cant even check the oil on their own cars (my sister)
7 french cars (all piles of crap)
8 arrogant drivers who think they own the road
9 people who dont thank you when you let them out of a junction, people who dont thank you at all really.
10 people who cant reverse park and there car sticks out by 10 miles from the pavement ::)

drive this one you wont think same after ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4yz3G6nruU&feature=related

an this one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbDte_KSB7s&NR=1