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Title: Pride
Post by: STMO999 on 06 March 2010, 19:29:16
I just went into the kitchen to make a cuppa. Whilst there I let rip. My missus is in the bath. Within one minute she shouted "What's that smell?"
Across the kitchen, through the living room, up the stairs and into the bathroom in one minute flat.
Now that's a fart. :y :y ;D
Title: Re: Pride
Post by: Debs. on 06 March 2010, 19:30:24
 :o Poor woman! :'(
Title: Re: Pride
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 06 March 2010, 19:30:28
You sad baskit,  :-/










PMSL.   ;D ;D ;D ;D  :y
Title: Re: Pride
Post by: Gaffers on 06 March 2010, 19:30:59
Winner!

The day I dont laugh at farts will be the day I call myself old :y

;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Pride
Post by: jonnycool on 06 March 2010, 19:37:06
RRRRRespect!
Title: Re: Pride
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 06 March 2010, 19:53:46
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I just went into the kitchen to make a cuppa. Whilst there I let rip. My missus is in the bath. Within one minute she shouted "What's that smell?"
Across the kitchen, through the living room, up the stairs and into the bathroom in one minute flat.
Now that's a fart. :y :y ;D

......blame it on your whippet ......Northerner... ;D ;)
Title: Re: Pride
Post by: STMO999 on 06 March 2010, 19:56:41
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I just went into the kitchen to make a cuppa. Whilst there I let rip. My missus is in the bath. Within one minute she shouted "What's that smell?"
Across the kitchen, through the living room, up the stairs and into the bathroom in one minute flat.
Now that's a fart. :y :y ;D

......blame it on your whippet ......Northerner... ;D ;)


Whippet? No. Thinking of getting a westie.... :-/
Title: Re: Pride
Post by: sexydaz on 06 March 2010, 19:58:10
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Winner!

The day I dont laugh at farts will be the day I call myself old :y

;D ;D ;D
;D :y
Title: Re: Pride
Post by: bertiecbx550 on 06 March 2010, 19:59:48
You are a GOD!!!!!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Pride
Post by: alunonhisown on 06 March 2010, 19:59:59
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I just went into the kitchen to make a cuppa. Whilst there I let rip. My missus is in the bath. Within one minute she shouted "What's that smell?"
Across the kitchen, through the living room, up the stairs and into the bathroom in one minute flat.
Now that's a fart. :y :y ;D

......blame it on your whippet ......Northerner... ;D ;)


Whippet? No. Thinking of getting a westie.... :-/

I will be mating my bitch quite soon, so I may have 3-4 for sale. :y :y :y :y :y
Title: Re: Pride
Post by: jonnycool on 06 March 2010, 20:01:48
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I just went into the kitchen to make a cuppa. Whilst there I let rip. My missus is in the bath. Within one minute she shouted "What's that smell?"
Across the kitchen, through the living room, up the stairs and into the bathroom in one minute flat.
Now that's a fart. :y :y ;D

......blame it on your whippet ......Northerner... ;D ;)


Whippet? No. Thinking of getting a westie.... :-/

I will be mating with my bitch quite soon, so I may have 3-4 for sale. :y :y :y :y :y
:o :o
Title: Re: Pride
Post by: STMO999 on 06 March 2010, 20:03:33
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I just went into the kitchen to make a cuppa. Whilst there I let rip. My missus is in the bath. Within one minute she shouted "What's that smell?"
Across the kitchen, through the living room, up the stairs and into the bathroom in one minute flat.
Now that's a fart. :y :y ;D

......blame it on your whippet ......Northerner... ;D ;)


Whippet? No. Thinking of getting a westie.... :-/

I will be mating my bitch quite soon, so I may have 3-4 for sale. :y :y :y :y :y


Great. But don't be upset if I change my mind Di. I take looking after animals very seriously, and I wont get one if I don't think I can give it everything it needs.
The lad's guinea pigs have got me for a right soft bastard, you wanna see the amount of different salad foods they eat.
Title: Re: Pride
Post by: PhilRich on 06 March 2010, 20:09:21
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I just went into the kitchen to make a cuppa. Whilst there I let rip. My missus is in the bath. Within one minute she shouted "What's that smell?"
Across the kitchen, through the living room, up the stairs and into the bathroom in one minute flat.
Now that's a fart. :y :y ;D

......blame it on your whippet ......Northerner... ;D ;)


Whippet? No. Thinking of getting a westie.... :-/

I will be mating my bitch quite soon, so I may have 3-4 for sale. :y :y :y :y :y


Great. But don't be upset if I change my mind Di. I take looking after animals very seriously, and I wont get one if I don't think I can give it everything it needs.
The lad's guinea pigs have got me for a right soft bastard, you wanna see the amount of different salad foods they eat.



You too STMO, if that fart is anything to go by :D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
Title: Re: Pride
Post by: Amigo on 06 March 2010, 23:39:24
It must've been silent but violent. The loud raspers sound great but never smell like the short quiet hot ones..proper eggy.
    Ripper!!!! ;D