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Title: The Cork
Post by: dbug on 07 March 2010, 15:28:58

Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class in Melbourne, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his *rse.

If you do not mind me saying,' stated the second, 'that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why don't you take it out?'

I regret I cannot', lamented the first Arab.  'It is permanently stuck in my *rse.

'I do not understand,' said the other.
The first Arab says, 'I was walking along Russell Street and I tripped over an oil lamp.  There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an Australian Flag attire with a white beard and Akubra hat came boiling out.

He said, 'I am Captain Aussie, the Genie. I can grant you one wish.'

I said, 'No sh*t?'

Title: Re: The Cork
Post by: Seth on 07 March 2010, 15:55:07

 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: The Cork
Post by: alunonhisown on 07 March 2010, 16:12:06

Quote

;D ;D ;D

You got it old man.
 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: The Cork
Post by: maria on 07 March 2010, 17:11:43

Good one ;D ;D ;D :y