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Title: Sex shop
Post by: STMO999 on 07 March 2010, 15:01:49

Fella goes into a sex shop and asks for an inflatable doll. Bloke behind the counter says "Male or female?" Female please.
"Black or white?" White please.
"Christian or Muslim?"
"What's the rather difference?"

"The muslim one blows itself up".

 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Sex shop
Post by: unlucky mark mv6 on 07 March 2010, 15:05:16

 ;D ;D ;D :y,me likes.

Title: Re: Sex shop
Post by: sexydaz on 07 March 2010, 15:21:50

i had to throw mine away her nose started running :D

Title: Re: Sex shop
Post by: Seth on 07 March 2010, 15:22:18

Same here! ;D ;D :y :y

Title: Re: Sex shop
Post by: sexydaz on 07 March 2010, 15:24:21

http://www.rotten.com/library/sex/masturbation/inventions/sex-dolls/
 ;D ;D

Title: Re: Sex shop
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 07 March 2010, 15:54:24

 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Sex shop
Post by: splott on 07 March 2010, 16:09:06

Quote

Fella goes into a sex shop and asks for an inflatable doll. Bloke behind the counter says "Male or female?" Female please.
"Black or white?" White please.
"Christian or Muslim?"
"What's the rather difference?"

"The muslim one blows itself up".

 ;D ;D ;D

How can you have hanky panky with something that dresses up to look like a bottle of guiness? ;D

Title: Re: Sex shop
Post by: maria on 07 March 2010, 17:13:03

Good one ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Sex shop
Post by: dbug on 07 March 2010, 17:31:26

PMSL - (http://www.dbug.co.uk/pics/smile/rotfl.gif)  :y :y