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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: STMO999 on 24 March 2010, 18:33:55
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My wife left for work at 7 o'clock this morning and is still not home. She knows I want my tea before the football starts. Inconsiderate cow.
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If she sees this, she will have two choices,
Make you WEAR you dinner
Put the dinner in the DOG.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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My wife left for work at 7 o'clock this morning and is still not home. She knows I want my tea before the football starts. Inconsiderate cow.
I sometimes wonder why we employ them [smiley=vrolijk_26.gif]
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Divorce on grounds of unreasonable behaviour/ dereliction of duty etc, you need to stand up for what you stood for Steve,put your foot down with a firm hand. :y
Hope Mrs Albs doesnt read this, Im a dead man if she does. ::) :D ;D
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Still no sign........ >:(
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She`ll have met a millionaire and run away to his island in the Maldives...... ::)
......your dinner`s in the dog! ;D
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women are forgetting their place these days..my wife has been asking for a few forearm smashes lately
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Dunno what the world's coming to fellas! :y
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What time she normally home?
Prehaps she does not feel like cooking and has called in for a nice Indian or Chinese, or even a Pizza and a bottle of wine, and you can both Cwtch up on sofa and watch the football. :y :y :y :y
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Those bloody Pankhursts and that Germaine Greer, plus the fact that we have gone soft and spoilt them rotten.Too soft and decent for our own good us blokes, thats our trouble. :y :D ;D ;D
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She just rang, still at work. I'm going for a chinese before the footie starts, I'll nuke hers later.
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Mrs Sethsmate has been known to call in to Stinkin' Ken's Chinese? Takeaway on her way home from work.
Hmmm, all will be revealed by around 8.30 chaps! :-X
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I blame the Pankhurst women...... In the past..........women were more than happy with a life........ full of drudgery.... and menial chores . I would take a a firm hand with her Steve..... ::) ;)
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She just rang, still at work. I'm going for a chinese before the footie starts, I'll nuke hers later.
Wathcing the toffees by any chance? ;) I came in to a roast dinner YUM. :P
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confirmed all my suspicions, men would all starve to death if it wasnt for women ;D ;D
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confirmed all my suspicions, men would all starve to death if it wasnt for women ;D ;D
Oh no they wouldn't, they just spend more time in the pub and eat bar meals..... and then dont get nagged for coming home late. ::)
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I still think it was a reasonable law that you could beat women with a stick as long as is was no thicker than your little finger ::) ;)
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Mrs Sethsmate has been known to call in to Stinkin' Ken's Chinese? Takeaway on her way home from work.
Hmmm, all will be revealed by around 8.30 chaps! :-X
Weird names these Chinese's have, we always go to Wan Kings down the road :y
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Still no sign........ >:(
I bet she has left you to look after your lad as well, terrible really...... :D :D :D
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I still think it was a reasonable law that you could beat women with a stick as long as is was no thicker than your little finger ::) ;)
That is where 'rule of thumb' originates iirc,I'm sure someone will know and correct me :)
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She just rang, still at work. I'm going for a chinese before the footie starts, I'll nuke hers later.
Did you pamper her when she got home then, run her a bath, warm (Nuke) her meal for her. ::)
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I still think it was a reasonable law that you could beat women with a stick as long as is was no thicker than your little finger ::) ;)
That is where 'rule of thumb' originates iirc,I'm sure someone will know and correct me :)
::)I thought the 'rule of thumb' to which you refer was applied to Men and the stick/thumb thickness equals one inch, as in: "Beat him to within 1 inch of his life!" ;D
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I still think it was a reasonable law that you could beat women with a stick as long as is was no thicker than your little finger ::) ;)
That is where 'rule of thumb' originates iirc,I'm sure someone will know and correct me :)
::)I thought the 'rule of thumb' to which you refer was applied to Men and the stick/thumb thickness equals one inch, as in: "Beat him to within 1 inch of his life!" ;D
Just had a look at this
http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/rule-of-thumb.html
I actually think i remembered something that I was taught at school :o
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She just rang, still at work. I'm going for a chinese before the footie starts, I'll nuke hers later.
Did you pamper her when she got home then, run her a bath, warm (Nuke) her meal for her. ::)
No. ;D
I saw the error of my ways and cooked the poor woman a nice meal and missed the first half so I could chat to her about her day. :)