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Title: Wendy Wood
Post by: Debs. on 28 March 2010, 09:44:16

.......the auctioneer`s name (and comment); `made me giggle! ;D

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/essex/8589766.stm

Title: Re: Wendy Wood
Post by: Jimbob on 28 March 2010, 09:47:51

Wendy Wood....I bet she did when noone was looking  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Wendy Wood
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 28 March 2010, 10:54:58

Lovely looking toys to do some good,
Sold by an excited Wendy Wood,
To someone who thinks they should
Have some fun whenever they think they could,
Without ending up with a pud! :D :D :D ;) ;)

Title: Re: Wendy Wood
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 28 March 2010, 12:25:51

Hmm.............ten and eleven inches....are you trying to emasculate us men?. ........Ms Debs... :'( ::) :-*

Title: Re: Wendy Wood
Post by: Debs. on 28 March 2010, 13:36:52

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Lovely looking toys to do some good,
Sold by a excited Wendy Wood,
To someone who thinks they should
Have some fun whenever they think they could,
Without ending up with a pud! :D :D :D ;) ;)

She`s a poet,
Her metre doth show it,
Wendy`s words would sell it,
Old woody dildo could still do it,
Why didn`t we buy it.

Title: Re: Wendy Wood
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 28 March 2010, 13:55:19

Quote

Quote

Lovely looking toys to do some good,
Sold by an excited Wendy Wood,
To someone who thinks they should
Have some fun whenever they think they could,
Without ending up with a pud! :D :D :D ;) ;)

She`s a poet,
Her metre doth show it,
Wendy`s words would sell it,
Old woody dildo could still do it,
Why didn`t we buy it.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y

Title: Re: Wendy Wood
Post by: Andy B on 28 March 2010, 14:16:31

It's too be hoped you wouldn't get splinters!  ::)  ::)  ::)  ;D

Title: Re: Wendy Wood
Post by: dbug on 28 March 2010, 16:15:51

Wonder where they've been  :) ;)

Title: Re: Wendy Wood
Post by: redelitev6 on 28 March 2010, 20:42:14

 :D hope they washed them !