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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: KW on 30 March 2010, 16:13:39
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A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden, he shouts out loud, "Lord grant me one wish."
Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord says, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
The man says, "Build a bridge to Hawaii, so I can drive over anytime I want to."
The Lord replied, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the logistics of that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you think would honour and glorify me."
The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he says, "Lord, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say 'nothing', and how I can make a woman truly happy"
After a few minutes God says, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
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:y :y :y But posted before, still good though :y :y :y
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Nice one mate [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]
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;D ;D ;D
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;D ;D ;D
Can't argue with that. ::)
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;D ;D ;D :y