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Title: how not to commit suicide
Post by: Richie London on 30 March 2010, 19:01:50
http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/cucumber-in-rear-was-failed-suicide-bid/story-e6frfku0-1225847704304

nutter  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: how not to commit suicide
Post by: STMO999 on 30 March 2010, 19:08:38
I believe he's tried several hundred times before, but this was a larger cucumber than usual ;D ;D
Title: Re: how not to commit suicide
Post by: Richie London on 30 March 2010, 19:09:48
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I believe he's tried several hundred times before, but this was a larger cucumber than usual ;D ;D


probably got it from tescos  ;D ;D
Title: Re: how not to commit suicide
Post by: Debs. on 30 March 2010, 19:17:04
Failed suicide bids often lead the person being 'left a vegetable'; not with one inside them. ;D

....at least it wasn`t a pineapple he used! ::)
Title: Re: how not to commit suicide
Post by: PhilRich on 30 March 2010, 19:21:00
Suicide attempt my A*se ! Unless of course he was trying to sha* himself to death  ::) ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: how not to commit suicide
Post by: KW on 30 March 2010, 19:24:28
If he was truly serious about ending it he should have followed the example of that Russian dude that found fame through the 1 guy, 1 cup video he made of himself  ;D
Title: Re: how not to commit suicide
Post by: dbug on 30 March 2010, 19:28:25
WTF - whatever will they think of next ?

".. the method was a variation of the Japanese ritual suicide hara-kiri - usually carried out with a sword plunged into one's own stomach."

For sword read cucumber and for stomach read *rse  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: how not to commit suicide
Post by: alunonhisown on 30 March 2010, 19:29:10
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If he was truly serious about ending it he should have followed the example of that Russian dude that found fame through the 1 guy, 1 cup video he made of himself  ;D
Personally, I would ignore him, just attention seeker and a pain in the a%se ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: how not to commit suicide
Post by: Richie London on 30 March 2010, 19:31:17
theres always this idiot  :o :o :o

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/1033776/jilted-javan-teen-chops-of-his-penis
Title: Re: how not to commit suicide
Post by: Entwood on 30 March 2010, 19:33:26
I do wonder Richie ......   just WHAT are you looking for to find these pages ???? ... or shouldn't I ask ..!!!!!

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: how not to commit suicide
Post by: alunonhisown on 30 March 2010, 19:33:36
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theres always this idiot  :o :o :o

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/1033776/jilted-javan-teen-chops-of-his-penis

I won't bother looking, but if he has no use for it, can I have first dibs on it PLEASE, PLEASE, ME. ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: how not to commit suicide
Post by: Richie London on 30 March 2010, 19:57:22
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I do wonder Richie ......   just WHAT are you looking for to find these pages ???? ... or shouldn't I ask ..!!!!!

 ;D ;D ;D ;D


http://www.fark.com/
Title: Re: how not to commit suicide
Post by: Welung666 on 30 March 2010, 20:00:57
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theres always this idiot  :o :o :o

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/1033776/jilted-javan-teen-chops-of-his-penis

I won't bother looking, but if he has no use for it, can I have first dibs on it PLEASE, PLEASE, ME. ;D ;D ;D

Apparently the villagers couldn't find it down the well he supposedly tossed it down. Bad luck Di :(
Title: Re: how not to commit suicide
Post by: Richie London on 30 March 2010, 20:19:15
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theres always this idiot  :o :o :o

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/1033776/jilted-javan-teen-chops-of-his-penis

I won't bother looking, but if he has no use for it, can I have first dibs on it PLEASE, PLEASE, ME. ;D ;D ;D

Apparently the villagers couldn't find it down the well he supposedly tossed it down. Bad luck Di :(


he will now be known as miss javan  ;D ;D
Title: Re: how not to commit suicide
Post by: splott on 30 March 2010, 21:01:00
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theres always this idiot  :o :o :o

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/1033776/jilted-javan-teen-chops-of-his-penis

I won't bother looking, but if he has no use for it, can I have first dibs on it PLEASE, PLEASE, ME. ;D ;D ;D

It was thown down a valley.....................arn't you already in the valley's Di ;) ;) ;) ;)
Title: Re: how not to commit suicide
Post by: bertiecbx550 on 30 March 2010, 21:08:26
Ok now i know why capt zok told me to stay away from the veg aisle at tesco`s........ ;D ;D ;D ;D....Not that i would want to insert anything up my bum!!!! :-X Honest i`m not that sort of person!!! :o.....Erm any way howz the weather down by you is it snowing?? :P :P :P

















Bertie quickly goes off to find JCB to dig himself out of hole.... :o
Title: Re: how not to commit suicide
Post by: sexydaz on 30 March 2010, 21:09:58
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theres always this idiot  :o :o :o

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/1033776/jilted-javan-teen-chops-of-his-penis

I won't bother looking, but if he has no use for it, can I have first dibs on it PLEASE, PLEASE, ME. ;D ;D ;D
Di if yer want il chop yer 8 inch off mine im sure i can still manage with 13inch :y
Title: Re: how not to commit suicide
Post by: bertiecbx550 on 30 March 2010, 21:10:58
You`ve been mistaking the MM`s on the ruler for inches again aint ya???? ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: how not to commit suicide
Post by: dbug on 30 March 2010, 23:19:33
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theres always this idiot  :o :o :o

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/1033776/jilted-javan-teen-chops-of-his-penis

Bet that stung  :o :o :o :o