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Title: I have to go to the doctors apparently
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 30 March 2010, 20:48:34: As I have been fartin for about half an hour ;D

Nearly wiped the family out ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I have to go to the doctors apparently
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 30 March 2010, 20:56:02: low sulphur content diet can help a bit.. ;D :y
Title: Re: I have to go to the doctors apparently
Post by: CaptainZok on 30 March 2010, 20:59:07: Quote
low sulphur content diet can help a bit.. ;D :y

A cork could help a bit more. ;D :y
Title: Re: I have to go to the doctors apparently
Post by: sexydaz on 30 March 2010, 21:05:32: i think that sometimes they throw in the bruce lee of the beans world in the odd tin here and there and that it can really get yer pumpin for a while..i think yer can manage another hour at least :y
Title: Re: I have to go to the doctors apparently
Post by: Debs. on 30 March 2010, 21:06:16: :P Monsieur Methane; le grand péteur ;D

aka: Mr Wiffy ::)
Title: Re: I have to go to the doctors apparently
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 30 March 2010, 21:09:16: Well I am laughin my bag off, but three females ain't ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I have to go to the doctors apparently
Post by: bertiecbx550 on 30 March 2010, 21:09:52: I thought that smell was the muck spreaders!!!! :o :o :o bloody hell mate!!!! :D :D
Title: Re: I have to go to the doctors apparently
Post by: sexydaz on 30 March 2010, 21:12:55: yer must still be wearing them g-strings cos less cloth=less filterage
Title: Re: I have to go to the doctors apparently
Post by: splott on 30 March 2010, 21:13:15: Another hole in the Ozone layer then! ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I have to go to the doctors apparently
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 30 March 2010, 21:27:18: Seriously near on wet myself ;D ;D ;D ;D the dog has farted now ;D ;D another one for the Lads :D
Title: Re: I have to go to the doctors apparently
Post by: Vamps on 30 March 2010, 21:44:12: Quote
Seriously near on wet myself ;D ;D ;D ;D the dog has farted now ;D ;D another one for the Lads :D

Did you 'Follow Through' then..... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I have to go to the doctors apparently
Post by: Elite Pete on 30 March 2010, 21:56:43: You'd better bottle it and take it with you this weekend so you can warm the tent ;)
Title: Re: I have to go to the doctors apparently
Post by: Ghost on 30 March 2010, 22:09:27: Quote
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low sulphur content diet can help a bit.. ;D :y

A cork could help a bit more. ;D :y

For god sake If you use the cork then dont fart in the dogs direction, you'll shoot the poor thing [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]
Title: Re: I have to go to the doctors apparently
Post by: PhilRich on 30 March 2010, 22:12:34: God help your lass in bed tonight then! That's IF she lets you sleep in the same ~~room~~ ~~house~~ street ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: I have to go to the doctors apparently
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 30 March 2010, 22:13:20: I remember university years.. some friends tried to make a test with a lighter (combustion test) ;D ;D ;D ;D

dont ask me the results ;D ;D :-X
Title: Re: I have to go to the doctors apparently
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 30 March 2010, 22:15:44: Quote
I remember university years.. some friends tried to make a test with a lighter (combustion test) ;D ;D ;D ;D

dont ask me the results ;D ;D :-X

Funny you say this Cem, I have been told the very same thing tonight ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I have to go to the doctors apparently
Post by: TheBoy on 30 March 2010, 22:17:19: Quote
As I have been fartin for about half an hour ;D

Nearly wiped the family out ;D ;D ;D
Maybe you don't really snore, maybe its just botty burps ;D
Title: Re: I have to go to the doctors apparently
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 30 March 2010, 22:26:53: and dont light any candles in the tent. :D :D
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Title: Re: I have to go to the doctors apparently
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 30 March 2010, 22:27:15: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnH2pgtt7_I
Title: Re: I have to go to the doctors apparently
Post by: SP_3.2 on 30 March 2010, 22:39:30: Quote
Well I am laughin my bag off, but three females ain't ;D ;D ;D

;D ;D Take it in to the shed Daz ;D But don,t light a match please.
Title: Re: I have to go to the doctors apparently
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 30 March 2010, 22:40:44: Quote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnH2pgtt7_I

yep.. but I still remember some burning smell ;D

;D ;D
Title: Re: I have to go to the doctors apparently
Post by: dbug on 30 March 2010, 23:07:53: Quote
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnH2pgtt7_I

yep.. but I still remember some burning smell ;D

;D ;D
After watching that I could smell it again ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I have to go to the doctors apparently
Post by: feeutfo on 31 March 2010, 02:40:10: Quote
yer must still be wearing them g-strings cos less cloth=less filterage
next step up from the blade of grass between your thumbs i suppose. ;D
Title: Re: I have to go to the doctors apparently
Post by: Gaffers on 31 March 2010, 08:49:49: Ah, the young Padewan surpasses the master 8-)
Title: Re: I have to go to the doctors apparently
Post by: cleggy on 31 March 2010, 08:51:14: Quote
I remember university years.. some friends tried to make a test with a lighter (combustion test) ;D ;D ;D ;D

dont ask me the results ;D ;D :-X

A friend of mine did that, and the flame climbed up his jumper, one of those fluffy things, and singed his hair. ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I have to go to the doctors apparently
Post by: Sixstring on 31 March 2010, 09:35:35: PMSL...........lots. Good on yer, Daz. One more for the boys!