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Title: I hate Area Managers!!
Post by: poxy69 on 31 March 2010, 13:34:33
I work for a convenience store retail company and as iam more confident that a solar flare will hit the earth before she visits this site, I feel this is the best place to vent my distate of the beared woman. This woman is 'on her way up' and doesn't care who's faces she tramples on to get to her goal. If I had my way, I would nail her hands to the fir exit door and ram receipt rolls up her rectum....if I could afford to lose my job I would use every expletive under the sun to her face and tell her that brown nosing doesn't become her!!!!  :D
Title: Re: I hate Area Managers!!
Post by: Jimbob on 31 March 2010, 13:36:22
don't hold back....tell us what you really think  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I hate Area Managers!!
Post by: griffin on 31 March 2010, 13:41:34
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I work for a convenience store retail company and as iam more confident that a solar flare will hit the earth before she visits this site, I feel this is the best place to vent my distate of the beared woman. This woman is 'on her way up' and doesn't care who's faces she tramples on to get to her goal. If I had my way, I would nail her hands to the fir exit door and ram receipt rolls up her rectum....if I could afford to lose my job I would use every expletive under the sun to her face and tell her that brown nosing doesn't become her!!!!  :D

She'd probably enjoy that  ;D ;D
Title: Re: I hate Area Managers!!
Post by: TheBoy on 31 March 2010, 13:44:01
Every large company have them, they often fall into 2 categories - women or spotty lads with sharp suits fresh from uni....


As you get older, you learn how to use them to your own advantage. Apparently ::)
Title: Re: I hate Area Managers!!
Post by: poxy69 on 31 March 2010, 13:44:16
she is the most patronising, hairy, transvestite looking, supreme super biaaaatch I have ever had the displeasure to meet. If she was a bloke, although debatable whether she actually is, I would .......arrrggghhhhhhh!!!!!!!  :-X
Title: Re: I hate Area Managers!!
Post by: Lazydocker on 31 March 2010, 13:46:00
poxy69, you're going to fit in here very well ;D ;D :y :y

Welcome to the forum and if your first post (not forum related) is anything to go by you'll soon be deciding to keep the car and enjoying the banter ;D ;D
Title: Re: I hate Area Managers!!
Post by: poxy69 on 31 March 2010, 13:48:39
honestly!....I would love to keep the car but the wife needs a kitchen more aparantly, and although she looks good in the kitchen......I look better in that car  ;)
Title: Re: I hate Area Managers!!
Post by: albitz on 31 March 2010, 13:51:58
so you have to give up driving altogether so the wife can have nicer cupboards ? :-/ :o :o
Title: Re: I hate Area Managers!!
Post by: Welung666 on 31 March 2010, 13:55:02
Kitchen cabinet doors and draw front are 1/2 price at B&Q over Easter. Keep the car and buy her some doors instead. ;) ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I hate Area Managers!!
Post by: poxy69 on 31 March 2010, 13:58:14
No I have a old biddy's nissan sunny which is really not cool but it was offered to me cheap!...and although the Omega is actually the dog's u know whats!!!....and will pass anything but a garage...it is my baby and I love it especially when I drive round in my flouresent yellow jacket and pull up at traffic lights and see people look round and yank on their seat belts....lmao
Title: Re: I hate Area Managers!!
Post by: Welung666 on 31 March 2010, 13:59:47
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No I have a old biddy's nissan sunny which is really not cool but it was offered to me cheap!...and although the Omega is actually the dog's u know whats!!!....and will pass anything but a garage...it is my baby and I love it especially when I drive round in my flouresent yellow jacket and pull up at traffic lights and see people look round and yank on their seat belts....lmao

Been there, do it daily ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I hate Area Managers!!
Post by: albitz on 31 March 2010, 14:01:10
Drive the Nissan to a quiet spot. Hold the pedal flat to the floor and keep it there until the engine blows up, Then tell the wife that the heap of crap has expired so you have to keep the Omega. Seemples. :y :D ;D

Should add, some of those little Jap contraptions are pretty unburstable, might be an idea to drain the oil out first, just to ensure the best outcome. :y ;D
Title: Re: I hate Area Managers!!
Post by: Kevin Wood on 31 March 2010, 14:01:52
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so you have to give up driving altogether so the wife can have nicer cupboards ? :-/ :o :o

Been there. Buy her some new handles for the old cupboards. Worked a treat for me.  :y

(Oh, I forgot to mention the Neff oven and induction hob, and the worktops and the sink... >:()

Kevin
Title: Re: I hate Area Managers!!
Post by: albitz on 31 March 2010, 14:04:46
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so you have to give up driving altogether so the wife can have nicer cupboards ? :-/ :o :o

Been there. Buy her some new handles for the old cupboards. Worked a treat for me.  :y

(Oh, I forgot to mention the Neff oven and induction hob, and the worktops and the sink... >:()

Kevin
Just think what you could have done to the Westie (and probably the Mig) for the cost of that lot. ::) ;) ;D
Title: Re: I hate Area Managers!!
Post by: poxy69 on 31 March 2010, 14:05:10
best moment was pulling up slowly outside a newsagents where there was a gang off 'well ard' lads riding their hairdryers without helmets. I stopped next to one boy and pointed my finger at him. Without hesitation he jumped off his ped and stood there wetting himself and couldn't appologise enough, he was almost in tears pleadng with me not to arrest him or tell his dad because he would kill him...hahahahahaha
Title: Re: I hate Area Managers!!
Post by: Kevin Wood on 31 March 2010, 14:09:19
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Just think what you could have done to the Westie (and probably the Mig) for the cost of that lot. ::) ;) ;D

Bending it back into approximately the right shape, for a start. ::)

Kevin
Title: Re: I hate Area Managers!!
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 31 March 2010, 14:15:45
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she is the most patronising, hairy, transvestite looking, supreme super biaaaatch I have ever had the displeasure to meet. If she was a bloke, although debatable whether she actually is, I would .......arrrggghhhhhhh!!!!!!!  :-X


Ok so she does not look good ::) ::) ::).

But what is actually wrong with her ability to enforce company policy in your branch, and in the process used in monitoring your performance? :-/ :-/
Title: Re: I hate Area Managers!!
Post by: poxy69 on 31 March 2010, 14:20:29
the area manager in question makes up the rules to suit her, she's not consistent, she judges people by what they look like, if your face doesn't fit, your out!...she plays the favoritism game and before she came along the previous two area managers didn't feel the need to dish out diciplinary's like they were raffle prizes but she does. Now instead of fearing them you actually want to collect the set just for a laugh, she has made them meaningless instead of something to be ashamed of!!!
Title: Re: I hate Area Managers!!
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 31 March 2010, 14:25:16
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the area manager in question makes up the rules to suit her, she's not consistent, she judges people by what they look like, if your face doesn't fit, your out!...she plays the favoritism game and before she came along the previous two area managers didn't feel the need to dish out diciplinary's like they were raffle prizes but she does. Now instead of fearing them you actually want to collect the set just for a laugh, she has made them meaningless instead of something to be ashamed of!!!


Ok.  Well if you feel the disciplinaries are unfair, and out of line with company policy as per the company's manual of procedures, rules and regulations, then use the appeals procedure to air your grievences to her superior, or a member of the HR Department. ;) ;)
Title: Re: I hate Area Managers!!
Post by: Andy B on 31 March 2010, 14:38:44
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(Oh, I forgot to mention the Neff oven and induction hob, and the worktops and the sink... >:()

Kevin

 ...... and then new pans cos her old ones won't work on the induction hob  :-? been there ... done that  :y
Title: Re: I hate Area Managers!!
Post by: poxy69 on 31 March 2010, 14:52:02
if she don't get her kitchen she'll probably smash the car....she's using a microwave on the coffee table at the moment....lol
Title: Re: I hate Area Managers!!
Post by: neilr on 31 March 2010, 16:34:59
just remember how good itll be when she falls down and if she as bad as you say itll happen then you can get your own back. Been there and got the t shirt.
Title: Re: I hate Area Managers!!
Post by: tigers_gonads on 31 March 2010, 16:40:42
you don't work for lidl do you  ;) ;D ;D
Title: Re: I hate Area Managers!!
Post by: I_want_an_Omega on 31 March 2010, 17:44:43
Give us a clue as to which chain it is mate ........