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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: alunonhisown on 01 April 2010, 20:24:58

Title: Spare a thought
Post by: alunonhisown on 01 April 2010, 20:24:58

It's Easter, and a lot of eggs are going to be eaten, please, spare a thought for the poor eggs.

If you think lifes bad, how would youu like to be an egg? You only get laid once!
You only get smashed once!
It takes 4 minutes 2 get hard!
Only 2 minutes 2 get soft!
You share your box with 5 other guys
After 3 minutes in the hot tub you get your head smashed in & then you get a good poking by a load of soldiers!
But worst of all the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother!
So cheer up your life aint that bad!!
Happy Easter!

Title: Re: Spare a thought
Post by: Seth on 01 April 2010, 20:51:40

Thanks for the good wishes missus!
Mrs Sethsmate has just arrived home with my favourite Easter egg, bless her :y

Guess which one it is ......... :P

Title: Re: Spare a thought
Post by: STMO999 on 01 April 2010, 20:57:22

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Thanks for the good wishes missus!
Mrs Sethsmate has just arrived home with my favourite Easter egg, bless her :y

Guess which one it is ......... :P

Mars baaaaaaaa

Title: Re: Spare a thought
Post by: charlie on 01 April 2010, 20:59:39

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Spare a thought
Post by: Seth on 01 April 2010, 21:11:33

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Thanks for the good wishes missus!
Mrs Sethsmate has just arrived home with my favourite Easter egg, bless her :y

Guess which one it is ......... :P

Mars baaaaaaaa

Not biting mate ('scuse the pun!) - but no, you're wrong! ;D

Title: Re: Spare a thought
Post by: Seth on 02 April 2010, 10:45:16

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Thanks for the good wishes missus!
Mrs Sethsmate has just arrived home with my favourite Easter egg, bless her :y

Guess which one it is ......... :P

Anyone? :-/

The evidence may well disappear soon ........... :D