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Title: Jo Brand
Post by: STMO999 on 06 April 2010, 20:52:02

I loved this one she came out with last night.


Wife to husband: "I can't remember the last time we had sex"

Husband: "We're having it...NOW"

 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Jo Brand
Post by: Banjax on 06 April 2010, 20:55:43

 ;D ;D ;D

i remember her opening line of her last TV show

"Good evening and welcome to "Oh Christ, The Fat Bird's Got Another Series!" "  ;D

Title: Re: Jo Brand
Post by: PhilRich on 06 April 2010, 21:25:02

Yep! It's the way she tells 'em! ;D ;D

Title: Re: Jo Brand
Post by: hoofing it on 06 April 2010, 21:26:35

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I loved this one she came out with last night.


Wife to husband: "I can't remember the last time we had sex"

Husband: "We're having it...NOW"

 ;D ;D ;D

suppose in Jo's case five flaps later you find the f***y ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Jo Brand
Post by: Martin_1962 on 06 April 2010, 23:04:21

What is funny is that everyone assumes she is lesbian even though she is married, been part of her act as well.

I personally think she is John Seargeants sister

Title: Re: Jo Brand
Post by: Turk on 06 April 2010, 23:15:28

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What is funny is that everyone assumes she is lesbian even though she is married, been part of her act as well.

I personally think she is John Seargeants sister

;D ;D   :y  

Title: Re: Jo Brand
Post by: albitz on 06 April 2010, 23:40:04

About as funny as Herpes and a toothache at the same time, imo. ::) :)

Title: Re: Jo Brand
Post by: Entwood on 06 April 2010, 23:48:01

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What is funny is that everyone assumes she is lesbian even though she is married, been part of her act as well.

I personally think she is John Seargeants sister

One thing she is NOT  ... and that's a comedienne ... :(

Title: Re: Jo Brand
Post by: Pitchfork on 07 April 2010, 09:01:19

She's very good at putting down hecklers - have witnessed it first-hand :)