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Title: Grumpy Neighbours
Post by: Lazydocker on 12 April 2010, 21:17:20
Apparently I'm selfish and inconsiderate, only thinking of self, self, self! ::)

Well, that's what my grumpy neighbour told me when he cam out for a go whilst I was changing the cam belt earlier! ::)

I shouldn't have people come and stay either according to him! What is funnier is that he was accusing me/us of making loads of noise on Saturday night and I think it was actually the guy the other side of me ;D ;D

He even threatened to call the police about me working on my car in the road, until I pointed out it was a private road ;D ;D

Not really surprised he's started whining at me... I've listened to his moaning about the people behind him letting their kids play in the garden enough times :o :o

In the end I told him (in more colourful language ::)) to Jog on and sit alone in his house being miserable because it must be what he enjoys :D

Oh... And I obviously don't know what I'm doing when I maintain my car because I seem to do a lot of work on it ::) Did point out that it's called Preventative Maintenance ;D

I think it's all Kevin and TB's fault... They were the ones making all the noise :-X :-X ;D ;D
Title: Re: Grumpy Neighbours
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 12 April 2010, 21:21:47
So, cambelt party at your place then!
Title: Re: Grumpy Neighbours
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 12 April 2010, 21:23:50
 ::)


neighbours , neighbours..  nowadays I'm thinking of how to import half a ton of "avpin" that Mr DTM mention about..really have good plans about the zone street ;D  [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]
Title: Re: Grumpy Neighbours
Post by: Lazydocker on 12 April 2010, 21:27:22
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So, cambelt party at your place then!

The thought had crossed my mind... I mean, FFS, it's not like a cambelt change is noisy ::)
Title: Re: Grumpy Neighbours
Post by: Andy B on 12 April 2010, 21:34:27
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.... it's not like a cambelt change is noisy ::)

It could be if you wanted!!  ;D  ;D  ;D   ;D
Some neighbours are only happy when they're moaning about something  ;D  ;D
Title: Re: Grumpy Neighbours
Post by: Lazydocker on 12 April 2010, 21:37:33
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.... it's not like a cambelt change is noisy ::)

It could be if you wanted!!  ;D  ;D  ;D   ;D
Some neighbours are only happy when they're moaning about something  ;D  ;D

The conversation was interesting ::) ::)

Funnily enough, I asked the other neighbour if she found us exceptionally noisy and she said that they were noisier than us ::) ;D ;D
Title: Re: Grumpy Neighbours
Post by: TheBoy on 12 April 2010, 21:37:58
Mrs KW reckoned Mr Woods farts were silent  :-/
Title: Re: Grumpy Neighbours
Post by: TheBoy on 12 April 2010, 21:39:03
We were not noisy were we?  And its not like we were near the joining wall  :-/
Title: Re: Grumpy Neighbours
Post by: Lazydocker on 12 April 2010, 21:39:16
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Mrs KW reckoned Mr Woods farts were silent  :-/

 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

I'm certainly not concerned what he thinks... Miserable old f......... :-X :-X ::) ::)
Title: Re: Grumpy Neighbours
Post by: TheBoy on 12 April 2010, 21:40:12
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Mrs KW reckoned Mr Woods farts were silent  :-/

 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

I'm certainly not concerned what he thinks... Miserable old f......... :-X :-X ::) ::)
Unless the stench absorbed through the walls and nearly killed him ;D
Title: Re: Grumpy Neighbours
Post by: Vamps on 12 April 2010, 21:40:25
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Apparently I'm selfish and inconsiderate, only thinking of self, self, self! ::)

Well, that's what my grumpy neighbour told me when he cam out for a go whilst I was changing the cam belt earlier! ::)

I shouldn't have people come and stay either according to him! What is funnier is that he was accusing me/us of making loads of noise on Saturday night and I think it was actually the guy the other side of me ;D ;D

He even threatened to call the police about me working on my car in the road, until I pointed out it was a private road ;D ;D

Not really surprised he's started whining at me... I've listened to his moaning about the people behind him letting their kids play in the garden enough times :o :o

In the end I told him (in more colourful language ::)) to Jog on and sit alone in his house being miserable because it must be what he enjoys :D

Oh... And I obviously don't know what I'm doing when I maintain my car because I seem to do a lot of work on it ::) Did point out that it's called Preventative Maintenance ;D

I think it's all Kevin and TB's fault... They were the ones making all the noise :-X :-X ;D ;D


Sounds like he is an excellent judge of character to me...well you did leave yourself wide open.... ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Grumpy Neighbours
Post by: Lazydocker on 12 April 2010, 21:41:12
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We were not noisy were we?  And its not like we were near the joining wall  :-/

Reckons we were slamming doors... That was the neighbour when he got back from his gig at 0130 ::)

He's one of those people who isn't happy if he's not moaning ::)
Title: Re: Grumpy Neighbours
Post by: STMO999 on 12 April 2010, 21:43:43
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We were not noisy were we?  And its not like we were near the joining wall  :-/

Reckons we were slamming doors... That was the neighbour when he got back from his gig at 0130 ::)

He's one of those people who isn't happy if he's not moaning ::)


He is to be pitied. I had just such a neighbour at my last address, drove himself mad with the thought that people were doing it on purpose. He made himself ill and ended up in hospital.
Title: Re: Grumpy Neighbours
Post by: Lazydocker on 12 April 2010, 21:49:34
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We were not noisy were we?  And its not like we were near the joining wall  :-/

Reckons we were slamming doors... That was the neighbour when he got back from his gig at 0130 ::)

He's one of those people who isn't happy if he's not moaning ::)


He is to be pitied. I had just such a neighbour at my last address, drove himself mad with the thought that people were doing it on purpose. He made himself ill and ended up in hospital.

I wouldn't mind if it were true but I have helped him out no end of times... Even took him to and from the airport in the very early hours when I was working that day ::)

I wont be worrying about it... He may move away like he keeps threatening now (with any luck) ::) :D
Title: Re: Grumpy Neighbours
Post by: STMO999 on 12 April 2010, 21:53:47
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We were not noisy were we?  And its not like we were near the joining wall  :-/

Reckons we were slamming doors... That was the neighbour when he got back from his gig at 0130 ::)

He's one of those people who isn't happy if he's not moaning ::)


He is to be pitied. I had just such a neighbour at my last address, drove himself mad with the thought that people were doing it on purpose. He made himself ill and ended up in hospital.

I wouldn't mind if it were true but I have helped him out no end of times... Even took him to and from the airport in the very early hours when I was working that day ::)

I wont be worrying about it... He may move away like he keeps threatening now (with any luck) ::) :D


Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying you should pander to him. It's just that I don't think he has anything better to occupy his time, and that's a bit sad.




Ask him if he knows anything about cars as you could do with a hand...and then let the car down on him. ;D
Title: Re: Grumpy Neighbours
Post by: Vamps on 12 April 2010, 21:56:25
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We were not noisy were we?  And its not like we were near the joining wall  :-/

Reckons we were slamming doors... That was the neighbour when he got back from his gig at 0130 ::)

He's one of those people who isn't happy if he's not moaning ::)


He is to be pitied. I had just such a neighbour at my last address, drove himself mad with the thought that people were doing it on purpose. He made himself ill and ended up in hospital.

I wouldn't mind if it were true but I have helped him out no end of times... Even took him to and from the airport in the very early hours when I was working that day ::)

I wont be worrying about it... He may move away like he keeps threatening now (with any luck) ::) :D


Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying you should pander to him. It's just that I don't think he has anything better to occupy his time, and that's a bit sad.



Ask him if he knows anything about cars as you could do with a hand...and then let the car down on him. ;D


 :o :o :o Such empathy, is this really the new you...... :y :y
Title: Re: Grumpy Neighbours
Post by: STMO999 on 12 April 2010, 21:57:45
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We were not noisy were we?  And its not like we were near the joining wall  :-/

Reckons we were slamming doors... That was the neighbour when he got back from his gig at 0130 ::)

He's one of those people who isn't happy if he's not moaning ::)


He is to be pitied. I had just such a neighbour at my last address, drove himself mad with the thought that people were doing it on purpose. He made himself ill and ended up in hospital.

I wouldn't mind if it were true but I have helped him out no end of times... Even took him to and from the airport in the very early hours when I was working that day ::)

I wont be worrying about it... He may move away like he keeps threatening now (with any luck) ::) :D


Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying you should pander to him. It's just that I don't think he has anything better to occupy his time, and that's a bit sad.



Ask him if he knows anything about cars as you could do with a hand...and then let the car down on him. ;D


 :o :o :o Such empathy, is this really the new you...... :y :y


I did qualify it with this though ;D
Title: Re: Grumpy Neighbours
Post by: Vamps on 12 April 2010, 22:00:15
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We were not noisy were we?  And its not like we were near the joining wall  :-/

Reckons we were slamming doors... That was the neighbour when he got back from his gig at 0130 ::)

He's one of those people who isn't happy if he's not moaning ::)


He is to be pitied. I had just such a neighbour at my last address, drove himself mad with the thought that people were doing it on purpose. He made himself ill and ended up in hospital.

I wouldn't mind if it were true but I have helped him out no end of times... Even took him to and from the airport in the very early hours when I was working that day ::)

I wont be worrying about it... He may move away like he keeps threatening now (with any luck) ::) :D


Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying you should pander to him. It's just that I don't think he has anything better to occupy his time, and that's a bit sad.



Ask him if he knows anything about cars as you could do with a hand...and then let the car down on him. ;D


 :o :o :o Such empathy, is this really the new you...... :y :y


I did qualify it with this though ;D

True.......... ::) ::) :y
Title: Re: Grumpy Neighbours
Post by: Amigo on 12 April 2010, 22:39:06
Hit him.
Title: Re: Grumpy Neighbours
Post by: Squealey on 12 April 2010, 22:53:41
Count yourself lucky. Where I live my last next door neighbours were proper full scale drug dealers/squatters. Got rid of them and a new batch have moved in across the road doing exactly the same thing (but to a lesser degree).

I suppose you could say im the grumpy old git in my road ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Grumpy Neighbours
Post by: Kevin Wood on 12 April 2010, 22:56:25
I think we should test that amp of yours properly next time. ;D

.. and as for the gaseous emissions - they were designed to have an anaesthetic effect without permanent side effects. Mental note to up the dosage a tad next time. ;)

Kevin
Title: Re: Grumpy Neighbours
Post by: Del Boy on 12 April 2010, 22:58:34
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We were not noisy were we?  And its not like we were near the joining wall  :-/

Reckons we were slamming doors... That was the neighbour when he got back from his gig at 0130 ::)

He's one of those people who isn't happy if he's not moaning ::)


He is to be pitied. I had just such a neighbour at my last address, drove himself mad with the thought that people were doing it on purpose. He made himself ill and ended up in hospital.

I wouldn't mind if it were true but I have helped him out no end of times... Even took him to and from the airport in the very early hours when I was working that day ::)

I wont be worrying about it... He may move away like he keeps threatening now (with any luck) ::) :D


Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying you should pander to him. It's just that I don't think he has anything better to occupy his time, and that's a bit sad.




Ask him if he knows anything about cars as you could do with a hand...and then let the car down on him. ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D And Amigo, thats seems the next best option after Steve's.
Title: Re: Grumpy Neighbours
Post by: Kevin Wood on 13 April 2010, 10:00:41
Sounds like you need a new project, Lazydocker.

Something like this, perhaps?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbma5VSWA1s&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85jfBxQP4ZI

Hang on! I've got a better idea:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RlktUKNJq0&NR=1

 ;D

Kevin
Title: Re: Grumpy Neighbours
Post by: hoofing it on 13 April 2010, 10:10:16
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Apparently I'm selfish and inconsiderate, only thinking of self, self, self! ::)

Well, that's what my grumpy neighbour told me when he cam out for a go whilst I was changing the cam belt earlier! ::)

I shouldn't have people come and stay either according to him! What is funnier is that he was accusing me/us of making loads of noise on Saturday night and I think it was actually the guy the other side of me ;D ;D

He even threatened to call the police about me working on my car in the road, until I pointed out it was a private road ;D ;D

Not really surprised he's started whining at me... I've listened to his moaning about the people behind him letting their kids play in the garden enough times :o :o

In the end I told him (in more colourful language ::)) to Jog on and sit alone in his house being miserable because it must be what he enjoys :D

Oh... And I obviously don't know what I'm doing when I maintain my car because I seem to do a lot of work on it ::) Did point out that it's called Preventative Maintenance ;D

I think it's all Kevin and TB's fault... They were the ones making all the noise :-X :-X ;D ;D
I don't bloody beleive it there is a Victor Meldrew ;D ;D ;D
Tell him to go and take some pills and sit on his rocking horse and chill ;D ;D
Title: Re: Grumpy Neighbours
Post by: Varche on 13 April 2010, 14:38:24
Get him to buy an Omega

Get him to join OOF

He soon wouldn't have the time or energy to be grumpy! ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Grumpy Neighbours
Post by: plym ian on 13 April 2010, 18:42:23
What you want to do is wait till he walks up the road then knock him down when he moans just say sorry brakes are dodgy cause im not allowed to repair it  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Grumpy Neighbours
Post by: Del Boy on 13 April 2010, 18:47:57
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What you want to do is wait till he walks up the road then knock him down when he moans just say sorry brakes are dodgy cause im not allowed to repair it  ;D ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Grumpy Neighbours
Post by: Lazydocker on 13 April 2010, 20:51:20
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What you want to do is wait till he walks up the road then knock him down when he moans just say sorry brakes are dodgy cause im not allowed to repair it  ;D ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Like that one