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Title: Winning the Lottery
Post by: Hannah Judes Dad on 14 April 2010, 18:52:20

A husband says to his wife, "what would you do if I won Lotto?"

She says,
"I'd take half, then leave you."

"Excellent," he replies,
"I won £10, here's £5 - now clear off!" 

Title: Re: Winning the Lottery
Post by: hoofing it on 14 April 2010, 20:09:27

I phoned in a sickie last year.told my boss i won the lottery he got excited until i told him it was a tenner ;D ;D.
he wasn't to impressed :P ;D

Title: Re: Winning the Lottery
Post by: Vamps on 14 April 2010, 23:13:38

Quote

A husband says to his wife, "what would you do if I won Lotto?"

She says,
"I'd take half, then leave you."

"Excellent," he replies,
"I won £10, here's £5 - now clear off!" 

Might try that one.... ;D ;D ;D :y