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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Tonka. on 15 April 2010, 21:24:22

Title: GORDON BROWN <Joke>
Post by: Tonka. on 15 April 2010, 21:24:22

GORDON BROWN

Gordon Brown goes on a state visit to Israel . While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and passes away. The undertaker tells the British Diplomats accompanying him, 'You can have him shipped home for £5,000,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land , for just  £100.'

The British Diplomats go into a corner and discuss for a minute. They come back to the undertaker and tell him they want Gordon shipped home.

The undertaker is puzzled and asks, 'Why would you spend £5,000,000 to ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only £100? With the money you save you could help pay back some of the deficit, help pay for the Olympic Games or help the elderly'.

The British Diplomats replied, 'Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. We just can't take the risk.'

 :y :y :y

Title: Re: GORDON BROWN <Joke>
Post by: Tony H on 15 April 2010, 21:26:53

Class ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: GORDON BROWN <Joke>
Post by: Banjax on 15 April 2010, 21:31:01

 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: GORDON BROWN <Joke>
Post by: Del Boy on 15 April 2010, 21:33:34

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: GORDON BROWN <Joke>
Post by: Sixstring on 16 April 2010, 12:59:36

YEAH!   I like that! ;D :y