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Title: word-smithing
Post by: iggy21uk on 17 April 2010, 16:53:56
Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.

A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.

Practice safe eating - always use condiments.

Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death.

A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tyred.

What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway.)

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.

She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.

With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

Local Area Network in Australia - the LAN down under.

Every calendar's days are numbered.

A lot of money is tainted - It taint yours and it taint mine.

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

He had a photographic memory that was never developed.

Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.

Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

Acupuncture is a jab well done     ::) :D ;D
Title: Re: word-smithing
Post by: pedroMV6 on 17 April 2010, 19:41:28
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: word-smithing
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 17 April 2010, 19:46:53
 ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: word-smithing
Post by: Seth on 17 April 2010, 19:50:21
 :D :D :D

 :y
Title: Re: word-smithing
Post by: PhilRich on 17 April 2010, 20:44:59
 :D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: word-smithing
Post by: jonnycool on 17 April 2010, 21:19:35
Very clever  :y :y
Title: Re: word-smithing
Post by: Broomies Mate on 17 April 2010, 22:15:45
Great read!  ;D  :y
Title: Re: word-smithing
Post by: Richie London on 18 April 2010, 11:14:55
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Great read!  ;D  :y


agreed  :y :y :y :y