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Title: Senior moments.
Post by: Amigo on 22 April 2010, 20:40:59
"We now have exactly the same situation as we had at the start of the race, only the exact opposite"

   Murray Walker. :D
Title: Re: Senior moments.
Post by: dbug on 22 April 2010, 20:43:30
What's wrong with that statement?? :-/ :)
Title: Re: Senior moments.
Post by: Amigo on 22 April 2010, 21:10:41
"Sure there have been injuries & deaths in boxing- but none of them was serious"
   Alan Minter. ::)
Title: Re: Senior moments.
Post by: Tony H on 22 April 2010, 21:29:44
Can't remember the name of the commentator but it was on pot black back in the seventys " he's going for the pink, and for those of you watching in black and white it's the ball behind the blue" ;D
Title: Re: Senior moments.
Post by: Amigo on 22 April 2010, 23:10:59
Fred Davis, the doyen of snooker, now 67 years of age & too old to get his leg over, prefers to use his left hand.
  Ted Lowe. :o
Title: Re: Senior moments.
Post by: Andy B on 22 April 2010, 23:15:19
"The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey"  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Holding says it's a myth  :-?  ;D  ;D
Title: Re: Senior moments.
Post by: splott on 22 April 2010, 23:25:46
Golf Commentator on caddy Fanny Sunneson: "Some weeks Nick Faldo likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to play with himself."
 ;) ;) ;) ;)

Motor Racing commentator: "What does it feel like being rammed up the backside by Barrichello?"
James Allen interviewing Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix
 ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
Title: Re: Senior moments.
Post by: splott on 22 April 2010, 23:33:28
Lots of Harry Carpenter Bloopers on this site......................http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/extra/818560-harry-carpenters-top-ten-quotes
Title: Re: Senior moments.
Post by: dbug on 23 April 2010, 00:42:04
More Murray Walker classics . . .

With half the race gone, there's half the race still to go!

Prost can see Mansell in his earphones!

The young Ralf Schumacher has been upstaged by teenager Jenson Button, who is 20.

Excuse me while I interrupt myself

There's nothing wrong with his car except that it's on fire

He's the only man on the track, except for his car

That car's unique, except for the one behind it which is identical

And he's lost both right front tyres

The atmosphere is so tense you could cut it with a cricket stump