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Title: Embarassing bodies
Post by: STMO999 on 23 April 2010, 21:11:10
Young chap just been on with an itchy bottom. A nice young girl gave him a full rectal examination.




Mine's started to itch now, best make an appointment.
Title: Re: Embarassing bodies
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 23 April 2010, 21:12:16
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Young chap just been on with an itchy bottom. A nice young girl gave him a full rectal examination.




Mine's started to itch now, best make an appointment.

Excellent, I will email Diane for you, I am sure she would pop back to do the honours
Title: Re: Embarassing bodies
Post by: Elite Pete on 23 April 2010, 21:12:48
Old chinese saying.
Man go to bed with itchy bum wake up with velly smelly finger. ::)
Title: Re: Embarassing bodies
Post by: STMO999 on 23 April 2010, 21:13:30
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Young chap just been on with an itchy bottom. A nice young girl gave him a full rectal examination.




Mine's started to itch now, best make an appointment.

Excellent, I will email Diane for you, I am sure she would pop back to do the honours


Beggars can't be choosers...... :(


I'm free all weekend.
Title: Re: Embarassing bodies
Post by: Debs. on 23 April 2010, 21:13:55
 ;) A bum`s only got one moving part; what`s to go wrong? ::)
Title: Re: Embarassing bodies
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 23 April 2010, 21:15:13
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Young chap just been on with an itchy bottom. A nice young girl gave him a full rectal examination.




Mine's started to itch now, best make an appointment.

Excellent, I will email Diane for you, I am sure she would pop back to do the honours


Beggars can't be choosers...... :(


I'm free all weekend.

You do realise that she used to be the local taxi driver in Royston Vasey
Title: Re: Embarassing bodies
Post by: STMO999 on 23 April 2010, 21:15:33
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;) A bum`s only got one moving part; what`s to go wrong? ::)


Some movements are much bigger than others. Did I tell you about the time I ate .....no.....maybe not.
Title: Re: Embarassing bodies
Post by: STMO999 on 23 April 2010, 21:17:29
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Young chap just been on with an itchy bottom. A nice young girl gave him a full rectal examination.




Mine's started to itch now, best make an appointment.

Excellent, I will email Diane for you, I am sure she would pop back to do the honours


Beggars can't be choosers...... :(


I'm free all weekend.

You do realise that she used to be the local taxi driver in Royston Vasey


In that case, she won't mind taking a league from a gentleman.
Title: Re: Embarassing bodies
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 23 April 2010, 21:21:35
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In that case, she won't mind taking a league from a gentleman.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rRA8GYzU8E[/media]
Title: Re: Embarassing bodies
Post by: PhilRich on 23 April 2010, 21:23:07
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In that case, she won't mind taking a league from a gentleman.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rRA8GYzU8E[/media]





ROFL ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Embarassing bodies
Post by: Elite Pete on 23 April 2010, 21:23:12
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In that case, she won't mind taking a league from a gentleman.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rRA8GYzU8E[/media]
;D ;D
Sounds like Les Dawson
Title: Re: Embarassing bodies
Post by: STMO999 on 23 April 2010, 21:24:00
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In that case, she won't mind taking a league from a gentleman.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rRA8GYzU8E[/media]


I'm getting hornier by the minute.
Title: Re: Embarassing bodies
Post by: Debs. on 23 April 2010, 21:25:12
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[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rRA8GYzU8E[/media]

 ;D "......m`nipples are like bullets" ;D

Hahahahahaha!!!!!!! [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif]
Title: Re: Embarassing bodies
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 23 April 2010, 21:26:16
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In that case, she won't mind taking a league from a gentleman.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rRA8GYzU8E[/media]


I'm getting hornier by the minute.

Now that would be an embarasing body,, can't imagine you with a magifying glass.   ;D ;D
Title: Re: Embarassing bodies
Post by: STMO999 on 23 April 2010, 21:27:57
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In that case, she won't mind taking a league from a gentleman.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rRA8GYzU8E[/media]


I'm getting hornier by the minute.

Now that would be an embarasing body,, can't imagine you with a magifying glass.   ;D ;D


We should get together, Honey ;) :-*
Title: Re: Embarassing bodies
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 23 April 2010, 21:28:58
 ::) ;D ;D