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Title: Classified Ads
Post by: dbug on 24 April 2010, 20:56:54

These classified ads were put in the paper

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old.  Hateful little bastard.  Bites!

FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES.
Mother, A Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog .. . Able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat. Been out a while.
Better be a big reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

WEDDING DRESS FOR  SALE .
Worn once by mistake....  Call Stephanie.

FOR  SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.  Excellent condition.  £200 or best offer.  No longer needed, Got married last month.  Wife knows everything.

Title: Re: Classified Ads
Post by: PhilRich on 24 April 2010, 21:07:05

 ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Classified Ads
Post by: Del Boy on 24 April 2010, 21:10:02

 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Classified Ads
Post by: STMO999 on 24 April 2010, 21:13:57

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old.  Hateful little bastard.  Bites!

Love that one ;D

Title: Re: Classified Ads
Post by: Vamps on 24 April 2010, 21:23:49

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Classified Ads
Post by: hoofing it on 24 April 2010, 21:47:29

Quote

These classified ads were put in the paper

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old.  Hateful little bastard.  Bites!

FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES.
Mother, A Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog .. . Able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat. Been out a while.
Better be a big reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

WEDDING DRESS FOR  SALE .
Worn once by mistake....  Call Stephanie.

FOR  SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.  Excellent condition.  £200 or best offer.  No longer needed, Got married last month.  Wife knows everything.

how true ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Classified Ads
Post by: Jimbob on 25 April 2010, 09:08:40

 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Classified Ads
Post by: plym ian on 25 April 2010, 09:27:27

funny ;D

Title: Re: Classified Ads
Post by: Kai on 25 April 2010, 20:49:07

 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Classified Ads
Post by: coastie123 on 25 April 2010, 20:55:04

Very Good ads, I must remember them!!

Title: Re: Classified Ads
Post by: tidla on 25 April 2010, 20:59:16

how much for the dress?  ;D