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Title: Arrrrg gnikcuF Cats
Post by: waspy on 01 May 2010, 20:25:51
Just been out to lock up the garage. Came in & i've been reading some posts on here, scratched my nose & my hands smell of gnikcuf tom cats ssip.
Just gone & washed my hands & face. They've been gnissip up my garage door again.
They're gona die now for sure. They tihs all over my lawn too.
Satans Spawn the bloody lot of them >:( >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: Arrrrg gnikcuF Cats
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 01 May 2010, 20:31:47
 ::) ;D

male cats are marking their regions..

and they generally do this to my newly washed wheels.. >:( 
Title: Re: Arrrrg gnikcuF Cats
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 01 May 2010, 20:33:41
and sometimes when they fight or try to catch a fly  they scratch the paint by their nails..

but  its not deep..g3 solves the problem.. :-/
Title: Re: Arrrrg gnikcuF Cats
Post by: Crazydad on 01 May 2010, 20:43:36
put a current through the garage door, i am sure that the cats will get a shock the next time they try to sipp
over it again ::)
Title: Re: Arrrrg gnikcuF Cats
Post by: Del Boy on 01 May 2010, 20:53:00
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put a current through the garage door, i am sure that the cats will get a shock the next time they try to sipp
over it again ::)
;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Arrrrg gnikcuF Cats
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 01 May 2010, 20:57:23
Spread a bit of pepper, squirt some jays fkuid and fill a water pistol with some lemon juise, you then have a 3 way chance to teach it a lesson.
Title: Re: Arrrrg gnikcuF Cats
Post by: HolyCount on 01 May 2010, 21:00:01
Why do they do their bodily functions backwards  ::) ::)
Title: Re: Arrrrg gnikcuF Cats
Post by: Crazydad on 01 May 2010, 21:18:38
They dont like looking at what they leave behind.

Title: Re: Arrrrg gnikcuF Cats
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 01 May 2010, 21:33:36
eat lots of meat,garlic,onions with beer ..

and you mark the area so that they will think

"hmmm.. thats really a big cat , I must leave" ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Arrrrg gnikcuF Cats
Post by: hoofing it on 01 May 2010, 21:33:50
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Just been out to lock up the garage. Came in & i've been reading some posts on here, scratched my nose & my hands smell of gnikcuf tom cats ssip.
Just gone & washed my hands & face. They've been gnissip up my garage door again.
They're gona die now for sure. They tihs all over my lawn too.
Satans Spawn the bloody lot of them >:( >:( >:( >:(
milk and anti freeze should do the trick ::) :-X
Title: Re: Arrrrg gnikcuF Cats
Post by: Squealey on 01 May 2010, 21:37:16
Picked up a black Corsa last week (I work for Enterprise Rent A Car) which went out 4 weeks earlier. It had 56 miles on it when it went so was really as good as new with not a blemish. When we got it back the roof and bonnet were covered in scratches right down to its primer.

Felt really sorry for the woman as she is now looking at a £500 excess to pay, but who else can you blame? (It was 'possibly' her cat that done it)
Title: Re: Arrrrg gnikcuF Cats
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 01 May 2010, 21:38:41
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Picked up a black Corsa last week (I work for Enterprise Rent A Car) which went out 4 weeks earlier. It had 56 miles on it when it went so was really as good as new with not a blemish. When we got it back the roof and bonnet were covered in scratches right down to its primer.
Felt really sorry for the woman as she is now looking at a £500 excess to pay, but who else can you blame? (It was 'possibly' her cat that done it)

dogs..
Title: Re: Arrrrg gnikcuF Cats
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 01 May 2010, 21:42:11
http://www.cozmopaintball.com/store/images/D/tippmann-a5-side.jpg     ::)
Title: Re: Arrrrg gnikcuF Cats
Post by: Welung666 on 01 May 2010, 22:12:27
Strategically placed ferret poo! They are a cats only natural predator. Good fertiliser for your garden too. Dual purpose stuff is ferret poo ;)
Title: Re: Arrrrg gnikcuF Cats
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 01 May 2010, 22:21:04
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Strategically placed ferret poo! They are a cats only natural predator. Good fertiliser for your garden too. Dual purpose stuff is ferret poo ;)

Strategically air bomb repeater could be quite interesting.  Wonder how high a caaaaaaaaat caaaaaaaaaaaan juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuump.    ::)