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Title: fart
Post by: hoofing it on 11 May 2010, 21:26:06
just to brighten things up getting fed up with politics.

Doctors have discovered that single women can't fart.
apparently they don't have an A-hole until they get married.


your veiws awaited ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: fart
Post by: waspy on 11 May 2010, 21:29:44
I never knew my wife to fart, in all the time we were together. Not even a little squeek ::)
Title: Re: fart
Post by: Tonka. on 11 May 2010, 21:34:04
My wife squeeked in the kitchen. She thought I was upstairs  ;D ;D

Not allowed to mention it   :-X :-X
Title: Re: fart
Post by: waspy on 11 May 2010, 21:37:48
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My wife squeeked in the kitchen. She thought I was upstairs  ;D ;D

Not allowed to mention it   :-X :-X


Bring it to her attention at every possible opportunity especially whilst you're out shopping ;D
Title: Re: fart
Post by: tidla on 11 May 2010, 21:40:16
millions invested in the problem :exclamation

http://www.nowpublic.com/strange/better-marriage-blanket-video-anti-fart-blanket-saves-marriages-2612869.html
Title: Re: fart
Post by: TheBoy on 11 May 2010, 21:43:29
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I never knew my wife to fart, in all the time we were together. Not even a little squeek ::)
But you smelt it frequently?
Title: Re: fart
Post by: waspy on 11 May 2010, 21:45:49
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millions invested in the problem :exclamation

http://www.nowpublic.com/strange/better-marriage-blanket-video-anti-fart-blanket-saves-marriages-2612869.html

Nah, that takes the whole fun outa stuffing her head under so she can enjoy it as much you do :y
Title: Re: fart
Post by: waspy on 11 May 2010, 21:47:21
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I never knew my wife to fart, in all the time we were together. Not even a little squeek ::)
But you smelt it frequently?

Oddly no :-?
Title: Re: fart
Post by: STMO999 on 11 May 2010, 21:57:45
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My wife squeeked in the kitchen. She thought I was upstairs  ;D ;D

Not allowed to mention it   :-X :-X


Bring it to her attention at every possible opportunity especially whilst you're out shopping ;D


 ;D ;D ;D ;D We've got more in common than I thought Pete :y
Title: Re: fart
Post by: PhilRich on 11 May 2010, 21:58:23
Swmbo blames it on the dogs, until I pointed out we have only had the dogs a year, & I have caught her 'in flagrante' regularly for over 26 years!  ::);D ;D
Title: Re: fart
Post by: waspy on 11 May 2010, 21:59:38
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My wife squeeked in the kitchen. She thought I was upstairs  ;D ;D

Not allowed to mention it   :-X :-X


Bring it to her attention at every possible opportunity especially whilst you're out shopping ;D


 ;D ;D ;D ;D We've got more in common than I thought Pete :y

Oh Gawd, i hope not :(
Title: Re: fart
Post by: STMO999 on 11 May 2010, 22:02:52
In our house, the roles are reversed. The wife goes to work while I stay at home. She forces my head under the blankets and lets rip!!!!! :'( :'( :'( :'(

Dirty mare. ;D
Title: Re: fart
Post by: PhilRich on 11 May 2010, 22:06:22
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In our house, the roles are reversed. The wife goes to work while I stay at home. She forces my head under the blankets and lets rip!!!!! :'( :'( :'( :'(

Dirty mare. ;D




She sounds like fun STMO? ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: fart
Post by: waspy on 11 May 2010, 22:09:36
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In our house, the roles are reversed. The wife goes to work while I stay at home. She forces my head under the blankets and lets rip!!!!! :'( :'( :'( :'(

Dirty mare. ;D

Ooh er. Does she give you some wood to bite on ;D
Title: Re: fart
Post by: Jimbob on 11 May 2010, 22:22:52
I never heard Ljay fart until well after we were married....

she's making up for lost time now though  ;D ;D ;D

She thinks she is getting good, but until she can wake 3 people up in the house farting, whilst remaining asleep herself, she wont be able to hold a candle to me  ;D ;D ;D  Training is coming on well though  ;D
Title: Re: fart
Post by: BigAl on 11 May 2010, 23:44:03
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just to brighten things up getting fed up with politics.

Doctors have discovered that single women can't fart.
apparently they don't have an A-hole until they get married.


your veiws awaited ;D ;D ;D

no woman farts - they don't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure ;D ;D
Title: Re: fart
Post by: tidla on 11 May 2010, 23:48:02
they suffer verbal diarrhoea instead ::)
Title: Re: fart
Post by: jonnycool on 12 May 2010, 00:20:43
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I never heard Ljay fart until well after we were married....

she's making up for lost time now though  ;D ;D ;D

She thinks she is getting good, but until she can wake 3 people up in the house farting, whilst remaining asleep herself, she wont be able to hold a candle to me  ;D ;D ;D  Training is coming on well though  ;D
Probably not advisable in your house  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: fart
Post by: tidla on 12 May 2010, 00:22:55
time to get some canaries :)
Title: Re: fart
Post by: albitz on 12 May 2010, 02:17:26
Best farting trick is to go into the supermarket with swmbo. Then while she is concentrating on which brand of teabags to buy this week, let an SBD go and walk away from her. By the time the smell has broken her concentration there will be half a dozen shoppers discreetly pointing at her and turning up their noses. :y :D ;D
Title: Re: fart
Post by: Sixstring on 12 May 2010, 10:07:02
Yeah!!! I'll try that!

got blamed in a restuarant last week (normally me, but not in public places) so I've got some getting back to do.

nice one!