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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: hoofing it on 11 May 2010, 21:26:06
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just to brighten things up getting fed up with politics.
Doctors have discovered that single women can't fart.
apparently they don't have an A-hole until they get married.
your veiws awaited ;D ;D ;D
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I never knew my wife to fart, in all the time we were together. Not even a little squeek ::)
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My wife squeeked in the kitchen. She thought I was upstairs ;D ;D
Not allowed to mention it :-X :-X
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My wife squeeked in the kitchen. She thought I was upstairs ;D ;D
Not allowed to mention it :-X :-X
Bring it to her attention at every possible opportunity especially whilst you're out shopping ;D
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millions invested in the problem :exclamation
http://www.nowpublic.com/strange/better-marriage-blanket-video-anti-fart-blanket-saves-marriages-2612869.html
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I never knew my wife to fart, in all the time we were together. Not even a little squeek ::)
But you smelt it frequently?
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millions invested in the problem :exclamation
http://www.nowpublic.com/strange/better-marriage-blanket-video-anti-fart-blanket-saves-marriages-2612869.html
Nah, that takes the whole fun outa stuffing her head under so she can enjoy it as much you do :y
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I never knew my wife to fart, in all the time we were together. Not even a little squeek ::)
But you smelt it frequently?
Oddly no :-?
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My wife squeeked in the kitchen. She thought I was upstairs ;D ;D
Not allowed to mention it :-X :-X
Bring it to her attention at every possible opportunity especially whilst you're out shopping ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D We've got more in common than I thought Pete :y
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Swmbo blames it on the dogs, until I pointed out we have only had the dogs a year, & I have caught her 'in flagrante' regularly for over 26 years! ::);D ;D
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My wife squeeked in the kitchen. She thought I was upstairs ;D ;D
Not allowed to mention it :-X :-X
Bring it to her attention at every possible opportunity especially whilst you're out shopping ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D We've got more in common than I thought Pete :y
Oh Gawd, i hope not :(
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In our house, the roles are reversed. The wife goes to work while I stay at home. She forces my head under the blankets and lets rip!!!!! :'( :'( :'( :'(
Dirty mare. ;D
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In our house, the roles are reversed. The wife goes to work while I stay at home. She forces my head under the blankets and lets rip!!!!! :'( :'( :'( :'(
Dirty mare. ;D
She sounds like fun STMO? ;D ;D :y
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In our house, the roles are reversed. The wife goes to work while I stay at home. She forces my head under the blankets and lets rip!!!!! :'( :'( :'( :'(
Dirty mare. ;D
Ooh er. Does she give you some wood to bite on ;D
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I never heard Ljay fart until well after we were married....
she's making up for lost time now though ;D ;D ;D
She thinks she is getting good, but until she can wake 3 people up in the house farting, whilst remaining asleep herself, she wont be able to hold a candle to me ;D ;D ;D Training is coming on well though ;D
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just to brighten things up getting fed up with politics.
Doctors have discovered that single women can't fart.
apparently they don't have an A-hole until they get married.
your veiws awaited ;D ;D ;D
no woman farts - they don't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure ;D ;D
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they suffer verbal diarrhoea instead ::)
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I never heard Ljay fart until well after we were married....
she's making up for lost time now though ;D ;D ;D
She thinks she is getting good, but until she can wake 3 people up in the house farting, whilst remaining asleep herself, she wont be able to hold a candle to me ;D ;D ;D Training is coming on well though ;D
Probably not advisable in your house ;D ;D ;D
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time to get some canaries :)
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Best farting trick is to go into the supermarket with swmbo. Then while she is concentrating on which brand of teabags to buy this week, let an SBD go and walk away from her. By the time the smell has broken her concentration there will be half a dozen shoppers discreetly pointing at her and turning up their noses. :y :D ;D
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Yeah!!! I'll try that!
got blamed in a restuarant last week (normally me, but not in public places) so I've got some getting back to do.
nice one!