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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Nickbat on 12 May 2010, 23:04:13
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I've just opened up The Nag's Head, OOF's online pub. Anyone can open up on a daily basis. Keys are under the flower pot. :y
All we do here is rabbit away and everyone is welcome. Introduce yourself, pull up a chair and order a tipple.
Nobody here? Good. Then I'll help myself to a pint.... ;)
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Cold night. I'll stick some more wood on the fire. :y
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Which way`s the loo? :-/
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Is sex allowed on the pool table? Was in my pubs, only if I joined in.lol
I am goona be in trouble now.
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Which way`s the loo? :-/
Not sure. :-/
Let me know if you find it, I'm busting here! ;) ;D ;D :D
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Is sex allowed on the pool table? Was in my pubs, only if I joined in.lol
I am goona be in trouble now.
:-[ :-[ :-[ :-[
Perfectly acceptable. Just give me a few moments to find the camcorder. ;) ;D
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Is sex allowed on the pool table? Was in my pubs, only if I joined in.lol
I am goona be in trouble now.
:-[ :-[ :-[ :-[
Perfectly acceptable. Just give me a few moments to find the camcorder. ;) ;D
I flog the videos to Skruntie. Shhh! He might drop by in a moment. ;) ;D
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Is sex allowed on the pool table? Was in my pubs, only if I joined in.lol
I am goona be in trouble now.
:-[ :-[ :-[ :-[
Perfectly acceptable. Just give me a few moments to find the camcorder. ;) ;D
I got one, but MUST delete the contents 1st :D :D :D :D :D
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What about the Juan Sheet ::) 'Bounty' paper towel advert on Tv.?.....the "one sh1t" pronunciation is sailing close to the wind for family viewing; I`m wondering when the ASA complaint-o-meter will kick in and the ad. will get pulled.
....it has made me smile though. ;D
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What about the Juan Sheet ::) 'Bounty' paper towel advert on Tv.?.....the "one sh1t" pronunciation is sailing close to the wind for family viewing; I`m wondering when the ASA complaint-o-meter will kick in and the ad. will get pulled.
....it has made me smile though. ;D
I was thinking the same, will not be long. :'( :'( :'(
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Good job Nickbat!
It is rather cold out tonight, so I'll give you a hand stoking the fire nice and high. Oh, and I'll help myself to a Diet Coke...as I'm driving :D
Are we a gastro pub? ::)
If so, I'll have double of everything!
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Good job Nickbat!
It is rather cold out tonight, so I'll give you a hand stoking the fire nice and high. Oh, and I'll help myself to a Diet Coke...as I'm driving :D
Are we a gastro pub? ::)
If so, I'll have double of everything!
Only got some Tofu sarnies I made for Banjax earlier but he hasn't turned up! ;) ;D ;D
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How's your plaster cast, Debs? ;)
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How's your plaster cast, Debs? ;)
:o How do you know about that? :-?
I`m still learning to hobble and clomp about the place with aplomb.....and hoping not get kicked in the crutches! ;D
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Zulu's online. Break open the Heidseck 1989, someone. ;) ;D
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How's your plaster cast, Debs? ;)
:o How do you know about that? :-?
I`m still learning to hobble and clomp about the place with aplomb.....and hoping not get kicked in the crutches! ;D
Facebook! ;) ;D
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How's your plaster cast, Debs? ;)
Someone acting up again then?
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Zulu's online. Break open the Heidseck 1989, someone. ;) ;D
...and will someone please put some classic jazz on that jukebox? We want a big welcome after his long absence! :y
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Strongbow. Pint.
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Strongbow. Pint.
Here you go! :y
Oi! Where did those arrows come from? ;)
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Strongbow. Pint.
Here you go! :y
Oi! Where did those arrows come from? ;)
....Flighty fletchers! ;)
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Pocket billiards anyone? :P
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Strongbow. Pint.
Here you go! :y
Oi! Where did those arrows come from? ;)
Par for the course round my way mate ;D
Cheers!
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Pocket billiards anyone? :P
Double pink, left pocket...... ;)
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Pocket billiards anyone? :P
Double pink, left pocket...... ;)
I dress to the left, too! ;) ;D ;D
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Zulu's looking through the window. Can someone tell him we're still open? ;) ;D
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Sorry to worry you Nickbat, but some old bird called daphne & some "light on his loafers" bloke in a flowery shirt have just emptied the damn quiz machine. >:( >:(
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A few pub Jokes?
A little boy was lost at in the supermarket. He went up to the security guard and said "I've lost my dad." The security guard asked him "What's he like?" and the little boy replied "Beer, and women with big boobs."
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Pocket billiards anyone? :P
Double pink, left pocket...... ;)
I dress to the left, too! ;) ;D ;D
Right handed, presumably??
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Sorry to worry you Nickbat, but some old bird called daphne & some "light on his loafers" bloke in a flowery shirt have just emptied the damn quiz machine. >:( >:(
Listen up, everyone! Anyone know a bloke who wears a flowery shirt? :o
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A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife:
Dear Wife, You must realize that you are 54-years-old, and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight. Your Husband
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him from his wife:
Dear Husband, You too are 54-years-old and by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, my love... don't wait up. Your Wife
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A few pub Jokes?
A little boy was lost at in the supermarket. He went up to the security guard and said "I've lost my dad." The security guard asked him "What's he like?" and the little boy replied "Beer, and women with big boobs."
Darn it, that's me . Where's my boy? ;) ;D
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Dawn French is so upset about splitting up with Lenny Henry that she's gone on hunger strike. Doctors have given her 24 years to live ;D
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A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife:
Dear Wife, You must realize that you are 54-years-old, and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight. Your Husband
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him from his wife:
Dear Husband, You too are 54-years-old and by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, my love... don't wait up. Your Wife
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Did you hear about the man who poured beer over his lawn, hoping that the grass would come up half cut?
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Dawn French is so upset about splitting up with Lenny Henry that she's gone on hunger strike. Doctors have given her 24 years to live ;D
;D ;D ;D
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Dawn French is so upset about splitting up with Lenny Henry that she's gone on hunger strike. Doctors have given her 24 years to live ;D
lmao ;D ;D
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A pregnant jamaican woman wakes up from a coma & asks where her lump has gone,
the doctor says "you had twins a boy & a girl, your brother has already named them for you",
the woman says "oh my god he is so thick i dread to think what he has called them,"
the doctor says "he called the little girl DENISE"
she says "oh thats nice i like that name but what did he call the boy?"
the doctor replies "DENEPHEW" ;D ;D ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, (dont tell me,,,,im barred) :'(
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Just made it before closing time - i'll have 2 pints on wife beater please!
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I've just counted up and we've taken £23.78 + 2 Deutschemarks. :o
Oi, Crazydad! Can you come up here for a second?I want a word with you. ;) ;D ;D
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A pregnant jamaican woman wakes up from a coma & asks where her lump has gone,
the doctor says "you had twins a boy & a girl, your brother has already named them for you",
the woman says "oh my god he is so thick i dread to think what he has called them,"
the doctor says "he called the little girl DENISE"
she says "oh thats nice i like that name but what did he call the boy?"
the doctor replies "DENEPHEW" ;D ;D ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, (dont tell me,,,,im barred) :'(
Coat>> Door>> ;) ;D ;D ;D
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Just made it before closing time - i'll have 2 pints on wife beater please!
Coming up! :y :y
It seems a bit slow in here now. Maybe TB's got router trouble again. :-/
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OK, I'm off to hit the sack now. You can stay as long as you like. Leave the key under the flowerpot.
Anyone can open up tomorrow. Just use the thread title Nag's Head: Thursday.
Goodnight all! :y
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Looks like I missed last orders... :(
Looks like I missed a bit of good old OOF banter ::) Will be at that 'Nags' next time.. :y
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it's shut? damn these English opening hours :( 8-)
thats weird, someones left some tofu sandwiches in the beer garden....who eats tofu? ;D
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Knock, knock... Anyone in?
Dray delivery! ;D ;D