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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Nickbat on 14 May 2010, 11:42:07
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Being a Friday, I suppose everyone will be ordering fish at the bar.
Hmm. I think I'll keep the Dover Sole for myself. ;)
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Being a Friday, I suppose everyone will be ordering fish at the bar.
Hmm. I think I'll keep the Dover Sole for myself. ;)
:y Cod, chips and mushy peas for me....
.....this is the plaice to be; `right enough! ;D
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I'll have the seafood cocktail with onion baguette, with a glass of caffeine-free Diet Coke, please. At about one o'clock.
I'll serve myself... :)
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Well I have just cleaned the pub thoroughly...........the things I find!! :o :o :o :o
Anyway just need a diet coke, no ice, now please! :D :D ;)
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ah grand,friday afternoon in the pub! a pint of lager please barkeep,and a packet of salted nuts.
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Whilst cleaning this morning I found a pair of pink knickers, gold handcuffs, a rampant rabbit, set of woolly dice, and a light saber! :o :o :o
To claim them, please ask behind the bar. :D :D :D ;)
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Whilst cleaning this morning I found a pair of pink knickers, gold handcuffs, a rampant rabbit, set of woolly dice, and a light saber! :o :o :o
To claim them, please ask behind the bar. :D :D :D ;)
That's Daz's weekend bag Lizzie ;D ;D
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Whilst cleaning this morning I found a pair of pink knickers, gold handcuffs, a rampant rabbit, set of woolly dice, and a light saber! :o :o :o
To claim them, please ask behind the bar. :D :D :D ;)
That's Daz's weekend bag Lizzie ;D ;D
Thanks, I will tell the bar staff to expect Daz to ask for them :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
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Cod n chips, mushy peas and parsley sauce please.
Oh and a pint of lager to wash it down.
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Cod n chips, mushy peas and parsley sauce please.
Oh and a pint of lager to wash it down.
............with a bowl of strawberries and cream sir? :-/ :-/
;) ;) :D
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Cod n chips, mushy peas and parsley sauce please.
Oh and a pint of lager to wash it down.
............with a bowl of strawberries and cream sir? :-/ :-/
;) ;) :D
Ohh yes please. ;)
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Just enjoying a game of shove ha`penny in the snug. ;)
......with a small glass of (said in my best R.P): "dray weight wane" ;D
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Just enjoying a game of shove ha`penny in the snug. ;)
......with a small glass of (said in my best R.P): "dray weight wane" ;D
.....received pronunciation......or rather posh?.... ::) ;)
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Still no sign of STMO. Is he on the wagon? :-/ ;)
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Debs, I've just noticed your new avatar.
Looks cool. 8-) 8-)
Tell us more! I know it's a flying machine, but what kind?
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Still no sign of STMO. Is he on the wagon? :-/ ;)
I don't frequent those type of hostelries at this time of day. What do you think my name is? Dent?
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Whilst cleaning this morning I found a pair of pink knickers, gold handcuffs, a rampant rabbit, set of woolly dice, and a light saber! :o :o :o
To claim them, please ask behind the bar. :D :D :D ;)
Darth loo-knee.........you didnt tell them, then????
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Debs, I've just noticed your new avatar.
Looks cool. 8-) 8-)
Tell us more! I know it's a flying machine, but what kind?
That`s my beloved LongEz "Livin`The Dream"; from a "canard-pusher" design originally created by Burt Rutan and which I spent 8 years constructing as part of my M.Sc. and (subsequently) Ph.D. research work.
Unlike most all other Ez`s (which are made using E-glass fibres laminated with epoxy resin) my heavily modified version of Burt`s airframe design is made from Carbon-fibre and S-glass within a bismaleimide matrix and now has a 'turboprop' gas turbine engine with a variable pitch prop.....although when built, I had originally installed a conventional IO360 6 cylinder Lycoming aircraft engine.
One nut, two seats, 220 Knots in a plane that`s flying backwards and "the sky`s the limit" ;D
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That's a lovely video Debs, and what a beautiful plane!! :-* :-* 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)
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Very impressive. Will BA be drafting you in on the next strike??? :y
Mmmm, friday, Fish and Chips and a nice pint of Guinness to wash it all down with :)
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Has the pub still got it's large field at the back for Debs plane to land on? :-/ :-/
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Debs, I've just noticed your new avatar.
Looks cool. 8-) 8-)
Tell us more! I know it's a flying machine, but what kind?
That`s my beloved LongEz "Livin`The Dream"; from a "canard-pusher" design originally created by Burt Rutan and which I spent 8 years constructing as part of my M.Sc. and (subsequently) Ph.D. research work.
Unlike most all other Ez`s (which are made using E-glass fibres laminated with epoxy resin) my heavily modified version of Burt`s airframe design is made from Carbon-fibre and S-glass within a bismaleimide matrix and now has a 'turboprop' gas turbine engine with a variable pitch prop.....although when built, I had originally installed a conventional IO360 6 cylinder Lycoming aircraft engine.
One nut, two seats, 220 Knots in a plane that`s flying backwards and "the sky`s the limit" ;D
(http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj241/CleverCollies/th_EzDebsmall.jpg) (http://s274.photobucket.com/albums/jj241/CleverCollies/?action=view¤t=EzDebsmall.flv)
8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) Any questions? 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)
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I need a Cinzano and lemonade please! ;)
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Debs, that's excellent! 8-) 8-) 8-)
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Burt Rutan. I knew the name rang a bell. He's a climate change sceptic as well as being a superb aerospace engineer!
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMeuHNgT0PA&feature=player_embedded[/media]
Good man! 8-) ;) ;D
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I need a Cinzano and lemonade please! ;)
Shall we go to the powder-room? ;)
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I need a Cinzano and lemonade please! ;)
Shall we go to the powder-room? ;)
Where has Daz's weekend bag gone? ;) :P ;D ;D ;D
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Quick pub quiz:
1. The neutered male of which animal is called 'a Barrow'?
2. Which is the largest Fresh water lake in the world?
3. The Nuffield Radio Astronomy Laboratory is better known by which name?
4. What is the name of the process used for clarifying beer or wine?
5. Who discovered the rabies vaccination?
6. How many hearts does an octopus have?
7. Pershore, Victoria and Washington are types of which fruit?
8. How many teeth does an elephant have?
9. Haptic relates to which of the five senses?
10. What is the second largest island in the world?
Post your answers. :y
No Googling! >:(
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I need a Cinzano and lemonade please! ;)
Shall we go to the powder-room? ;)
Good idea Debs! :y
I see there is another quiz comming on, and all I wanted was a drink! ::) ::) :D ;)
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I need a Cinzano and lemonade please! ;)
Shall we go to the powder-room? ;)
Good idea Debs! :y
I see there is another quiz comming on, and all I wanted was a drink! ::) ::) :D ;)
It's OK, girls, the quiz will just trundle on in the background, you carry on imbibing and chatting. Shall I stoke the fire? ;)
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NOTICE TO ALL PATRONS
TB never comes in here, so it's OK to talk about caravans and air fresheners. ;) ;D
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Quick pub quiz:
1. The neutered male of which animal is called 'a Barrow'? Pig
2. Which is the largest Fresh water lake in the world? Superior
3. The Nuffield Radio Astronomy Laboratory is better known by which name? Jodrell Bank
4. What is the name of the process used for clarifying beer or wine? Fining
5. Who discovered the rabies vaccination? Roux
6. How many hearts does an octopus have? ???
7. Pershore, Victoria and Washington are types of which fruit? Plums
8. How many teeth does an elephant have? ???
9. Haptic relates to which of the five senses? Touch/Tactility
10. What is the second largest island in the world? New Guinea
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One for the girls:
A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs. A female crew member took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator, which she did.
The man firmly advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out. She was annoyed by his behavior.
Shortly before landing in New York , she announced over the intercom to the entire cabin, 'Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans , please raise your hand?'
Not one hand went up..so she took them home and ate them herself. Men never learn!
;)
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I need a Cinzano and lemonade please! ;)
Shall we go to the powder-room? ;)
Good idea Debs! :y
I see there is another quiz comming on, and all I wanted was a drink! ::) ::) :D ;)
It's OK, girls, the quiz will just trundle on in the background, you carry on imbibing and chatting. Shall I stoke the fire? ;)
I hope you have the decency to look at the mantelpiece Nick :y
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I need a Cinzano and lemonade please! ;)
Shall we go to the powder-room? ;)
Good idea Debs! :y
I see there is another quiz comming on, and all I wanted was a drink! ::) ::) :D ;)
It's OK, girls, the quiz will just trundle on in the background, you carry on imbibing and chatting. Shall I stoke the fire? ;)
yes please Nick, it is getting a bit chilly in here! I need some warming up :D :D :D ;)
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Quick pub quiz:
1. The neutered male of which animal is called 'a Barrow'? Pig
2. Which is the largest Fresh water lake in the world? Superior
3. The Nuffield Radio Astronomy Laboratory is better known by which name? Jodrell Bank
4. What is the name of the process used for clarifying beer or wine? Fining
5. Who discovered the rabies vaccination? Roux
6. How many hearts does an octopus have? ???
7. Pershore, Victoria and Washington are types of which fruit? Plums
8. How many teeth does an elephant have? ???
9. Haptic relates to which of the five senses? Touch/Tactility
10. What is the second largest island in the world? New Guinea
7/10. Smart girl, Debs! :y
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One for the girls:
A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs. A female crew member took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator, which she did.
The man firmly advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out. She was annoyed by his behavior.
Shortly before landing in New York , she announced over the intercom to the entire cabin, 'Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans , please raise your hand?'
Not one hand went up..so she took them home and ate them herself. Men never learn!
;)
Brilliant Nick!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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I hope you have the decency to look at the mantelpiece Nick :y
I am a gentleman 99% of the time, Zulu. The remaining 1% is when I've had a drink. Hic!
;) ;D ;D
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I hope you have the decency to look at the mantelpiece Nick :y
I am a gentleman 99% of the time, Zulu. The remaining 1% is when I've had a drink. Hic!
;) ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D splendid :y
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Are Morris Dancers allowed in the bar?
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Are Morris Dancers allowed in the bar?
Yes, as long as they are over 18. We don't want Morris Minors in here! ;) ;D ;D
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Are Morris Dancers allowed in the bar?
Yes, as long as they are over 18. We don't want Morris Minors in here! ;) ;D ;D
Does the landlord have an entertainments licence?
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Barperson, have you got a bottle of tippex?, only all the dominoes seem to have different amounts of spots & one doesnt have any spots at all. :-/
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Are Morris Dancers allowed in the bar?
;) This is 'The Nag`s Head' not the 'The Green Man'. ;D
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Quick pub quiz:
1. The neutered male of which animal is called 'a Barrow'? Pig
2. Which is the largest Fresh water lake in the world? Superior
3. The Nuffield Radio Astronomy Laboratory is better known by which name? Jodrell Bank
4. What is the name of the process used for clarifying beer or wine? Fining
5. Who discovered the rabies vaccination? Roux
6. How many hearts does an octopus have? ??? 3
7. Pershore, Victoria and Washington are types of which fruit? Plums
8. How many teeth does an elephant have? ???
9. Haptic relates to which of the five senses? Touch/Tactility
10. What is the second largest island in the world? New Guinea
Do I get aprize.
Pint of larger and some cheese and onion crisps please. ;)
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what was in that coke last night?
ive been here in the corner asleep without the cleaner even noticing. ::)
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Well move over a bit, just put the Quatro away :D Mines a Whisky please barman... :y
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dont fish to be a nuisance, but is the food still on .dont want to carp on but im starvin.if not ill let myself trout. ::)
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Quick pub quiz:
1. The neutered male of which animal is called 'a Barrow'? Pig
2. Which is the largest Fresh water lake in the world? Superior
3. The Nuffield Radio Astronomy Laboratory is better known by which name? Jodrell Bank
4. What is the name of the process used for clarifying beer or wine? Fining
5. Who discovered the rabies vaccination? Roux
6. How many hearts does an octopus have? ??? 3
7. Pershore, Victoria and Washington are types of which fruit? Plums
8. How many teeth does an elephant have? ???
9. Haptic relates to which of the five senses? Touch/Tactility
10. What is the second largest island in the world? New Guinea
Do I get aprize.
Pint of larger and some cheese and onion crisps please. ;)
Looking over Deb's shoulder again, Skruntie? I've told you about that! ;) ;D
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Quiz answers:
1. Pig
2. Lake Superior
3. Jodrell Bank
4. Fining
5. Louis Pasteur (1885)
6. Three
7. Plum
8. 4
9. Touch
10. New Guinea (Greenland is the largest)
Debs is the winner. :y
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Quick pub quiz:
1. The neutered male of which animal is called 'a Barrow'? Pig
2. Which is the largest Fresh water lake in the world? Superior
3. The Nuffield Radio Astronomy Laboratory is better known by which name? Jodrell Bank
4. What is the name of the process used for clarifying beer or wine? Fining
5. Who discovered the rabies vaccination? Roux
6. How many hearts does an octopus have? ??? 3
7. Pershore, Victoria and Washington are types of which fruit? Plums
8. How many teeth does an elephant have? ???
9. Haptic relates to which of the five senses? Touch/Tactility
10. What is the second largest island in the world? New Guinea
Do I get aprize.
Pint of larger and some cheese and onion crisps please. ;)
Looking over Deb's shoulder again, Skruntie? I've told you about that! ;) ;D
I was looking down her..... erm sorry, wont do it again.
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Quiz answers:
1. Pig
2. Lake Superior
3. Jodrell Bank
4. Fining
5. Louis Pasteur (1885)
6. Three
7. Plum
8. 4
9. Touch
10. New Guinea (Greenland is the largest)
Debs is the winner. :y
Elephants have 24 teeth
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Quiz answers:
1. Pig
2. Lake Superior
3. Jodrell Bank
4. Fining
5. Louis Pasteur (1885)
6. Three
7. Plum
8. 4
9. Touch
10. New Guinea (Greenland is the largest)
Debs is the winner. :y
Elephants have 24 teeth
A fact taken from that well known tome - What Everyone needs to Know about Elephants by Pach E. Durme :y
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Are Morris Dancers allowed in the bar?
Yes, as long as they are over 18. We don't want Morris Minors in here! ;) ;D ;D
Name of the Secretary of the East Asia Morris Enthusiasts Club? - Chow Lee
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Quiz answers:
1. Pig
2. Lake Superior
3. Jodrell Bank
4. Fining
5. Louis Pasteur (1885)
6. Three
7. Plum
8. 4
9. Touch
10. New Guinea (Greenland is the largest)
Debs is the winner. :y
Elephants have 24 teeth
I dunno. :-[ :P
Maybe I mis-pasted the question. Perhaps it should have been how many teeth does an elephant who has been to the dentist 20 times have?
Still, glad I didn't post this question:
Q. What is the collective name for a group of beavers?
;) ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Are Morris Dancers allowed in the bar?
Yes, as long as they are over 18. We don't want Morris Minors in here! ;) ;D ;D
Name of the Secretary of the East Asia Morris Enthusiasts Club? - Chow Lee
Very droll, Zulu! ;) ;D
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Whilst cleaning this morning I found a pair of pink knickers, gold handcuffs, a rampant rabbit, set of woolly dice, and a light saber! :o :o :o
To claim them, please ask behind the bar. :D :D :D ;)
That's Daz's weekend bag Lizzie ;D ;D
If there Daz's you better replace the batteries in the rabbit, and wipe you're prints off of everything :y
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Whilst cleaning this morning I found a pair of pink knickers, gold handcuffs, a rampant rabbit, set of woolly dice, and a light saber! :o :o :o
To claim them, please ask behind the bar. :D :D :D ;)
That's Daz's weekend bag Lizzie ;D ;D
If there Daz's you better replace the batteries in the rabbit, and wipe you're prints off of everything :y
I will claim them but our Rabbit has a 2 stroke engine attached to it ;D
Also will someone put some proper tunes on that Jukebox? ::)
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Are Morris Dancers allowed in the bar?
Yes, as long as they are over 18. We don't want Morris Minors in here! ;) ;D ;D
Does the landlord have an entertainments licence?
if it doesnt cover that kinda din, might have to slip from my corner an pull the plug out ;D
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Better have another double..... :y
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Will someone stop serving me I can't see very well!! :D
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Will someone stop serving me I can't see very well!! :D
I know the feeling, better go to bed.. ::)
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Will someone stop serving me I can't see very well!! :D
I know the feeling, better go to bed.. ::)
I will after just another ;D hiccup :P
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Quiz answers:
1. Pig
2. Lake Superior
3. Jodrell Bank
4. Fining
5. Louis Pasteur (1885)
6. Three
7. Plum
8. 4
9. Touch
10. New Guinea (Greenland is the largest)
Debs is the winner. :y
Elephants have 24 teeth
I dunno. :-[ :P
Maybe I mis-pasted the question. Perhaps it should have been how many teeth does an elephant who has been to the dentist 20 times have?
Still, glad I didn't post this question:
Q. What is the collective name for a group of beavers?
;) ;D ;D ;D ;D
http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elephant
Elephants eat a lot of grass. Grass is hard to chew, so their teeth are very important. Elephants have 24 teeth: 12 front teeth, called premolars, and 12 back teeth, called molars. The teeth come out in order, from front to back. Because grass is very tough, the elephant teeth slowly wear out. When the last molar wears out, the elephant usually dies because it cannot eat. But in a zoo or circus, people can keep elephants alive by feeding them soft food. Scientists call the elephant genus (group of related animals) Loxodonta because "loxodont" means a kind of molar.
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tell you what Skruntie ode mate, I will sleep better tonight now I know that ;D
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tell you what Skruntie ode mate, I will sleep better tonight now I know that ;D
Hope you wore the mask, otherwise Denise won't sleep at all ;D
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tell you what Skruntie ode mate, I will sleep better tonight now I know that ;D
Hope
you wore the mask, otherwise Denise won't sleep at all ;D
Haven't you got fish to catch or beers to drink or something lmao x x x
Missing ya mate .......... Not lmao
Give Mrs Countess and the little Princesses a kiss for me x x x x