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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: JamesV6CDX on 19 May 2010, 22:51:43
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I have been TOLD I am going to be "environmental champion" at work.
No getting out of it, so I'm told.
Do you think if I mention I drive a V6, I might get let off the hook?? ;D
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;D and what does that involve?
Well, you could mention using £40 worth of fuel in 17 miles...that'd add to your green status no end :D
Maybe start digging for coal and oil in your back garden? ::)
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Never mind, James, this is all that'll be expected of you.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFUDEmMjC-c[/media]
;) ;D ;D ;D
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Worry not, James - the following may inspire you to embrace your responsibilities with vigour and determination 8-) 8-) :y :y :y
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6so4XxkEg0&feature=player_embedded[/media]
Mail him anytime, he'll be only too pleased to answer any questions you may have :y :y
The future of mankind and of our planet is safe in the comforting hands of this far-seeing prophet :-* :-* :-*
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If John Prescott can do it then you shouldnt have any problems. He doesnt drive a v6 but he flew around the world "preaching the gospel" :y ::)
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Maybe they'll give you a grant to fix the hole in your petrol tank? ;D
Kevin
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Like it Kevin. :y ;D ;D ;D ;D
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I have been TOLD I am going to be "environmental champion" at work.
No getting out of it, so I'm told.
Do you think if I mention I drive a V6, I might get let off the hook?? ;D
Step 1 :- do not bath/shave for a week or change clothes
Step 2 :- turn up for work dressed as a hippie with sandals but no socks
Step 3 :- turn off the power
Step 4 :- offer everyone muesli
:y
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Grow a little pretentious goatee, and always look serious and sincere. :y ::) ;D
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Why don't you remove all the toilets at work and go and dig a big hole outside, get everyone to dump in them, bet that will get you off the hook ;D
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turn off the electric to the building and say they have to install solar panels and a wind farm before they can turn it back on,
build a mud hut in the flower beds and say you are working in there from now on and your name is now Swampy Stinkwater :y
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Never mind, James, this is all that'll be expected of you.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFUDEmMjC-c[/media]
;) ;D ;D ;D
.... a bit theatrical perhaps... ::) ;)
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Its just as well i read this froum and find out that what goes on in james " my partners life cause he dont tell me nothing and i am always the last one in his life to find out any thing :(
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Its just as well i read this froum and find out that what goes on in james " my partners life cause he dont tell me nothing and i am always the last one in his life to find out any thing :(
Ah Maria.
I think James is following an ancient book called the Art of Husbandry. It states on the very first page that a man should treat his wife/girlfriend like a mushroom, keep her in the dark and feed her on bullsh1t. I have to admit, its the only way to a quiet life::) ;D
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Its just as well i read this froum and find out that what goes on in james " my partners life cause he dont tell me nothing and i am always the last one in his life to find out any thing :(
Ah Maria.
I think James is following an ancient book called the Art of Husbandry. It states on the very first page that a man should treat his wife/girlfriend like a mushroom, keep her in the dark and feed her on bullsh1t. I have to admit, its the only way to a quiet life::) ;D
... until she finds out. :-X
Kevin
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Its just as well i read this froum and find out that what goes on in james " my partners life cause he dont tell me nothing and i am always the last one in his life to find out any thing :(
Ah Maria.
I think James is following an ancient book called the Art of Husbandry. It states on the very first page that a man should treat his wife/girlfriend like a mushroom, keep her in the dark and feed her on bullsh1t. I have to admit, its the only way to a quiet life::) ;D
... until she finds out. :-X
Kevin
Just below the mushroom guide is plan B, deny everything ;D
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Just below the mushroom guide is plan B, deny everything ;D
Not always easy when it's sitting on the driveway. ::)
Kevin