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Title: Jokes For The Weekend!!!!
Post by: Peachy on 21 May 2010, 16:19:37

Little girl finds her dog dead with its legs in the air & asks her dad why it's like that. Dad says it's died & it's like that so Jesus can pick it up & take it 2 heaven. Next day she says "Dad, Mum nearly died today. She was on her back with her legs in the air shoutin 'oh jesus, I'm comin.' If the milkman hadn't been holdin her down we'd have lost her!

Whats the difference between a mechanical engineer and a structural engineer??

A mechanical engineer builds weapons the structural engineer builds the targets....

Title: Re: Joke For The Weekend!!!!
Post by: bob.dent on 21 May 2010, 16:26:52

 ;D ;D ;D

.......an oldie but goodie! :y

Title: Re: Jokes For The Weekend!!!!
Post by: Proz on 21 May 2010, 16:48:45

Yeah ... very good  ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Jokes For The Weekend!!!!
Post by: Sixstring on 21 May 2010, 16:50:31

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Whats the difference between a mechanical engineer and a structural engineer??

A mechanical engineer builds weapons the structural engineer builds the targets....


 

I'm an ELECTRICAL engineer, we build the guidence systems to blow them up!!    LOL!

Title: Re: Jokes For The Weekend!!!!
Post by: Peachy on 21 May 2010, 17:08:21

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Whats the difference between a mechanical engineer and a structural engineer??

A mechanical engineer builds weapons the structural engineer builds the targets....


 

I'm an ELECTRICAL engineer, we build the guidence systems to blow them up!!    LOL!

And you cannot fit a phone kit in my boys car over the weekend. Uber Rubbish. Hehehehehehehehe.
You can't anyway cos I am taking it with me tonight.
Hehehehehehehehe