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Title: Eastenders Mondeo
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 20 May 2010, 19:50:29
Phil Mitchell in a rage whilst working on a Ford Mondeo has just kicked the hell out of the front of it, with  a piece of bumber flying off! :o :o 8-) 8-)

Now personally I think he did good doing that to a Mondeo, but to damage a perfectly good front bumper!! :o :o :o :'(  Around these parts I reckon I could sell one of those for a good price judging by the amount of Mondeos with broken bumpers! :D :D :D :D :D ;)
Title: Re: Eastenders Mondeo
Post by: STMO999 on 20 May 2010, 19:52:02
What's eastenders?
Title: Re: Eastenders Mondeo
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 20 May 2010, 19:54:18
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What's eastenders?

It's what Sun readers watch.......along with Corrie... ::) ;)
Title: Re: Eastenders Mondeo
Post by: STMO999 on 20 May 2010, 19:55:15
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What's eastenders?

It's what Sun readers watch.......along with Corrie... ::) ;)

Is the sun a newspaper?
Title: Re: Eastenders Mondeo
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 20 May 2010, 19:57:56
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What's eastenders?

It's what Sun readers watch.......along with Corrie... ::) ;)

Is the sun a newspaper?

Not in my opinion... ::) ;)
Title: Re: Eastenders Mondeo
Post by: david_omega on 20 May 2010, 19:59:40
eastenders and the sun are a religion haha
Title: Re: Eastenders Mondeo
Post by: STMO999 on 20 May 2010, 20:00:55
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What's eastenders?

It's what Sun readers watch.......along with Corrie... ::) ;)

Is the sun a newspaper?

Not in my opinion... ::) ;)


So, to summarise, some bloke I don't know in a programme I've never heard of has assaulted a mundaneo and I can read about it in a dubious comic.

Glad that's sorted. :y
Title: Re: Eastenders Mondeo
Post by: eliteomegaman on 20 May 2010, 20:02:53
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What's eastenders?

It's what Sun readers watch.......along with Corrie... ::) ;)

Oi! optimist60 ...... NO!!  >:(

Us up north luv to watch corrie cos it takes the p*ss out of life - southern jessies watch eastenders cos its only them that can understand the dialect - no wot i mean  ;D ;D ;D
(all except for Lizzie Zoom ..... be still my beating heart  :-* :y)
Title: Re: Eastenders Mondeo
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 20 May 2010, 20:03:47
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What's eastenders?

It's what Sun readers watch.......along with Corrie... ::) ;)

Is the sun a newspaper?

Not in my opinion... ::) ;)


So, to summarise, some bloke I don't know in a programme I've never heard of has assaulted a mundaneo and I can read about it in a dubious comic.

Glad that's sorted
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I was unaware that "old Lizzie" ......is a Sun reader and EE fan.... ::) ::)
Title: Re: Eastenders Mondeo
Post by: STMO999 on 20 May 2010, 20:04:21
Who's Old Lizzie?
Title: Re: Eastenders Mondeo
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 20 May 2010, 20:07:11
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Ms Lizzie Zoom.....eighty three ......last birthday... :y :y
Title: Re: Eastenders Mondeo
Post by: eliteomegaman on 20 May 2010, 20:08:13
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Who's Old Lizzie?

Oi! STMO123 ..... HOW DARE U!!!!  >:(

I will not have any disrespect towards ''Lizzie Zoom'' or i'll come over & rip ur bumper off!!!!!!!!!!!  >:( ;D :D ;D
Title: Re: Eastenders Mondeo
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 20 May 2010, 20:11:58
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Who's Old Lizzie?

Oi! STMO123 ..... HOW DARE U!!!!  >:(

I will not have any disrespect towards ''Lizzie Zoom'' or i'll come over & rip you are bumper off!!!!!!!!!!!  >:( ;D :D ;D

Where STMO lives .....none of the cars have bumpers.......or wheels for that matter.... ::) ::) ;)
Title: Re: Eastenders Mondeo
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 20 May 2010, 20:12:52
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Who's Old Lizzie?

Oi! STMO123 ..... HOW DARE U!!!!  >:(

I will not have any disrespect towards ''Lizzie Zoom'' or i'll come over & rip you are bumper off!!!!!!!!!!!  >:( ;D :D ;D

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :D
Title: Re: Eastenders Mondeo
Post by: STMO999 on 20 May 2010, 20:13:00
Horse and carts round here don't you know. ;D
Title: Re: Eastenders Mondeo
Post by: eliteomegaman on 20 May 2010, 20:25:40
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Who's Old Lizzie?

Oi! STMO123 ..... HOW DARE U!!!!  >:(

I will not have any disrespect towards ''Lizzie Zoom'' or i'll come over & rip you are bumper off!!!!!!!!!!!  >:( ;D :D ;D

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :D

Ok! Up North we don't beat around the bush & call a spade a spade so i'll come straight to the point   :o

A beautiful looking woman, who knows all about car mechanics AND drives a 3.0ltr Elite just has to be my dream come true .........................   ;)

So in a nutshell Ms Lizzie Zoom (my heart goes boom) WILL YOU MARRY ME??!!    :o

Yes folks u heard it first on OOF - a marriage proposal   :y

Cud this be the first??    :-?
Title: Re: Eastenders Mondeo
Post by: STMO999 on 20 May 2010, 20:28:21
Hope it's the last.
Title: Re: Eastenders Mondeo
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 20 May 2010, 20:31:51
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Who's Old Lizzie?

Oi! STMO123 ..... HOW DARE U!!!!  >:(

I will not have any disrespect towards ''Lizzie Zoom'' or i'll come over & rip you are bumper off!!!!!!!!!!!  >:( ;D :D ;D

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :D

Ok! Up North we don't beat around the bush & call a spade a spade so i'll come straight to the point   :o

A beautiful looking woman, who knows all about car mechanics AND drives a 3.0ltr Elite just has to be my dream come true .........................   ;)

So in a nutshell Ms Lizzie Zoom (my heart goes boom) WILL YOU MARRY ME??!!    :o

Yes folks u heard it first on OOF - a marriage proposal   :y

Cud this be the first??    :-?


Ahhhhhhh, you lovely man! :-* :-* :-* :-*

Shame Lancashire is so far away! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) 
Title: Re: Eastenders Mondeo
Post by: STMO999 on 20 May 2010, 20:34:30
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Who's Old Lizzie?

Oi! STMO123 ..... HOW DARE U!!!!  >:(

I will not have any disrespect towards ''Lizzie Zoom'' or i'll come over & rip you are bumper off!!!!!!!!!!!  >:( ;D :D ;D

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :D

Ok! Up North we don't beat around the bush & call a spade a spade so i'll come straight to the point   :o

A beautiful looking woman, who knows all about car mechanics AND drives a 3.0ltr Elite just has to be my dream come true .........................   ;)

So in a nutshell Ms Lizzie Zoom (my heart goes boom) WILL YOU MARRY ME??!!    :o

Yes folks u heard it first on OOF - a marriage proposal   :y

Cud this be the first??    :-?


Ahhhhhhh, you lovely man! :-* :-* :-* :-*

Shame Lancashire is so far away! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) 


If you leave now you could be there by bedtime ::)

Oh..wait..you drive an omega.

Bedtime tomorrow.
Title: Re: Eastenders Mondeo
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 20 May 2010, 20:36:33
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Who's Old Lizzie?

Oi! STMO123 ..... HOW DARE U!!!!  >:(

I will not have any disrespect towards ''Lizzie Zoom'' or i'll come over & rip you are bumper off!!!!!!!!!!!  >:( ;D :D ;D

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :D

Ok! Up North we don't beat around the bush & call a spade a spade so i'll come straight to the point   :o

A beautiful looking woman, who knows all about car mechanics AND drives a 3.0ltr Elite just has to be my dream come true .........................   ;)

So in a nutshell Ms Lizzie Zoom (my heart goes boom) WILL YOU MARRY ME??!!    :o

Yes folks u heard it first on OOF - a marriage proposal   :y

Cud this be the first??    :-?


Ahhhhhhh, you lovely man! :-* :-* :-* :-*

Shame Lancashire is so far away! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) 


If you leave now you could be there by bedtime ::)

Oh..wait..you drive an omega.

Bedtime tomorrow.


You obviously haven't seen me driving!  I can get there before I set off.....................zooooooooooooom!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
Title: Re: Eastenders Mondeo
Post by: STMO999 on 20 May 2010, 20:39:07
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Who's Old Lizzie?

Oi! STMO123 ..... HOW DARE U!!!!  >:(

I will not have any disrespect towards ''Lizzie Zoom'' or i'll come over & rip you are bumper off!!!!!!!!!!!  >:( ;D :D ;D

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :D

Ok! Up North we don't beat around the bush & call a spade a spade so i'll come straight to the point   :o

A beautiful looking woman, who knows all about car mechanics AND drives a 3.0ltr Elite just has to be my dream come true .........................   ;)

So in a nutshell Ms Lizzie Zoom (my heart goes boom) WILL YOU MARRY ME??!!    :o

Yes folks u heard it first on OOF - a marriage proposal   :y

Cud this be the first??    :-?


Ahhhhhhh, you lovely man! :-* :-* :-* :-*

Shame Lancashire is so far away! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) 


If you leave now you could be there by bedtime ::)

Oh..wait..you drive an omega.

Bedtime tomorrow.


You obviously haven't seen me driving!  I can get there before I set off.....................zooooooooooooom!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)


Yes, well, he's gone quiet now so obviously all talk. :-?
Title: Re: Eastenders Mondeo
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 20 May 2010, 20:40:42
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Who's Old Lizzie?

Oi! STMO123 ..... HOW DARE U!!!!  >:(

I will not have any disrespect towards ''Lizzie Zoom'' or i'll come over & rip you are bumper off!!!!!!!!!!!  >:( ;D :D ;D

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :D

Ok! Up North we don't beat around the bush & call a spade a spade so i'll come straight to the point   :o

A beautiful looking woman, who knows all about car mechanics AND drives a 3.0ltr Elite just has to be my dream come true .........................   ;)

So in a nutshell Ms Lizzie Zoom (my heart goes boom) WILL YOU MARRY ME??!!    :o

Yes folks u heard it first on OOF - a marriage proposal   :y

Cud this be the first??    :-?


Ahhhhhhh, you lovely man! :-* :-* :-* :-*

Shame Lancashire is so far away! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) 


If you leave now you could be there by bedtime ::)

Oh..wait..you drive an omega.

Bedtime tomorrow.


You obviously haven't seen me driving!  I can get there before I set off.....................zooooooooooooom!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)


Yes, well, he's gone quiet now so obviously all talk. :-?


Story of my life! ::) ::) :D ;)
Title: Re: Eastenders Mondeo
Post by: eliteomegaman on 20 May 2010, 20:45:52
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Who's Old Lizzie?

Oi! STMO123 ..... HOW DARE U!!!!  >:(

I will not have any disrespect towards ''Lizzie Zoom'' or i'll come over & rip you are bumper off!!!!!!!!!!!  >:( ;D :D ;D

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :D

Ok! Up North we don't beat around the bush & call a spade a spade so i'll come straight to the point   :o

A beautiful looking woman, who knows all about car mechanics AND drives a 3.0ltr Elite just has to be my dream come true .........................   ;)

So in a nutshell Ms Lizzie Zoom (my heart goes boom) WILL YOU MARRY ME??!!    :o

Yes folks u heard it first on OOF - a marriage proposal   :y

Cud this be the first??    :-?


Ahhhhhhh, you lovely man! :-* :-* :-* :-*

Shame Lancashire is so far away! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) 


If you leave now you could be there by bedtime ::)

Oh..wait..you drive an omega.

Bedtime tomorrow.


You obviously haven't seen me driving!  I can get there before I set off.....................zooooooooooooom!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)


Yes, well, he's gone quiet now so obviously all talk. :-?[/quote]

Excuse me!!!!!!!!  >:(

I happen to be watching Corrie!!  :)

And because of my TRUE love i'm replying in the break  :y

So stick that up your exhaust pipe  ;D
Title: Re: Eastenders Mondeo
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 20 May 2010, 20:48:37
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Who's Old Lizzie?

Oi! STMO123 ..... HOW DARE U!!!!  >:(

I will not have any disrespect towards ''Lizzie Zoom'' or i'll come over & rip you are bumper off!!!!!!!!!!!  >:( ;D :D ;D

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :D

Ok! Up North we don't beat around the bush & call a spade a spade so i'll come straight to the point   :o

A beautiful looking woman, who knows all about car mechanics AND drives a 3.0ltr Elite just has to be my dream come true .........................   ;)

So in a nutshell Ms Lizzie Zoom (my heart goes boom) WILL YOU MARRY ME??!!    :o

Yes folks u heard it first on OOF - a marriage proposal   :y

Cud this be the first??    :-?


Ahhhhhhh, you lovely man! :-* :-* :-* :-*

Shame Lancashire is so far away! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) 


If you leave now you could be there by bedtime ::)

Oh..wait..you drive an omega.

Bedtime tomorrow.


You obviously haven't seen me driving!  I can get there before I set off.....................zooooooooooooom!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)


Yes, well, he's gone quiet now so obviously all talk. :-?[/quote]

Excuse me!!!!!!!!  >:(

I happen to be watching Corrie!!  :)

And because of my TRUE love i'm replying in the break  :y

So stick that up your exhaust pipe  ;D


So am I! 8-) 8-)  Good again isn't it :D :D ;)
Title: Re: Eastenders Mondeo
Post by: eliteomegaman on 20 May 2010, 21:01:07
Its bloody brilliant ........ but please tell me u don't own a rolling pin!!!!  ;D ;D ;D

Any road up - looking forward to u coming up north & i'll get the spare room ready for the visit ............
oh! hang on i live in a 'ONE' bedroom flat   ;) :D :D
Title: Re: Eastenders Mondeo
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 20 May 2010, 22:06:30
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Its bloody brilliant ........ but please tell me u don't own a rolling pin!!!!  ;D ;D ;D

Any road up - looking forward to u coming up north & i'll get the spare room ready for the visit ............
oh! hang on i live in a 'ONE' bedroom flat   ;) :D :D

How many bedrooms do we need then?! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;)

..........and yes, I actually have two rolling pins!! :D :D ;)
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Post by: dbug on 21 May 2010, 08:44:25
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Its bloody brilliant ........ but please tell me u don't own a rolling pin!!!!  ;D ;D ;D

Any road up - looking forward to u coming up north & i'll get the spare room ready for the visit ............
oh! hang on i live in a 'ONE' bedroom flat   ;) :D :D

How many bedrooms do we need then?! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;)

..........and yes, I actually have two rolling pins!! :D :D ;)

Lizzie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o ;) 
Title: Re: Eastenders Mondeo
Post by: Sixstring on 21 May 2010, 09:07:58


A beautiful looking woman, who knows all about car mechanics AND drives a 3.0ltr Elite just has to be my dream come true .........................   ;)

So in a nutshell Ms Lizzie Zoom (my heart goes boom) WILL YOU MARRY ME??!!    :o

Yes folks u heard it first on OOF - a marriage proposal   :y

Cud this be the first??    :-?
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BAAAAAAAAAAAAARFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!! [smiley=shocked.gif] [smiley=cry.gif]
Title: Re: Eastenders Mondeo
Post by: Danny on 21 May 2010, 11:13:51
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Phil Mitchell in a rage whilst working on a Ford Mondeo has just kicked the hell out of the front of it, with  a piece of bumber flying off! :o :o 8-) 8-)

Now personally I think he did good doing that to a Mondeo, but to damage a perfectly good front bumper!! :o :o :o :'(  Around these parts I reckon I could sell one of those for a good price judging by the amount of Mondeos with broken bumpers! :D :D :D :D :D ;)

that shape mondeo never EVER had a perfectly good front bumper!! why do you think so many of them have duct tape on??!! :D
Title: Re: Eastenders Mondeo
Post by: eliteomegaman on 21 May 2010, 11:22:56
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Its bloody brilliant ........ but please tell me u don't own a rolling pin!!!!  ;D ;D ;D

Any road up - looking forward to u coming up north & i'll get the spare room ready for the visit ............
oh! hang on i live in a 'ONE' bedroom flat   ;) :D :D

How many bedrooms do we need then?! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;)..........and yes, I actually have two rolling pins!! :D :D ;)

Oh My God!!!!  :o :o :o

All i can say is that some people prefer different positions & i like to try different rooms! After all 'variety is the spice of life!'  ;) ;)

I thought that when you are up for the w/end & after a right enjoyable session  :P (food & drink of cause!!) u could give me a good servicing ......... of my Omega  :D ;D

What more cud a man ask for -
1. A gorgeous blonde
2. A woman that knows the difference between a spanner & a wrench
3. Some-one who has the utmost taste in cars both past & present (except for the Carina 11 - why??!!)
4. Lives in a tent ...... sorry Kent!!
5. And finally a sadist who has ''2'' rolling pins  :-? :-/ :-?

May our relationship be a LONG & LASTING one hey babes  ;) :-* :-* :-* :y

p.s. Forget all the sados who have messaged cos they are all jealous  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Eastenders Mondeo
Post by: Sixstring on 21 May 2010, 11:33:45
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p.s. Forget all the sados who have messaged cos they are all jealous  ;D ;D ;D
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Words fail me..............................
But Lizzie, whatever floats your boat..................!!
Title: Re: Eastenders Mondeo
Post by: eliteomegaman on 21 May 2010, 15:23:49
I'm sure that Lizzies boat will be bobbin up & down & floating all the way to paradise  :P  ;) ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Eastenders Mondeo
Post by: Sixstring on 21 May 2010, 16:13:48
PMSL.........(pictures it in his mind...........................)
Title: Re: Eastenders Mondeo
Post by: Del Boy on 21 May 2010, 17:31:04
Did you say Lizzie a blonde?
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Post by: eliteomegaman on 21 May 2010, 21:34:29
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Did you say Lizzie a blonde?

Ok so mousy coloured hair but hey 'Love is blind' & i'll admit i'm colour blind  ::)

But the hair colour doesn't come into the equation. All the rest is more important to me  ;) ;) ;)