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Title: Garden maintenance
Post by: miggy on 24 May 2010, 22:22:24
Found a new way of getting out of cutting the grass

Pop to Asda and get a tray of lager, pour it on the grass and it comes up half cut.

I will go now.
Title: Re: Garden maintenance
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 24 May 2010, 22:24:46
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Garden maintenance
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 24 May 2010, 22:39:17
I lost the pub quiz last night by 1 point.
 

The last question was, “Where do most women have curly hair?”


Apparently the correct answer is Africa…  :o
 

 
 
 
 

 




Title: Re: Garden maintenance
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 24 May 2010, 22:43:13
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.



 




"I should be in charge," said the brain , "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would
happen."



 





"I should be in charge," said the blood , "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."





"I should be in charge," said the stomach," Because I process food and give all of you energy."



 




"I should be in charge," said the legs , "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."



 




"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes."



 




"I should be in charge," said the rectum , "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."



All the other body parts laughed at the rectum And insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.

Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood Was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss
.
The Moral of the story?  Even though the others do all the work...

The asshole is usually in charge

 

Title: Re: Garden maintenance
Post by: Nickbat on 24 May 2010, 23:36:03
Excellent, Spongebob!  :y ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Garden maintenance
Post by: Vamps on 24 May 2010, 23:43:02
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All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.




 




"I should be in charge," said the brain , "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would
happen."



 





"I should be in charge," said the blood , "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."





"I should be in charge," said the stomach," Because I process food and give all of you energy."



 




"I should be in charge," said the legs , "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."



 




"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes."



 




"I should be in charge," said the rectum , "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."



All the other body parts laughed at the rectum And insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.

Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood Was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss
.
The Moral of the story?  Even though the others do all the work...

The asshole is usually in charge

 


Brilliant....... ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Garden maintenance
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 25 May 2010, 10:36:51
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Found a new way of getting out of cutting the grass

Pop to Asda and get a tray of lager, pour it on the grass and it comes up half cut.

I will go now.



 ;D ;D ;D very good M  ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Garden maintenance
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 25 May 2010, 10:37:28
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I lost the pub quiz last night by 1 point.
 

The last question was, “Where do most women have curly hair?”


Apparently the correct answer is Africa…  :o
 

 
 
 
 

 






 ;D ;D ;D ;D outstanding  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Garden maintenance
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 25 May 2010, 10:42:13
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All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.

"I should be in charge," said the brain , "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would
happen."

"I should be in charge," said the blood , "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."

"I should be in charge," said the stomach," Because I process food and give all of you energy."

"I should be in charge," said the legs , "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."

"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes."

 "I should be in charge," said the rectum , "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum And insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.

Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood Was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.

The Moral of the story?  Even though the others do all the work...

The asshole is usually in charge

 



 ;D ;D ;D ;D quality  ;D ;D ;D ;D 8-) :y
Title: Re: Garden maintenance
Post by: PhilRich on 25 May 2010, 11:58:19
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Found a new way of getting out of cutting the grass

Pop to Asda and get a tray of lager, pour it on the grass and it comes up half cut.

I will go now.




 ;D ;D ;D ;D Nice One  :y  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Garden maintenance
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 25 May 2010, 11:59:34
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I lost the pub quiz last night by 1 point.
 

The last question was, “Where do most women have curly hair?”


Apparently the correct answer is Africa…  :o
 

 
 
 
 

 





All my girlfriends in the late seventies and early eighties had a full unshaven bush... :o :o....these days most girls are nicely trimmed....or even better  :-* :-* completely smooth.....Long gone are the days of pulling girlie pubes from your teeth... :y :y ;)
Title: Re: Garden maintenance
Post by: PhilRich on 25 May 2010, 11:59:45
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All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.



 




"I should be in charge," said the brain , "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would
happen."



 





"I should be in charge," said the blood , "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."





"I should be in charge," said the stomach," Because I process food and give all of you energy."



 




"I should be in charge," said the legs , "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."



 




"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes."



 




"I should be in charge," said the rectum , "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."



All the other body parts laughed at the rectum And insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.

Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood Was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss
.
The Moral of the story?  Even though the others do all the work...

The asshole is usually in charge

 







Brilliant! and Oh so true usually ::)  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y