Omega Owners Forum
Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Peachy on 26 May 2010, 22:52:48
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What do you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle?
Wipe it off.
Is it a coincidence the first two letters of FEMALE is the chemical symbol of what women were meant to do? Iron
Feminism: Because only women will hold a grudge for long enough to organise a meeting about it.
For a cheap laugh at your wife's expense... try slipping a party popper into her tampon box.
Little kid asks his mum "Mum, why am I black and you're white?"
Mum answers "From what I can remember of the party you're lucky you don't bark!"
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All very good and made me laugh but then it dont take much too make me laugh di ;D ;D ;D :y
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has your lad ever swapped a party popper on you Di........... ::) ::)
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I haven't had enough to drink yet Di, but bear with me...... ;D ;D ;D ;D :y