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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: des.allen on 25 May 2010, 20:45:04
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Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband shopping
This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford :
Dear Mrs. Murray,
While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you
and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics.
Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras:
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in house wares..... and watched what happened.
5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas stove.
7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he began to cry and asked, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked his nose, and ate it.
9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the House wares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were.
10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the Mission Impossible' theme.
11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the 'Madonna look' using different size funnels.
12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled 'PICK ME!' 'PICK ME!'
13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed the foetal position and screamed 'NO! NO! It's those voices again.'
And; last, but not least:
14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, 'There is no toilet paper in here.'
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very good ;D
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;D ;D :y
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nice one I liked the condoms in the trolly one and my wife thought farting and walking away was bad ;D ;D ;D ;D
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;D ;D ;D Magic! :y ;D ;D ;D
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Seen it before, but good to be reminded ;D ;D ;D
I like to amuse my self by watching what other folk do ;)
Also i love looking at the sexy ladies :-* :P :) :D
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;D ;D ;D
. . . the kinda guy you love to hate!! :D
very interesting! thanks for taking the time to write this up pal. :y
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Just a copy and paste, but I thought it was amusing ;D
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Seen it before, but good to be reminded ;D ;D ;D
I like to amuse my self by watching what other folk do ;)
Also i love looking at the sexy ladies :-* :P :) :D
.. by the chiller cabinet.. :-*
::)
Kevin
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Seen it before, but good to be reminded ;D ;D ;D
I like to amuse my self by watching what other folk do ;)
Also i love looking at the sexy ladies :-* :P :) :D
.. by the chiller cabinet.. :-*
::)
Kevin
I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about Kevin ::) ;D
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Men can't abuse themselves in Tesco?
Morrisons don't seem to mind. Nothing better to do!!! 8-)
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Seen it before, but good to be reminded ;D ;D ;D
I like to amuse my self by watching what other folk do ;)
Also i love looking at the sexy ladies :-* :P :) :D
.. by the chiller cabinet.. :-*
::)
Kevin
There is no shopping experience as good as the freezer aisle on a summers day :D
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Seen it before, but good to be reminded ;D ;D ;D
I like to amuse my self by watching what other folk do ;)
Also i love looking at the sexy ladies :-* :P :) :D
.. by the chiller cabinet.. :-*
::)
Kevin
There is no shopping experience as good as the freezer aisle on a summers day :D
Coat hangers :P :-* ;D
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Seen it before, but good to be reminded ;D ;D ;D
I like to amuse my self by watching what other folk do ;)
Also i love looking at the sexy ladies :-* :P :) :D
.. by the chiller cabinet.. :-*
::)
Kevin
There is no shopping experience as good as the freezer aisle on a summers day :D
[media]http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4501740991354967738#[/media]
:) ;)
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Old one, been around but still funny.
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There is no shopping experience as good as the freezer aisle on a summers day :D
A decent Autojumble might present some competition, IMHO but often the wheelnuts in Tescos are nicer, I'll give you that. ;)
Kevin
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There is no shopping experience as good as the freezer aisle on a summers day :D
A decent Autojumble might present some competition, IMHO but often the wheelnuts in Tescos are nicer, I'll give you that. ;)
Kevin
I get all my information concerning these matters from this esteemed publication;
Supermarket Frolics by N. Ipples :y :y
(available in hard-back)
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.. and with the timely arrival of this gadget, every day can be a "chiller cabinet" day! :-* :P ;D
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/05/28/enhancers/
;)
Kevin
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Jeez! there will be "trouser lump enhancers" next.......
They were socks in my day.................
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Tescos always want to take the fun out of shopping for us men. :'( :'(
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Tescos always want to take the fun out of shopping for us men. :'( :'(
Saw one of their lorries with a huge "3 points - it's your call" sign on the back advising motorists not to use their phones while driving yesterday.
I happen to agree but since when has it been the responsibility of grocers to nanny the general populace into obeying the law?
Kevin
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tesco doing what tesco do. squeeze every penny out of everything. advertising space on a truck, rent it out.
it obviously works. other firms do a similar thing. :)