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Title: What a BIRD!!!!
Post by: eliteomegaman on 30 May 2010, 11:15:15

Yiddish parrot
 
 
Shlomo wants to buy a parrot and goes to a pet shop to see what they have.
The assistant shows him a parrot and explains that this one is really quite special - it can speak most languages. So Shlomo decides to test this out.
"Do you speak English?" asks Shlomo.
"Yes," replied the parrot.
"Hablas Espanol?" asks Shlomo.
"Si," replied the parrot.
"Parlez vouz Francais?" asks Shlomo.
"Oui," replied the parrot.
"Sprechen sie Deutsch?" asks Shlomo.
"Ja," replied the parrot.
Shlomo pauses for a while, then
asks the parrot, "Do you speak Yiddish?"
The parrot shrugs its shoulders and says, "Nu?(Well?) Vis a nose like dis,
vot you tink?"
 

Title: Re: What a BIRD!!!!
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 30 May 2010, 11:28:49

A burglar is breaking into a home and as he comes into the living room he hears ” God is watching you”.
Upon hearing this he looks around the room and sees a parrot in the corner and says ,” What is your name?” .
The bird replies ,” Moses”. The burglar laughs and says ”
What kind of idiot names thier parrot Moses?! ”
And the bird replies ” The same idiot who named his Rottweiler - God .”

Title: Re: What a BIRD!!!!
Post by: eliteomegaman on 30 May 2010, 13:09:31

 ;D ;D ;D Nice one like it!!  :y ;D ;D

Title: Re: What a BIRD!!!!
Post by: PhilRich on 30 May 2010, 17:14:49

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Yiddish parrot
 
 
Shlomo wants to buy a parrot and goes to a pet shop to see what they have.
The assistant shows him a parrot and explains that this one is really quite special - it can speak most languages. So Shlomo decides to test this out.
"Do you speak English?" asks Shlomo.
"Yes," replied the parrot.
"Hablas Espanol?" asks Shlomo.
"Si," replied the parrot.
"Parlez vouz Francais?" asks Shlomo.
"Oui," replied the parrot.
"Sprechen sie Deutsch?" asks Shlomo.
"Ja," replied the parrot.
Shlomo pauses for a while, then
asks the parrot, "Do you speak Yiddish?"
The parrot shrugs its shoulders and says, "Nu?(Well?) Vis a nose like dis,
vot you tink?"
 

 ;D ;D ;D Is that joke Kosher! ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: What a BIRD!!!!
Post by: PhilRich on 30 May 2010, 17:15:59

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A burglar is breaking into a home and as he comes into the living room he hears ” God is watching you”.
Upon hearing this he looks around the room and sees a parrot in the corner and says ,” What is your name?” .
The bird replies ,” Moses”. The burglar laughs and says ”
What kind of idiot names thier parrot Moses?! ”
And the bird replies ” The same idiot who named his Rottweiler - God .”

Oldie but a Goldie, Skruntie  :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: What a BIRD!!!!
Post by: eliteomegaman on 30 May 2010, 17:29:03

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Yiddish parrot
 
 
Shlomo wants to buy a parrot and goes to a pet shop to see what they have.
The assistant shows him a parrot and explains that this one is really quite special - it can speak most languages. So Shlomo decides to test this out.
"Do you speak English?" asks Shlomo.
"Yes," replied the parrot.
"Hablas Espanol?" asks Shlomo.
"Si," replied the parrot.
"Parlez vouz Francais?" asks Shlomo.
"Oui," replied the parrot.
"Sprechen sie Deutsch?" asks Shlomo.
"Ja," replied the parrot.
Shlomo pauses for a while, then
asks the parrot, "Do you speak Yiddish?"
The parrot shrugs its shoulders and says, "Nu?(Well?) Vis a nose like dis,
vot you tink?"
 

 ;D ;D ;D Is that joke Kosher!
;D ;D ;D :y

the only thing kosher is the parrot!!  ;)