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Title: The Lone Ranger
Post by: Peachy on 02 June 2010, 17:45:39
The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party.
The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honour of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first request?"
The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse."
The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away.
Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back.
As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's Tent and spends the night.
The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. "You have very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two days. What is your second request?"
The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear.
As before, Silver takes off across the plains and disappears over the horizon. Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this time with a brunette, even more attractive than the blonde.
She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night. The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. "You are indeed a man of many talents, but I still kill you tomorrow.
"What is your last request?"
The Lone Ranger responds," I'd like to speak to my horse....ALONE."
The Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger's tent.
Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him square in the eye and says:
"Listen very carefully, you dickhead, for the last time.......... . BRING POSSE!!!!"
Title: Re: The Lone Ranger
Post by: jonnycool on 02 June 2010, 18:01:10
That's brilliant  ;D ;D
Title: Re: The Lone Ranger
Post by: rickyboy on 02 June 2010, 18:08:54
Superb,  ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Varche on 02 June 2010, 18:15:16
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: cam2502 on 02 June 2010, 18:43:31
Thankou!!!!.......i'll nick that one for the pub friday night! ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The Lone Ranger
Post by: Banjax on 02 June 2010, 19:05:22
 ;D ;D ;D :y
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Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 02 June 2010, 19:07:15
 ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: The Lone Ranger
Post by: djac on 02 June 2010, 19:54:55
The Lone Ranger and Tonto were surrounded by a war party of whooping, screaming Indian braves.

The Lone Ranger turns to Tonto and says " Looks like we're in trouble here, my old friend".

Tonto looks at him and says "What you mean 'we', white man?"

....just getting my coat.....
Title: Re: The Lone Ranger
Post by: Drewomega on 02 June 2010, 20:26:54
In the last episode of the Lone Ranger: Tonto shot the Lone Ranger because he found out what "Quemo Sabe! meant!  :'(
Title: Re: The Lone Ranger
Post by: Drewomega on 02 June 2010, 20:30:37
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In the last episode of the Lone Ranger: Tonto shot the Lone Ranger because he found out what "Quemo Sabe! meant!  :'(

Edit! Doh!! I am off flying!!
Title: Re: The Lone Ranger
Post by: Turk on 03 June 2010, 00:37:08
Definition of an intellectual: Someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.  :D
Title: Re: The Lone Ranger
Post by: waspy on 03 June 2010, 06:50:01
Oldie, but a goodie ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The Lone Ranger
Post by: Sixstring on 03 June 2010, 08:57:17
What DOES "quemo sabe" mean???

(and I thought that TONTO called The Lone Ranger that??)